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Author Topic: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool  (Read 2356 times)

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Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« on: October 06, 2005, 12:13:03 pm »
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 12:16:24 pm »
made me look =p
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 12:26:38 pm »
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2005, 12:29:06 pm »
First time i've seen her with clothes on.
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2005, 12:39:05 pm »
This may be the first time for many people.......

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2005, 01:03:08 pm »
Me too, but it isn't paris hilton.  She'd never do manual labor, she has people to do that for her :)

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2005, 01:08:07 pm »
Thats a shot from her reality tv show.  The Simple life or something like that.

*Found proper show title*
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2005, 01:09:48 pm »

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2005, 02:49:24 pm »
If he could use the screwdriver with both hands, should we call him Manuel Dexterity?

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2005, 03:08:11 pm »
I don't know which is weirder to me, that she's wearing high heels while doing this, or the way she is holding the screwdriver which indicates she's never had to hold one before, much less screw with it.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2005, 03:11:34 pm »
I don't know which is weirder to me, that she's wearing high heels while doing this, or the way she is holding the screwdriver which indicates she's never had to hold one before, much less screw with it.

No all girls hold it that way.  ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2005, 03:20:31 pm »

She's sitting there performing a staged stunt before some cameras... oh yay.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2005, 03:38:29 pm »
ill preform a staged stunt on her face
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2005, 03:46:44 pm »
ill preform a staged stunt on her face
Who hasn't?
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2005, 03:50:35 pm »

Me.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2005, 03:55:18 pm »
Oh, so YOU'RE the one.  :)

Not missing much.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2005, 03:56:18 pm »
yeah its alright, i prefer boobs > face IMO
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2005, 03:56:58 pm »

That's what the lower back tattoo is for... it's a target.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2005, 04:00:16 pm »
shoot her in her brown eye
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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2005, 04:06:28 pm »

Hey, you have the most lovely brown eye.

Thanks, though I think you mean eyes.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2005, 04:16:16 pm »
Anyone fancy telling me what shes up to here?

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2005, 08:12:06 pm »
Is there even a screw there?  Seems to me it should be tile around the pool.  At least all the pools I've seen have been tile  ???.

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Re: Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2005, 09:45:51 pm »
Paris looks damn fine there with her blonde hair and long legs and little hips exposed....

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