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Author Topic: More "Fun With Glue"  (Read 1605 times)

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More "Fun With Glue"
« on: November 04, 2005, 12:41:01 am »
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2005, 07:36:13 am »
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Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep


why would this guy decide to spend the night at an angry ex-girlfriends house any way?

and Drew I wouldn't necessarily call That "fun with glue"

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2005, 08:24:29 am »
"O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom."

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2005, 08:47:12 am »
ouch must have missed that line

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2005, 08:49:26 am »
routine sexual activity and glue should not go together. I'm glad I'm in Australia where we only have relations with roos.
Now in a tasty new flavour.

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2005, 08:51:24 am »
Heh, heh, heh... "O'Toole". :D

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2005, 08:54:33 am »
does remind me of a story at one of the places I worked at:

This guy was newly wed and a bunch of us were giving him suggestions on how to make the sex more interesting. (She worked there too I should add) well someone mentioned to him he should rub toothpaste over here area. Well to make the story short her tried it and she wasn't very happy with us for giving him the idea.

it was funny. she wasn known as "toothpaste girl" after that.

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 11:06:02 pm »
htf did she glue his wang to his stomach while he was sleeping?  either he has a 10 inch -dildo- or she stretched it out while he was awake.  "the bad news is we can't reattach it.  the good news is you still have 6 inches left."
« Last Edit: November 04, 2005, 11:07:47 pm by duffjr »

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2005, 03:04:38 pm »
Jury just ruled on this case and awarded him $46200

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051105/ap_on_fe_st/glue_attack

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2005, 03:07:40 pm »
 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen.

what part?  the upper or lower?

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Re: More "Fun With Glue"
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2005, 03:37:06 pm »
Jury just ruled on this case and awarded him $46200

Just because he won the case doesn't mean that he will ever collect it