my dream apartment

[duffjr]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/roo/121839778.html

i'm a little unsure of whether i will still have any sanity after the year's end.  anyone ever live in a setup like this?

[c64rulez]

The other roommate so far is a female doctoral student in music who has a sewing machine, pipes, and power tools (for constructing curtains), as well as a place outside the city where she will likely be spending weekends.

Smells like trouble to me.

[DrewKaree]

sounds like a modern-day stench ranch.

Why on God's green earth does this sound like your "dream" apartment?  Do you envision somehow getting this chick to play for the man-loving team?  Midwest, queer, shut-the-eff-up-and-don't-bother-me wishes from her new roomates....to me, this screams Lumberjack Lesbo.  Just what I'd like to have as a roomate.  She also sounds like if you, with your man-danglies, got the least bit out of line with her concept of what a roommate would be, she'd be sneaking in at midnight with a bar of soap in a sock and going Full Metal Jacket on you.

I'd like to dream about living in an apartment where I don't have a stench ranch existence and sharing my house with a brazilian other people.  Specifically, a place with just myself, and ONE other person who happened to be one of those hot wimmins whose attitude towards life is clothing-optional and free love for me only.

You REALLY have wierd dreams.

[mccoy178]

I'd have to go with Drew on this one.  Seems pretty demanding;  "as long as you don't talk, move, breath, or any other thing that may bother me, feel free to do whatever you want!"  Reminds me of the chicks from the movie PCU.  I would suggest unless you have somewhere else on campus you can chill at, I would pass. 

[duffjr]

i thought it was a dude renting it out.  i just skimmed the parts about the size of the room and price.  whatever, i've seen lesbian shows on tv.  it doesn't seem so bad if you don't videotape them.  i think the space is filled already, so i'll have to wait a year for something like migrant living to come up again.  i'm used to living in a house alone most of the time, so i wonder if i can survive in a crowded place.  i'm worried about all the diseases going around in such a place and would hate to get any kind of virus that puts me out for a while.

[mccoy178]

I wouldn't be so worried about the diseases as much as sanity.  Sounds like your personal liberties would be handcuffed.

[duffjr]

i can do without a tv, i can use headphones for the computer, i can avoid temptation to stare through the curtain crack, but i'll have to go outside to scream in frustration at DK.  i just got the bad news that it's filled.

[DrewKaree]

but i'll have to go outside to scream in frustration at DK.  i just got the bad news that it's filled.

Just tell her I'm a member of the he-man woman-hating club and that you're angry at me for not understanding women.  That'd buy you some leeway.  Well, would have.  She probably found someone with their liquor license and you got the boot, Sally.

[duffjr]

i can probably pull a few strings next month to have that terd evicted.