Author Topic: QOOC (Read 4270 times)

ChadTower · « **on:** January 05, 2006, 10:52:08 am »

One of my favorite things is a funny Quote Out Of Context.

nostrebor · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:22:07 pm »

I think this is what you want...

"After those concerts the band's name was changed to Led Zeppelin after Keith Moon, drummer with The Who, suggested they would "go over like a lead balloon"."

(Just like this thread)

ChadTower · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:25:16 pm »

Yeah, but it's not funny.

nostrebor · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:39:14 pm »

that may be true.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:41:17 pm »

i don't get it.

nostrebor · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:42:51 pm »

I'm really not sure either...

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:00:55 pm »

Single phrases that made sense in context, but when out of context, are very very funny.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:02:50 pm »

Yes............... yes they are......... *reaching for my cricket bat*

nostrebor · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:07:06 pm »

Can you provide us with a funny example? Maybe then it will make sense.

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:15:59 pm »

Eh, nevermind, I guess. I had an example in the first post. Around here it seems to be a "had to be there" thing.

saint · « **Reply #10 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:30:56 pm »

"I'm not root? How did I get to not be root?"

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:31:16 pm »

Exactly.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:35:21 pm »

Quote from: saint on January 05, 2006, 02:30:56 pm

"I'm not root? How did I get to not be root?"

That one I get.

I guess saint is funnier than Chad.

Sounds like a poll.

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:43:48 pm »

No way that is funnier than Han Solo and a balloon knot.

skippy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:45:19 pm »

Poll. Poll Poll Poll

nostrebor · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:46:12 pm »

Root what with your what??

ahhhhh...

Sadly, I had to google it. $:-\$

Oh and yes, we need a poll.

(See below. I think I've got it. I am sooo dense.

)

nostrebor · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:48:50 pm »

"I've used the heck out of my set for the past year. No problems at all."

(context=router bits from bt3central)

missioncontrol · « **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:53:35 pm »

poll started

Harry Potter · « **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:54:13 pm »

missioncontrol · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:55:59 pm »

what can I say bosss7, great minds think alike....

I blame my dial-up

Harry Potter · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm »

Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:00:16 pm »

smart guy......

nostrebor · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:00:39 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm

Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.

I'm getting no love from bosssx

missioncontrol · « **Reply #23 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:02:46 pm »

hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies

nostrebor · « **Reply #24 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:04:46 pm »

Sadly, I was just getting the hang of thiis thread's game when the train left the tracks $:-\$

missioncontrol · « **Reply #25 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:05:57 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:04:46 pm

Sadly, I was just getting the hang of thiis thread's game when the train left the tracks $:-\$

woooo wooooo wooooooo

we need a train derailment smilie

Harry Potter · « **Reply #26 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:06:18 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:00:39 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.

I'm getting no love from bosssx

No you're not.....uh...mate.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #27 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:06:53 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on January 05, 2006, 03:02:46 pm

hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies

But Chad is less funny in mine.

nostrebor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:08:57 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 03:06:18 pm

Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:00:39 pm
Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.

I'm getting no love from bosssx
No you're not.....uh...mate.

Well... can we at least be friends?

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #29 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:09:40 pm »

Here's a few:

Quote from: ChadTower on January 05, 2006, 02:42:49 pm

What is your ball made of?

Quote from: ChadTower on January 05, 2006, 12:44:00 pm

There are like 100x more balls on the right than on the left usually.

Quote from: ChadTower on January 05, 2006, 11:47:59 am

I am eating it right now.

mrC

nostrebor · « **Reply #30 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:10:49 pm »

1000 bonus point to MrC for focus.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #31 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:10:53 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:08:57 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 03:06:18 pm
Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:00:39 pm
Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 02:56:51 pm
Nah it's good. Someone pointed out Chad will lose twice this way.

I'm getting no love from bosssx
No you're not.....uh...mate.

Well... can we at least be friends?

