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Devolution is real!
« on: August 01, 2006, 10:05:08 pm »
Remember Spuds, Devolution IS real. It makes more sense than intelligent design. Just look around you. It starts at The White House and trickles down. Unfortunately for all of us Spuds here on Planet Earth no distress signal has been offically sent yet. Today I feel a sense of urgency as I speak to you for Devo Incorporated. There is a direct connection between Devo's work in the music field and a big Wiggly World around us. You may not be aware of this but we are in the middle of World War III. It is not nuclear bombs that we must fear. The weapon is the human mind, or lack of it, on this planet. That will determine our fate. Capital punishment for airline passengers who attempt to save money. Spudmen in gaslines who forgot that guns don't argue. And tourists attempting to catch some rays on Three Mile Island all add up to a major attack of corkscrews in the brain. We must fight back. We must know what we want. And what we want is Duty Now For The Future! So next time you see that groovy chick that caught your eye in the frozen pizza section of your local supermarket tell her how you feel. Go forward, move ahead and give the past the slip.

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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 10:59:42 pm »
Floyd10, good to see you back!  How's the oregano sales business treatin' ya? :laugh2:
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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 11:05:13 pm »
Most of that was mindless drivel, but I agree on the hitting on hotties part, especially in the middle of summer while they're in the coldest part of the store.
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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2006, 11:08:43 pm »
Floyd10? You got the wrong guy Spud. Mindless drivel? Well that's neither here nor there. Freedom of choice is what you've got. Freedom from choice is what you want.

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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2006, 11:19:27 pm »
I want freedom of choice to choose hot women in thin shirts near the frozen snow peas.
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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2006, 11:40:18 pm »
The half of Earth seen from space, cannot exist without the opposite half not seen... existing as opposite values. Earth entity does not exist - for it is composed of opposite hemispheres which rotate in opposite directions - equating to a zero value existence, and to nothing as a "singularity".
You were educated to live an evil lie - and your heirs will suffer hell for your stupidity. The entity you seek is death. Educators teach assumed math, but are too damn dumb, stupid and evil to know that until Word is cornered, Math is fictitious. Academic/Religious Word is a fictitious Trojan Horse and the most efficient form of human enslavement ever concocted by "Singularity Brotherhood of Bastardism". I INVOKE a CURSE upon the educators that their students will awake from their academic induced stupor & seek revenge.

4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate inside 4 Time Cube Quarters to create 4 - 24 hour days within one Earth rotation.  This simple ignored math indicts you evil.  Demand evil educators explain Cubicism.

You Word-Murder Your Children.

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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2006, 04:29:48 am »
The half of Earth seen from space, cannot exist without the opposite half not seen... existing as opposite values. Earth entity does not exist - for it is composed of opposite hemispheres which rotate in opposite directions - equating to a zero value existence, and to nothing as a "singularity".
You were educated to live an evil lie - and your heirs will suffer hell for your stupidity. The entity you seek is death. Educators teach assumed math, but are too damn dumb, stupid and evil to know that until Word is cornered, Math is fictitious. Academic/Religious Word is a fictitious Trojan Horse and the most efficient form of human enslavement ever concocted by "Singularity Brotherhood of Bastardism". I INVOKE a CURSE upon the educators that their students will awake from their academic induced stupor & seek revenge.

4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate inside 4 Time Cube Quarters to create 4 - 24 hour days within one Earth rotation.  This simple ignored math indicts you evil.  Demand evil educators explain Cubicism.

You Word-Murder Your Children.

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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2006, 05:05:18 am »
Xenu is SO going to strap you all to a volcano over this...
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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2006, 07:39:44 am »
I think your energy dome is too tight!  I think you should take a week off from the Devo albums and listen to nothing but Billy Squire and Whitesnake.  That should fix you, but good! 


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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2006, 02:34:48 pm »
Can we change this thread title to Mr. B's Ballroom? :cheers:
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Re: Devolution is real!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2006, 09:51:03 am »
I think your energy dome is too tight!  I think you should take a week off from the Devo albums and listen to nothing but Billy Squire and Whitesnake.  That should fix you, but good! 



that reminds me, i still havent done a write-up of my energy dome build...


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