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shmokes

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Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« on: December 10, 2008, 09:47:34 am »
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 10:25:37 am »
While I appreciate the link, it is hosted at what appears to be a hardcore porn site.  It really shouldn't have been posted here.


P.S. FAAAAAAKE!  ;D

I've seen video of a topless chick in one of those wind tunnel things that simulate skydiving. It's not near as sexy as you would think it would be.
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 11:07:16 am »
It's fake?  Really?  You mean they didn't really do that?   ;D
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 11:34:59 am »
Quote from: shardian on December 10, 2008, 10:25:37 am


P.S. FAAAAAAKE!  ;D

I've seen video of a topless chick in one of those wind tunnel things that simulate skydiving. It's not near as sexy as you would think it would be.


No way dude, this is totally real!!  Especially the girl who falls in the pool from 10,000 feet in the air and is completely unhurt!  I can't believe you think this is fake!!    ::)
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 11:38:07 am »
Good lord! Does noone here get sarcasm!
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 12:00:32 pm »
Quote from: shardian on December 10, 2008, 11:38:07 am
Good lord! Does noone here get sarcasm!

Sarcasm??? From you??? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  :P
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 12:18:50 pm »
Quote from: shardian on December 10, 2008, 11:38:07 am
Good lord! Does noone here get sarcasm!


umm, right back at you!   ;)
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 01:58:11 pm »
Here's what it REALLY looks like (NSFW!!!!!)

http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_stuff_nude_skydiving.htm
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 02:05:45 pm »
Damn dude! At least post chics only!

Side note since I've already been exposed: I bet the wind blowing into his pee hole hurts.  :cry:
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 07:00:54 pm »
I think the penis in that one is added. Given the cupped inversion of the breasts of the females, I can't imagine a guy's penis and sack not similarly being pushed upward. In fact, I would immediately be worried about getting continually, and quite violently, racked.
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 07:30:08 pm »
This is a pretty damn funny video, also NSFW but not terribly offensive. The German host is hysterical, watch until the very end.

http://www.computerpranks.com/download/media/mpeg/parachut.mpg
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 08:16:20 pm »
It's so strange to see something like that on regular TV.  We're such prudes in the US.   ;D
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 03:29:35 pm »
Quote from: shmokes on December 10, 2008, 08:16:20 pm
It's so strange to see something like that on regular TV.  We're such prudes in the US.   ;D
Indeed !


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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 01:42:39 am »
Quote from: shardian on December 10, 2008, 10:25:37 am
P.S. FAAAAAAKE!  ;D

The video or those boobs? Those were some seriously dumb blonds. Something like 1 in five put their helmet on right. I guess special ed doesn't teach that anymore.

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I've seen video of a topless chick in one of those wind tunnel things that simulate skydiving. It's not near as sexy as you would think it would be.

Is that the same one that also shows the guy with his dick fwapping around? I've always wondered how often people skydive like that. Not only would it be cold, it's got to be extremely uncomfortable to have the wind beating at your sensitive parts like that.  :duckhunt
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 05:47:25 pm »
Some people like to be beaten. Or is it: Some people like to be beat ?
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Re: Best commercial ever - NSFW!
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2008, 08:49:22 am »
Quote from: SavannahLion on December 13, 2008, 01:42:39 am
Those were some seriously dumb blonds. Something like 1 in five put their helmet on right. I guess special ed doesn't teach that anymore.

You have your cause and effect backwards.  The dumb ones are the ones trained to wear a helmet.
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