If you send me $10 and a six pack of really cheap beer, sure.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #32 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:12:35 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 03:06:53 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on January 05, 2006, 03:02:46 pm
hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies

Harry Potter · « **Reply #33 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:13:57 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on January 05, 2006, 03:12:35 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on January 05, 2006, 03:06:53 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on January 05, 2006, 03:02:46 pm
hey bosss7 mines threads got more views and replies
But Chad is less funny in mine.

a minor glitch

Mr Bush? Is that you?

saint · « **Reply #34 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:17:00 pm »

"You're soaking in it"

nostrebor · « **Reply #35 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:17:53 pm »

Quote from: saint on January 05, 2006, 03:17:00 pm

"You're soaking in it"

This is quite fitting following a post by bosss7

Harry Potter · « **Reply #36 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:18:54 pm »

I wish I was soaking some bush right about now.

saint · « **Reply #37 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:19:58 pm »

"Oops"

(OK - this one may need some explaining to be truly funny, which disqualifies it from this thread, but.... Said by a buddy of mine to his girlfriend while they were using the "pull-out" method of birth control... and he really meant "oops").

--- saint

Harry Potter · « **Reply #38 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:23:04 pm »

"oops"

followed by

"alimony"

Bones · « **Reply #39 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:23:26 pm »

Quote from: saint on January 05, 2006, 03:19:58 pm

"Oops"

(OK - this one may need some explaining to be truly funny, which disqualifies it from this thread, but.... Said by a buddy of mine to his girlfriend while they were using the "pull-out" method of birth control... and he really meant "oops").

--- saint

Princess Leih to Han Solo. "You came in that? You're braver than I thought".

Harry Potter · « **Reply #40 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:24:03 pm »

Good morning.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #41 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:25:57 pm »

Does my sig qualify?

Otherwise...

"And then the pickle rolled over."

No clue. I walked into a room where some friends were discussing something... They turned, looked at me, there was an awkward silence, then someone said that like it was the punchline of a joke.

I am suspicious that they were talking about me.

ChadTower · « **Reply #42 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:26:27 pm »

They call you The Pickle.

SirPoonga · « **Reply #43 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:30:07 pm »

At east it wasn't "oops, did I do that" in an urkel voice.

nostrebor · « **Reply #44 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:31:10 pm »

"It's not going anywhere as long as saint's in front."

missioncontrol · « **Reply #45 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:34:11 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on January 05, 2006, 03:31:10 pm

"It's not going anywhere as long as saint's in front."

lmao now that is funny right there.....

nostrebor · « **Reply #46 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:25:15 pm »

"I've never found anything remotely like that on ---my bottom---. You might want to see a doctor."

SirPoonga · « **Reply #47 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:38:17 pm »

"I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh?"

markrvp · « **Reply #48 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:31:24 pm »

"What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #49 on:** January 05, 2006, 11:52:38 pm »

I was walking toward a restaurant counter, a guy was already standing there. He turned around, looked at me and said, in a loud and questioning voice:

"Squeezeable?"

He then realized I wasn't who he thought I was, so he looked over my shoulder and asked again. I guess he was talking about ketchups.

mrC

SirPoonga · « **Reply #50 on:** January 06, 2006, 12:30:44 am »

Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve see, and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #51 on:** January 06, 2006, 04:08:50 am »

Quote

Our team is empowered to guarantee your gratifaction.

That should be in the dictionary along with embiggens and cromulent

ChadTower · « **Reply #52 on:** January 06, 2006, 09:30:50 am »

Empowered is another way to say "we have your balls in our hand".

USSEnterprise · « **Reply #53 on:** January 08, 2006, 03:04:32 am »

Women are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment

Harry Potter · « **Reply #54 on:** January 08, 2006, 04:16:13 am »

Women are devices built by ~~the lord Jesus Christ~~ God for our entertainment

danny_galaga · « **Reply #55 on:** January 08, 2006, 05:16:11 am »

"never sit down with a pocket full of caterpillars"

(from a tub of mork and mindy yoghurt back when i was in primary school)


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