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An experiment in grossness
« on: November 09, 2005, 06:54:17 pm »
I chew cherry skoal off and on and had an empty can sitting on my desk for the past week.  I yanked out my chew for the day and was going to toss it in the empty can when I discovered I had already done just that about a week ago.  The smell is probably the grossest thing I've ever smelled other than "onion-gas".

So this can is going in the garage for a month with two chews in it.  What I need is for someone to bump this thread so I remember to take a picture of it at that time.

btw: "Onion gas" is when you bet someone they can't eat four cooked onions like apples.  What people don't realize is that onions give you gas like beans do, but the smell is like hot rancid onions and usually makes the person have EXPLOSIVE crap for the next day or two  :angel:.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 07:16:05 pm »
Holy Crap.

Didn't know that about onions.
Didn't know I wanted to know that.
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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2005, 08:00:05 pm »
I want to know how you're supposed to COOK the onions!

Boil 'em? 
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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2005, 08:35:10 pm »
btw: "Onion gas" is when you bet someone they can't eat four cooked onions like apples.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2005, 11:34:06 pm »
skipped the cooked part.  i ate half a raw onion when i was starving.  it was alright, but i couldn't eat more of it.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2005, 11:40:59 pm »
in two weeks someone bump this thread up so that I'll remember to bump it up for CC

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2005, 12:06:31 am »
I want to know how you're supposed to COOK the onions!

Boil 'em?

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2005, 12:17:27 am »
you know the sick thing?  I feel like I have to try it myself to make sure it works  :P
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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2005, 01:48:19 am »
It's times like this we need a USB smelling device to really appreciate where you are coming from.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2005, 08:11:20 am »
It's times like these we need a feature to send threads to post hell if enough people vote for it.  :police:
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2005, 10:25:50 am »
thats 2 votes

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2005, 10:34:25 am »
This thread won't need to be bumped. It's digusting enough to stay current for at least a month.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2005, 10:36:57 am »

I ---smurfing--- hate onions.  Just thinking about eating them, in any quantity, makes me queasy.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2005, 10:57:28 am »
I love onions. If I could only email the smell to everyone, I'd give that experiment a go.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2005, 10:58:47 am »

If you could email a smell you wouldn't be bothering with stupid onion.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2005, 11:02:36 am »
I think I'll just innocently pretend that I have no idea what you're saying.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2005, 11:03:07 am »
I can think of worse smells than onions to email to people

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2005, 11:03:46 am »

I think Jess is a few minutes behind.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2005, 11:06:23 am »
It happens to the best of us. It also happens to me.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2005, 11:08:44 am »
probably more than a few minutes

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2005, 05:49:10 pm »
I love onions. If I could only email the smell to everyone, I'd give that experiment a go.

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Not that I'd know this... but onion gas will keep overnight in a glass jar... at least that's the rumor.

All you need to do is overnight express it to the first address you find in the forums.  Nobody would be able to resist the temptation of opening the jar.  Just mark it "Arcade Smells"  :angel:.  The ass of your pants still smell the next day too (again, I've only been told that).

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2005, 08:33:38 pm »
I love onions. If I could only email the smell to everyone, I'd give that experiment a go.

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Not that I'd know this... but onion gas will keep overnight in a glass jar... at least that's the rumor.

All you need to do is overnight express it to the first address you find in the forums.  Nobody would be able to resist the temptation of opening the jar.  Just mark it "Arcade Smells"  :angel:.  The ass of your pants still smell the next day too (again, I've only been told that).

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2005, 12:11:50 am »
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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2005, 02:07:50 am »
Hey see if you can hack one of these to share the aroma of your project.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2005, 02:11:54 am »
Hey see if you can hack one of these to share the aroma of your project.  :)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3502821.stm
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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2005, 10:42:28 am »
Hey see if you can hack one of these to share the aroma of your project.  :)



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3502821.stm

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2005, 02:43:50 pm »
I'd like to patent her

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2005, 02:55:31 pm »
Since Seph isn't around, I'll offer to patent in her mouth for him.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2005, 03:43:26 pm »
where is seph today?

is he working on his paper or something  ???

Him and Chad appear to be MIA today

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2005, 03:57:36 pm »
Seph is hungover, which is what he deserves for getting wasted on a thursday. Don't know what Chad's excuse is. Probably something lame like "work".

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2005, 03:59:00 pm »
Chad is at the gym getting pumped.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2005, 04:03:43 pm »
lol Chad is getting pumped and Seph isn't here......


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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2005, 04:05:20 pm »
lol Chad is getting pumped and Seph isn't here......



Now there's a mental image I could have done without!

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2005, 04:09:33 pm »
hehe

Seph hungover Chad pumped

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2005, 04:09:43 pm »
Seph is hungover, which is what he deserves for getting wasted on a thursday. Don't know what Chad's excuse is. Probably something lame like "work".

Rare thing I call A Day Off.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2005, 04:12:06 pm »
Wow, it's like he could sense that we were talking about him.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2005, 04:16:08 pm »
freaky he has gaydar or something

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2005, 04:23:42 pm »
Are you calling me gay? (long acronym here)

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2005, 04:31:20 pm »
no I too was noticing the time at which Chad shows up.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2005, 05:37:02 pm »
you should wash it down with cheese kool-aid

1 packet of mac and cheese powder
1 cup of sugar
2 quarts of ice water

stir together and enjoy

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2005, 02:28:47 am »
food rules.  all men aspire to eating food all the time.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2005, 10:29:49 am »
Doing my part to keep this gross thread current.

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2005, 08:44:48 am »
Can we get an update on this exciting project?

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Re: An experiment in grossness
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2005, 03:35:01 pm »
FLOPPED.

It smells like Cherry Skoal  :'(.  No stink what-so-ever.  Now I have to come up with a new idea for x-mas presents.  I might just send out a glass jars of Onion Gas.