OK its been over a year and I dont know whtat the heck lol means!

[Ummon]

Short and sweet, what the heck do you all mean whan you use lol?
After a year of reading these threads I thought I would figure it out but it turns out I am a idiot. SO WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN?

AND....without asking...or searching it...you never would've I bet. Me neither. So I asked. Oh. Then there were more. I wasn't all that interested. While it can be cute in a 'vernacular' fashion, a 'common use' I find lame. I never use that ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.

[rackoon]

Well, for your guys information I am now a math teacher at a local high school and have learned all the text lingo I can handle. When I wrote the post way back when, I truly didn't know what it meant.    

So now I'm totally hip yo.

[brandon]

This reminds me of when my g/f was texting a friend and she said "LMAO" 
he said "what does that mean?" 
-- "Laughing ---my bottom--- off!" 
and he said " You don't have to laugh at me just tell me what it means!"  and this went on for a while.

She also posted something on Myspace from her cell phone and it said "posted from mobile."  This same guy asked "What are you doing in Mobile?"  (Mobile is a neighboring town here in Alabama, BTW) Probably funnier if you live down here..

[shmokes]

And perhaps best of all is when I cop some Tyra Banks attitude and say "O.  M.  G.  !!!!!"

Did you really just admit to that in public?