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De-Rail this thread!
ChadTower:
Dude, we all know your sack-fu is for your mouth and not your foot. Don't lie.
We saw your phallus drawer. It looks like a summer squash garden in there.
Glaine:
--- Quote ---Don't kick a puppy, kick a small poodle.
--- End quote ---
But poodles are so effiminate.
That would be like beating the French.
At least the puppy has the potential to spend his growing years becoming stronger so he can one day get his revenge. Like Kazuya Mishima from Tekken wants to kill his dad for throwing him off a mountain.
The poodle would just surrender. Again, like the French.
ChadTower:
Yeah, but you're only spending one kick. Get a bag of them and bring them to a set of goalposts.
Glaine:
I..uh...I was hungry.
Way to bump yourself up the list, youz gonna get served like you was next in line at Arby's.
Speaking of, doesn't the Arby's sign itself look absolutely phallic as well? I keep expecting it to shoot Ranch Dressing out the top of it. And the commercials where the guy has one hovering over his head? Better slogan is, "I'm thinkin I'm a D*** head".
ChadTower:
No one speaks English at Arby's. I'll be standing there like "where's my fries" and you're all on the phone with Troi arguing about which of you has to bring that stained dress to the cleaner.
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