Heh, just called back to ask a question... the guy is like "you know you have to install a jack from the phone junction box so that your DSL modem has something to plug into, since it's a standalone line, yes?"
Yep, I'm aware, running a two conductor phone line a couple of feet to a jack by my router should take all of 5 minutes.
I hate stripping phone inner wires, though... they're so thin they just snap most of the time.