Marital bliss...

[saint]

saint and wife went out tonight and had a great time. She ripped my earlobe. I ripped her gi and then elbowed her in the head. Then we went out for blizzards. A good time was had by all!

[Fordman]

Sounds like a great way to nite-cap a night on the ole' Mame Machine!

 

Fordman

[pinballwizard79]

was that a drunk post?

[ChadTower]

Sounds like a jiu-jitsu class, actually.

[Cakemeister]

Sounds fun, at least the blizzard part.

A couple of weeks ago the wife and I celebrated 20 loooonnngggg years of marriage. We went to see "The Last House on the Left" at the dollar cinema. Rather dull in comparison.

[thatitalian]

That sounded a bit like: Me man, you woman...

[shardian]

Gee, I wonder if Saint will drag out this mystery like he did the alleged train track teaser. 

[saint]

was that a drunk post?

Heh, no. Was Ju-Jitsu class I hurt today. Yesterday I had my finger jammed up to the first knuckle in another guy's nose...

[saint]

Gee, I wonder if Saint will drag out this mystery like he did the alleged train track teaser. 

I am soooooooooo close on that one.

[ChadTower]

Heh, no. Was Ju-Jitsu class I hurt today. Yesterday I had my finger jammed up to the first knuckle in another guy's nose...

That's the first level of the anal leverage technique.  Just wait.

[Ginsu Victim]

Not too many couples I know of that refer to the missionary position as "guard"

[ChadTower]

No, but it would be interesting to see who is taking whose back in those rear nakeds.

[Ummon]

saint and wife went out tonight and had a great time. She ripped my earlobe. I ripped her gi and then elbowed her in the head. Then we went out for blizzards. A good time was had by all!

I'm proud of you. Now, did ya take video....you know, for posterity??   (I can hear that tired phrase from 'You can't do that on television'.....)

[Ginsu Victim]

The only one I'm thinking of is "I don't know"

[Ummon]

Gooshhh. Na, man. It's "...don't encourage your....."

[Ginsu Victim]

My point was I don't remember much from that show. "I don't know" was the only one. That show was a long time ago, and I outgrew it quickly.

[GregorDV]

Ironically, I read the title as "Martial Bliss," and was not surprised by the content.  It's after reading the thread that I noticed that my brain had a freudian slip.

I was at a Hapkido seminar years ago, taught by a 5th-dan guy from Mississippi and his 3rd-dan wife.    As we were warming up after lunch, he was monologuing and noted that people had asked him if having a black belt wife ever got weird at home.  His reply: "Nah.  I taught her everything she knows, not everything _I_ know."

[Ummon]

My point was I don't remember much from that show. "I don't know" was the only one. That show was a long time ago, and I outgrew it quickly.

I didn't even like the show. But at times, I was ---smurfing--- bored, and waiting for cartoons to come on. Or, for some odd reason, my brother was watching the show, and he had the remote, and so I was tortured. But some ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- I just remember. I mean, the show coulda been FUNNY....and, admittedly, they did broach some semi-risque stuff....anyways....

Ironically, I read the title as "Martial Bliss," and was not surprised by the content.  It's after reading the thread that I noticed that my brain had a freudian slip.

OH. I see now.