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Glaine:
No! It's nothing like that!
I always have to go.
Troi is always too busy making dinner.

I'm not actually an illegal alien, I just don't like to shave and I'm always falling asleep at the deep fryer and falling in. Which is why I don't have to shave, you stop growing hair after its been scalded off a few times. But man I went up like an alchohol covered Q-Tip (after you've just cleaned your MVS collection with it) that first time, when I had all my hair.

Now kids think I'm a Nosferatu.

And I'm not supposed to say, but those Roast Beef sandwhiches you like so much are actually made from the callusous on my hands. Sometimes I burn em on the burger grill. Again, falling asleep.

ChadTower:

I don't eat 'em.  I use them to feed my turtles.  So there are probably bits of digested you floating around in a 50 gallon tank (with only 25 gallons in it) in my living room. 

Stop talking about kids' "things" and how you'd like to go Nosferatu on them.

Glaine:
Yeah, once your turtles eat enough of my hands, they will be blood bound to me and serve me non-emergancy, slow moving purposes.

Why would I turn kids into vampires? Not necessary, kids make life heck without all the super-powers. Though it would be great because then I could just shove them outside and watch them burst into crispy powder.

danny_galaga:






                                                              grunties

Bones:
I telling you man, it grundies not grunties.

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