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Author Topic: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!  (Read 1711 times)

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Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« on: December 29, 2005, 10:02:06 pm »
In fact, send it to his wife, his neighbors, his parents, his in-laws, heck, ANYONE within earshot of his house!

The plans:
http://www.kremmit_loves_long_links.com

Zakk, can you hear 'em?  Is the sound floating in your head already?  DANG we need an evil laugh smiley!

Oh yeah, SteveJ34, here's a link a lot too late  :-\
« Last Edit: December 30, 2005, 12:29:49 am by DrewKaree »
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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2005, 11:44:49 pm »
Dear Drew,

Try this out sometime:

{url=http://www.michaelholigan.com/departments/TVShow/seg_tscript.asp?ts%5Fid=5744&text%5Ftype=S&text%5Fpage=1&mscssid=CSRG9W6VUR4N9JBGC2RALA8AHNK64UL9]Not Such a Long Damn Link[/url}

Enjoy!

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2005, 11:47:41 pm »
Drew you need to learn to shorten your links.....


you lose 50 Brazillian post-fu points

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2005, 12:11:34 am »
Dear Drew,

Try this out sometime:

{url=http://www.michaelholigan.com/departments/TVShow/seg_tscript.asp?ts%5Fid=5744&text%5Ftype=S&text%5Fpage=1&mscssid=CSRG9W6VUR4N9JBGC2RALA8AHNK64UL9]Not Such a Long Damn Link[/url}

Enjoy!

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HTML syntax corrected for link above by Kremmit:

Not Such a Long Damn Link

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2005, 08:34:29 pm »
Ha ha
Back for nostalgia, based on nostalgia.

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2005, 11:58:38 pm »
Ha ha  Drew got sassed for his doofus link-ing.  THAT'S IRONY FOR YA, YA WIND-CHIME LOVING COMMIE!


(now you'll NEVER get the 'artsie' Heather photos!  Bwahahahahaaaa!!!)


(doesn't matter that I haven't seen them either, does it??)


* DrewKaree searches for a box sturdy enough to hold the 5 sets of wind chimes he's mailing to Zakk's wife.  C.O.D. ;D
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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2005, 01:52:18 am »
Mark, I know how to type it.  I changed the brackets so that what I was doing would show.  I meant to type an explanation, but apparently forgot to do so.

If your post-fu backfires, how many points do you lose?

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2005, 02:52:53 am »
Mark, I know how to type it.  I changed the brackets so that what I was doing would show.  I meant to type an explanation, but apparently forgot to do so.

If your post-fu backfires, how many points do you lose?


7 brazillion

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2005, 06:41:43 am »
You're supposed to multiply that by 10 if it happens in the last week of the year.

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2005, 10:18:33 am »

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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2005, 12:09:10 pm »
Mark, I know how to type it.  I changed the brackets so that what I was doing would show.  I meant to type an explanation, but apparently forgot to do so.

If your post-fu backfires, how many points do you lose?

If we can't poke fun at our online buddies, then what is there left to live for?

Mark, don't pay attention to what that hippy's sayin'.  Just make fun of him.  We'll get him to cut that ponytail off, get rid of those flip-flops he wears to work and swap 'em for some real shoes, and when he starts wearing clothes made of something OTHER than hemp, you'll know your job is done.  Assimilate the daisy!

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2005, 01:45:01 pm »
Thanks Drew.

I saw those plans before in my google searches.

I basically followed the 4 chime boy scout project plans found here:

http://www1.iwvisp.com/cllsj/windchimes/

modified slightly as I used 1" Type L Copper tubing. I found a formula in a yahoo group
for how to create different notes/scales with different metal types. I used red oak for the wood parts, stained and urethaned. Spyderwire fishing line for line ties.

I was pleased with the results and so were the receivers.

And just because Zakk's wife may have an interest now, here's a few more links:

http://www.geocities.com/teeley2/chimeart.html

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/windchimeconstruction/





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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2006, 12:32:14 am »
Mark, don't pay attention to what that hippy's sayin'.  Just make fun of him.  We'll get him to cut that ponytail off, get rid of those flip-flops he wears to work and swap 'em for some real shoes, and when he starts wearing clothes made of something OTHER than hemp, you'll know your job is done.  Assimilate the daisy!

I don't want to be a hippy, I want to be a pirate.  How come Drew won't let me be a pirate?

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2006, 12:38:50 am »
How come Drew won't let me be a pirate?

Because they are gay and smelly (NTTIAWWT).



But - pirates are very fashionable in their own way, so to each his own.

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Re: Someone send this to Zakk's wife!
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2006, 01:14:49 am »
Johnny Depp was a pirate.  Anyone who wants to be like Johnny Depp is a hippy.  And not worthy of booty.  Or treasure.  Or anything fun. 

Give me all your cabs, and I will let you be a pirate.  A butt pirate!



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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2006, 04:58:35 pm »
Now that's booty!