Author Topic: Hi, I'd like a Pac Man on my Arse (Read 2138 times)

JackTucky · « **on:** December 15, 2005, 10:15:32 am »

http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/13090/2005/12/nerd-ass.html

Art

J_K_M_A_N · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:08:31 am »

That ain't no power pellet!

J_K_M_A_N

missioncontrol · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2005, 12:43:05 pm »

if he would've done frogger the logs would be in 3d

c64rulez · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:53:25 am »

I had nightmares last night, that pacarse chased me all over town, and just as I've had that power pellet, it farted and I waked up.

Is it a sign for something ?

ChadTower · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2005, 09:54:02 am »

It means you are gay.

c64rulez · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:01:37 am »

Tell it to my wife sweetie. She'll love it

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:04:11 am »

There are so many multidick jokes in this direction that I am frightened of all the ---Deutsche Frankfurters--- involved.

c64rulez · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:11:58 am »

Lie down buddy, and just relax.
Now tell me the truth.

Can you describe the last dick you were afraid of ?

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:14:06 am »

It was dark brown, the size of a baseball bat, and headed straight for me. I screamed and screamed but the guards refused to open the cell door.

c64rulez · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:15:20 am »

Sheesh man, I hope you waked up in time

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:18:31 am »

I don't remember anything after the evil laugh.

c64rulez · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:19:48 am »

Ahhh. That's me. But on last inspection it sure wasnt dark brown

ChadTower · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:20:36 am »

In your case, that would depend on where you last put it.

c64rulez · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2005, 10:21:36 am »

Now this is funny
and believe me, I know funny
I'm a clown fish

or am I ?

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2005, 12:51:25 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 16, 2005, 10:20:36 am

In your case, that would depend on where you last put it.

There goes another rib.

-S

JackTucky · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2005, 08:49:08 pm »

You know, I need to start posting more boring political stuff here. Only 14 replies to a guy who tattoed PACMAN to his ARSE?!?

I'll look for someone who tattooed Centipede to his, er, Johnson. Maybe THEN I can get a few more props.

Peace out, PHATso's. fo shizzle.

Art

markrvp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2005, 11:18:51 pm »

Quote from: JackTucky on December 16, 2005, 08:49:08 pm

You know, I need to start posting more boring political stuff here.

JackTucky · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2005, 02:57:08 pm »

Quote from: markrvp on December 16, 2005, 11:18:51 pm

Date night's over now and I'm feeling very relaxed. I think tomorrow I might go to the gun range and shoot my GLOCK FO-TAY.

I might DRINK a FO-TAY. One sip for me, one for my homies.

Art

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2005, 03:19:08 am »

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

JackTucky · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2005, 06:19:15 pm »

My babys mother, and my shorties are going to watch one of my shorties in a Christmas play.

Peace out, yo.

Art

DrewKaree · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2005, 07:13:57 pm »

Quote from: JackTucky on December 18, 2005, 06:19:15 pm

My babys mother

My baby momma

Foo, you suck at geh-toe. Dat make you Sucka Foo!

JackTucky · « **Reply #21 on:** December 18, 2005, 08:37:22 pm »

You win. But you're racist

AND you're NOT funny.

I'm sensitive, and funny. And I CARE dammit!

Art "Mad that I didn't get a 2 litre and mentos this weekend"

DrewKaree · « **Reply #22 on:** December 18, 2005, 09:58:37 pm »

Quote from: JackTucky on December 18, 2005, 08:37:22 pm

You win. But you're racist AND you're NOT funny.

I'm sensitive, and funny. And I CARE dammit!

I refuse to believe your charges, as you're not qualified. I think you have to go to a class or something to be the judge, but some folks are supposedly ~~inbred~~ inborn with this "gift". Don't worry about finding them. THEY will tell YOU they have "the gift".


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