What will happen to Van Halen now?

[Stingray]

I followed not a single character of that post.

Might as well have been in Klingon.

-S

[DrewKaree]

I followed not a single character of that post.

Might as well have been in Klingon.

-S

I may have picked up a few words in Klingon.  All I know about guitars is they burned them back in the 60's.  They don't seem like they'd start burnin' like that, but evidently only the good players tend to burn them up.  Shame.  I've seen many people who should burn theirs

[Jabba]

I followed not a single character of that post.

Might as well have been in Klingon.

-S

I may have picked up a few words in Klingon.

[Jabba]

Johnyboy, look even BYOAC makes a Guitar Tab cool. It added in the coooley smiley 

Cool!

Very hard to play on the guitar, much less reading the TAB at the same time,..

[Stingray]

I followed not a single character of that post.

Might as well have been in Klingon.

-S

I may have picked up a few words in Klingon.  All I know about guitars is they burned them back in the 60's.  They don't seem like they'd start burnin' like that, but evidently only the good players tend to burn them up.  Shame.  I've seen many people who should burn theirs

I thought they bustyed them, as in Pete Townshend.....?

-S

[DrewKaree]

-S

The clothes are a dead giveaway.  He was high as a kite at the time.

[Stingray]

Surely Jimi Hendrix would never have used drugs. Say it ain't so.

-S

[ChadTower]

Why is Prince burning a guitar?

[DrewKaree]

Why is Prince burning a guitar?

Prince isn't that tall

[ChadTower]

I saw Prince in concert.  Bruh can shred on the Fender.  Seriously.

[Zakk]

Jimi was nowhere near as good a musician as Eminem.  Jimi was just a wannabe angry black man, and Eminem IS an angry black man.

[ChadTower]

I'm telling on you.

We're not allowed to mention black anymore.  It's offensive to those people whose ethnicity we must respect and recognize while remaining blind to it.

[DrewKaree]

I'm telling on you.

We're not allowed to mention black anymore.  It's offensive to those people whose ethnicity we must respect and recognize while remaining blind to it.

What's the new term?  Dark-white?

[nostrebor]

I saw Prince in concert...

You have a lot of pride for someone who has been to a Prince concert. NTTIAWWT

[ChadTower]

Hey, once upon a time, Prince was the height of cool.

[nostrebor]

I will admit to owning Purple Rain. My Girlfriend bought it for me. I never once considered attending a Prince concert though.

Actually if Prince had performed in concert here (SW Missouri) I'm sure that he would be the "late" artist formerly known as Prince. The Rednecks would have killed, cleaned, cooked, and eaten him.

[Bones]

Prince was never cool,
Prince was just a tool,
Since he started wearing purple pants.

[shmokes]

I love people who think "black" is politically incorrect, and that "negro" is the proper term.  That just cracks me up.  Personally, I think "African American" is the dumbest ass term possible for black people.  They are black, just like I'm white.  In fact, I'm wearing a white shirt right now and I can tell you that I am nothing like literally white.

[erictrumpet]

I will admit to owning Purple Rain. My Girlfriend bought it for me. I never once considered attending a Prince concert though.

I have Purple Rain and several others. Prince is awesome. Check out Diamonds and Pearls, terrific album. In concert his guitar neck is shaped like a penis! Brilliant!

Eric.

[Zakk]

I love people who think "black" is politically incorrect, and that "negro" is the proper term.

[DrewKaree]

I'm a "Canadian-Scottish-pink" person.  Don't diss me.  POWER TO THE PINK PEOPLE!

Well I heard it from a respected authority that if it's not Scottish, it's CRRRAAAAAP!

Oh, and this post makes me crack up....that PM.....I was taking it a TOTALLY different way!

[quarterback]

Okay... verifiable:

Very, very few guitarists in rock music can duplicate Eddie Van Halen's work.

Eddie's got nothing on Michael Angelo Batio.    Inventor of the "double guitar" (the kind that Steve Vai used in some DLRoth video) and also the fastest guitarist in the world.

www.angelo.com

And for a real treat, he plays the quad guitar.  He plays all four necks, two at a time while spinning the entire contraption in front of him.

[erictrumpet]

Hey no fair in my post above the forum cut out a word. I said Prince's guitar neck is shaped like the male phallus, ok can I say that? Geez I thought this was the EE forum, I can't even say p3nis?

Eric.

[Bones]

No, the P word is not allowed but you can say cock.

[erictrumpet]

lol ok then thats worth something

[Bones]

You can also say snorkel and purple veined blood engorged trouser python.

[Kremmit]

Let's not forget Purple Headed Yogurt Thrower.

[ChadTower]

I love people who think "black" is politically incorrect, and that "negro" is the proper term.

[Zakk]

I love people who think "black" is politically incorrect, and that "negro" is the proper term.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

And for a real treat, he plays the quad guitar.  He plays all four necks, two at a time while spinning the entire contraption in front of him.

O.....M......G.......that is so obnoxious!  I love it!



mrC

[ChadTower]

Ha.

[DrewKaree]

Ha.  I could be Canadian American or American Canadian, or maybe American Canadian American for that matter.

I was born in the US, immediately moved to Canada, then bounced back and forth about 50 times, then finally settled in the US.

So I may be American Canadian American Canadian Canadian Canadian American.

Just don't tell us when you're Erectus Americanus

[ChadTower]

I can buy that.  I'll be otherwise occupied during those 6 minute spans of time anyway.

[Zakk]

:Ahem: 6 minutes. :cough: :cough:

[ChadTower]

:Ahem: 6 minutes. :cough: :cough:

[DrewKaree]

:Ahem: 6 minutes. :cough: :cough:  That hand on the clock is the second hand, not the minute hand.

Dude, practice builds stamina.

It's Bones' soap, and he said he'll wash it as fast as he wants to.

You're not the boss of him

[ChadTower]

I think you missed a couple things in that exchange, but you're better off for it, so carry on.

[fiscap]

It took me many years to realise that I actually was.

Pride is funny.

I can't believe that Jonnyboy posted the entire eruption tabs.
I have a wannabe strat. I blew the trem out of it because of Eddie. I feel he owes me a new bridge. Heck with interest he owes me a whole new guiter. Heck and a 5150 amp set as well.
I have never seen metal break. It was somehting like cast iron, but lighter like aluminum.

Did you have your amp turned up to 11?

[JonnyBoy]

I saw Prince in concert as well Chad. He's a pretty underrated guitarist.

[ChadTower]

Dude rocked it, can't deny it.  He got a bit fruity at times but he rocked it when he wanted to.