Destructoid's: Guide to Recognizing Your Gamers

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Chapter 1: The Back-Seat Gamer, The Closet Gamer
Chapter 2: The Chav Gamer
Chapter 3: The Fluffy Gamer, The PC Snob 
Chapter 4: Technical Gamers and Japanophiles
Chapter 5: Aggressive Gamers and Ghosts
Chapter 6: The One Game Gamer
Chapter 7: The Collecting Gamer
Chapter 8: The Defeatist Gamer
Chapter 9: The Tragically Unfortunate Gamer


Picture below from Chapter 6, "The One Game Gamer":

 

[Dervacumen]

Avatar's lookin' nice!  Tks Peale.
I wish I had that much time.  Or skill.  I mean SKILLZ.
Nice read tho.

[Howard_Casto]

Great read.. It's missing a key gamer type though...

The Game Guru

You know the guy that's owned every single system and played every single game since pong and has near infinate knowledge of gaming in general?  I could write a whole chapter on that one myself (seeing as I sort of am one) but, eh, I'm too lazy. 

[missioncontrol]

you could just write up an article on why Atarti sticks are way better than any gamepad will ever be.....

[Howard_Casto]

Yes, yes I could.  Part of being a gaming guru is lacking any fanboy bias and being able to see a piece of hardware for what it truely is. 

[JackTucky]

Don' forget to add modesty and tact to your list of qualities.

=J