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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Hoagie_one on November 30, 2004, 04:30:01 pm
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All my co-workers and I have this problem every year come this time trying to find out what we are going to go in together to buy the boss.
We get a nice bonus and its the least we can do. but the guy is loaded.
*Sigh*
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Build him an arcade cabinet? ;)
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you buy him either a card that says "you make too much money" or you buy him a knowledgeable wife who actually cares about the budget.
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Just send a stripper to his house.
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Gift Cards. I'd love to get gift cards. This time of year when DVDs go on sale I tend to buy them. But I put DVDs on my christmas list. So I'd rather get a gift card to get the DVDs I want when I want.
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How much do you and your coworkers want to spend?
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Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.
Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.
You can never have to many hi-cap magazines.
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Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.
Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.
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Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.
Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.
You can never have to many hi-cap magazines.
OH OH! And depending on how much money you gather, you could get a scope or a laser sight....oooh or one of those folding stock thingy's you were talking about!
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OH OH! And depending on how much money you gather, you could get a scope or a laser sight....oooh or one of those folding stock thingy's you were talking about!
Also a LAM, M203 Grenade launcher, tactile flashlight, R.I.S. system to put it all on, butt stock ammo holder, silencer (oh wait, that's illegal).
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You get the guy an autographed picture of YOU. I bet he doesn't have one of those. I'm giving that this year at a party I'm going to this Saturday. I can't wait to see peoples reactions. :D
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You get the guy an autographed picture of YOU. I bet he doesn't have one of those. I'm giving that this year at a party I'm going to this Saturday. I can't wait to see peoples reactions.
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Give him an adventure.
Take his wallet, mobile phone and pants. Abandon him 200km's from home with nothing but a pair of bongo drums. Money just can't buy experiences like these. (Keep any cash in his wallet, this should cover your expenses.)
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Oh, and I almost forgot....you could give him a kick in the ass. Only problem with those is that they're so hard to wrap :laugh:
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Oh, and I almost forgot....you could give him a kick in the ass.
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Give him an adventure.
Take his wallet, mobile phone and pants. Abandon him 200km's from home with nothing but a pair of bongo drums. Money just can't buy experiences like these. (Keep any cash in his wallet, this should cover your expenses.)
nice...very funny.
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Alcohol.
You can never have enough Alcohol.
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you guys are useless, lol
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Obviously you've got to get him something non-material. Donate to his charity of choice in his name, that sort of thing.
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What, you want all our gifts for yourself, Hoagie ? ;)
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Obviously you've got to get him something non-material. Donate to his charity of choice in his name, that sort of thing.
Donate money in his name to the Human Fund. ;D
"money for people"
(seinfeld reference for those living under a rock)
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Buy a bunch of phone cards for soldiers in his name. Donate some money to the Salvation Army in his name. Sponsor a bunch of kids in a Christmas wish list charity. This isn't that hard. If he already has everything he clearly doesn't need whatever you can give him.
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Buy a bunch of phone cards for soldiers in his name.
I'm not positive, but I THINK AT&T is making this possible - I thought I heard somewhere that they're like the only ones providing or able to provide service to the troops in their camps.
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Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.
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Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.
BEST
SUGGESTION
EVER
:o ;D
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pool all the money and donate to a good charity...like ME! :D
i certainly need some extra dough to pay the rent this month..not to mention my car isnt running or registered. so, pm me for my address or paypal account to get the ball rolling. ;)
thank you all soooo much!
MERRY XMAS!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If he buys everything he wants, simply buy him something he doesn't want, like a tie that looks like a fish, one of those inflatable couches, or a case of scratch-n-sniff stickers.
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Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.
BEST
SUGGESTION
EVER
:o
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I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........
Not that there's anything wrong with it.....
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Food.....no man turns down a steak. Technically every new one he eats, he doesnt already have(just the previous ones trapped in his sphincter) ;D
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I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........
Not that there's anything wrong with it.....
Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it. It's called pedophilia.
Anyway, there are a LOT of charities that buy the cards and send them directly to soldiers. Don't bother with the big company "we skim 50% off the top" garbage.
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I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........
Not that there's anything wrong with it.....
Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it.
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Whats wrong with NAMBLA?
North
American
Marlon
Brando
Look
Alikes
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Thank you ChadTower, if my bosses are spying on my internet activity, I don't need to have viewing pedophilia related websites to the list of cr@p I do while at work.
:police:
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I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........
Not that there's anything wrong with it.....
Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it.
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There is also a South Park episode that explains what NAMBLA is. I think it's season 1 or 2. Watch that and you'll get a good idea.
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Inflatable sheep! I bet he doesn't have one of those!
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or how about inflatable hands?
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Does it have a kung fu grip? If so, yeah, that might be useful.
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How about one of these?
http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/2004/12/crocheted_vagin.html
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Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it. It's called pedophilia.
I didn't read it properly, I thought it was just a bunch of poofs. I stand very corrected.
For a minute there, I was gonna have to change my opinion of you and stay VERY VERY VERY far away from you! :-\
Or at least keep my sons VERY VERY VERY far away from you ;)
What'd you say your address was again? :police: :police: