Update: My Wii is - apparently - somewhere headed for New York again.  After four phone calls and research that I did, UPS was finally willing to help me learn something about the package (they did not know the address it was shipped from, NOR the address to which it was going - I had to provide that.  No, I am not kidding).  
Is that some sort of safety feature? If so, why didn't UPS just tell me "In order for us to confirm you are {name here}, please give us the starting and ending addresses," instead of being cantankerous?  BTW, their tracking system has apparently been offline for nearly 48 hours now.
My 4 year old wants to know when her Miis will be back.  We keep telling her it hasn't even seen the Wii doctor yet...she's good with it (just a cute aside).
Problem #2: I talked to Nintendo about just forgetting the repair and sending me a new console.  The guy I spoke to said that they cannot do so as I am now no longer in posession of the old console.  Though that sucks, it makes pretty good sense when you think about it.  
So, here we are, stuck.  I swear if I ever have an extra $250 to spend / throw away, I'm going to buy a 2nd Wii to have as a backup...a spare Wii if  you will.  Once again, this sucks.  I want to Wii again!!!!!!!    
  