Author Topic: Blond dye (gender free newsflash) (Read 2118 times)

c64rulez · « **on:** January 21, 2006, 01:49:44 am »

Sometimes I think it does

Q*Bert_OP · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2006, 01:59:50 am »

Quote from: c64rulez on January 21, 2006, 01:49:44 am

Sometimes I think it does

missioncontrol · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2006, 04:01:24 am »

you would first have to assume that women have brains..........

Bones · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2006, 04:51:05 am »

Only if she eats the dye.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2006, 06:42:07 am »

where's the 'maybe' option?

Zakk · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2006, 12:54:28 pm »

Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts? I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"

W. T. F.?

c64rulez · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2006, 01:38:39 pm »

I apologize. I should have emphasized that it's for an M.A. study I'm working on regarding blondes and reverse engineering.

Anyway, I'll take that as a no.

GGKoul · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2006, 03:43:08 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on January 21, 2006, 12:54:28 pm

Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts? I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"

W. T. F.?

When come to the EE forum.

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2006, 05:34:30 pm »

The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?

quarterback · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2006, 06:06:05 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on January 21, 2006, 05:34:30 pm

The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?

Only your perception of them

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2006, 07:49:17 pm »

My perception is really all that matters to me. Who cares what anyone else sees?

Just call me Shallow Hal. I see a knockout.

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2006, 09:05:12 am »

It's the bleach.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2006, 09:08:45 am »

This is getting more votes than the MOD thread.

RayB · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:24:06 pm »

What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!

quarterback · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:30:21 pm »

Quote from: RayB on January 23, 2006, 12:24:06 pm

What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!

Somebody (stingray?) must have something (an image perhaps) posted that's directly linked to stingray's s00per sekrit site.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:35:56 pm »

It's Bones' sig.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:56:12 pm »

Bones has his sig image hosted on my forum. I've PMed him asking him to move it to my photohosting site. Sorry for the problem this is causing today.

-S

PetitMorte · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2006, 01:42:15 pm »

Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"

More Cowbell · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2006, 01:50:13 pm »

Can you specify what area of hair?

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2006, 01:58:57 pm »

See, now, I find it useful to know what happens when you smack an unconscious cat in the sack with a hammer. Good job.

(I just almost choked holding back laughter while typing that... no good to laugh in the office, they'll know something is up)

c64rulez · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:17:14 pm »

Quote from: RayB on January 23, 2006, 12:24:06 pm

What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!

I don't get any popups lol

RayB · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2006, 03:55:02 pm »

Quote from: PetitMorte on January 23, 2006, 01:42:15 pm

Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2006, 04:34:33 pm »

Anything that enters the blood stream has a chance to penetrate the skull.

quarterback · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2006, 06:30:33 pm »

You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?

Quote from: RayB on January 23, 2006, 03:55:02 pm

Quote from: PetitMorte on January 23, 2006, 01:42:15 pm
Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.

RayB · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2006, 08:13:43 pm »

Quote from: quarterback on January 23, 2006, 06:30:33 pm

You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?

No ah dint! heh

c64rulez · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2006, 01:16:24 am »

Quote from: PetitMorte on January 23, 2006, 01:42:15 pm

Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"

I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like

RayB · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2006, 12:48:07 pm »

Quote from: c64rulez on January 24, 2006, 01:16:24 am

I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like

Kinda like regular bacon, but dumber.

ChadTower · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2006, 12:53:04 pm »

I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.

c64rulez · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2006, 01:10:55 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on January 24, 2006, 12:53:04 pm

I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.

K I L L E R

Harry Potter · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2006, 01:11:33 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on January 24, 2006, 12:53:04 pm

I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.

Or it would be [insert favourite politician/actor/BYOAC member's name here]

c64rulez · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2006, 01:14:09 pm »

of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair

quarterback · « **Reply #31 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:00:58 am »

Quote from: c64rulez on January 25, 2006, 01:14:09 pm

of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair

I'm not currently with a bleach-blonde woman, but I've been with/known a number in the past. I voted no because it's not the bleaching that affected their brains. They just found that life was much kinder to them if they were dumb and blonde than when they were dumb and brunette.

c64rulez · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2006, 01:19:57 am »

I think the following may suggest an overall gender-free blonde issue:

This blonde dude gets home early than usual and he hears these noises coming from the bedroom. He runs upstairs and finds his wife in bed, naked, sweaty and breaths heavily.

"What happened ?", he asks, worried.

His wife says "I'm having a heart attack"

Immediately he runs downstairs and as he grabs the phone, his four year old son comes running and yells "daddy! daddy! uncle Jack is hiding upstairs in the closet and he's not wearing anything!"

The man hangs up the phone, flies up the stairs again, passes his screaming wife, rips the closet doors from it's hinges, and guess what... his brother lies naked on the closet floor.

"You son of a b#$ch !", he screams at him, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running naked around the house scaring the kids ?"


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Author Topic: Blond dye (gender free newsflash) (Read 2118 times)