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Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« on: August 06, 2007, 03:52:36 pm »
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 04:01:02 pm »

This is to replace the current method of "flash a pic of tubgirl".
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 04:08:58 pm »
Kick ASS!! Even though it will never come to the public level, I hope someone eventually publishes instuctions on the 'net. ;D

I can see it now...
"Dude, I bet you $50 I can get you to spew by pointing this light at you."
"No F'in way, you are on"
"...here's your money..."
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 04:10:29 pm »

I want to add that capability to my headlights with a button on the stickshift.  Cut me off, eh?  How's your carpet, a-hole?!
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 04:12:38 pm »
Quote from: ChadTower on August 06, 2007, 04:10:29 pm

I want to add that capability to my headlights with a button on the stickshift.  Cut me off, eh?  How's your carpet, a-hole?!

Oh, I like that!   :cheers:
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 04:31:11 pm »
Would that really work? What if you close or avert your eyes?
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 04:31:19 pm »
This reminds me of Derren Brown.  The SciFi channel is running a show of his which demonstrates how amazingly suggestible people are.

People are so easily manipulated it's scary. 



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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 05:54:16 pm »
Quote from: patrickl on August 06, 2007, 04:31:11 pm
Would that really work? What if you close or avert your eyes?

If you close your eyes, they can't see you.  So you could sneak right around them and their fancy barf-sticks.
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 05:56:22 pm »
I fart in your general direction ...
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 06:14:57 am »
I think some people with LED-Wiz's should do some experimentation for the rest of us...that could be bad...an unsuspecting guest walks up to your arcade, starts to play and then suddenly projectile vomits all over your monitor shield.  No high score for you!

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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2007, 08:16:30 am »
I bet this stuff doesn't work on the video gamers - they're used to disorienting, constantly changing video...
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 03:33:16 pm »
Sometimes I think these kinds of stories are just plants by the US Government to make "the enemy" nervous when engaging US forces.  Puke rays, diahrea guns...
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 03:47:27 pm »
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 04:43:49 pm »
Quote from: Havok on August 07, 2007, 08:16:30 am
I bet this stuff doesn't work on the video gamers - they're used to disorienting, constantly changing video...

You should work on changing the frequency of your avatar and see if you can get everyone on the board to puke...
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2007, 04:48:05 pm »
Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 07, 2007, 03:47:27 pm
Quote from: RayB on August 07, 2007, 03:33:16 pm
Puke rays, diahrea guns...

...Gay Bombs!!   ;D
Oh lol yeah, the gay bomb.

Maybe if they use a pink flashlight for this "puke ray gun" it will make people gay?
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 05:18:57 pm »
Quote from: patrickl on August 07, 2007, 04:48:05 pm
Maybe if they use a pink flashlight for this "puke ray gun" it will make people gay?

Maybe they could just turn it into a Disco Light? Problem solved...and no puking, just lots of dance, dance dancing!
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 06:22:28 pm »
So... instead of causing life threatening seizures by beating, shocking, and spraying mace at the criminals, they can use a glorified flashlight?

Yeah, the lawyers are going to have a field day with that one.
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2007, 04:24:36 am »
Now this sounds like a DIY project  :applaud:
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2007, 05:16:21 am »
Now I know why crooks always wear sunglasses  8)
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Re: Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2007, 01:35:09 pm »
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