Author Topic: Liv Tyler (Read 7227 times)

Bones · « **on:** September 02, 2005, 09:47:27 am »

Just watched Armageddon on TV. Yeah I know the movie sucks but....

I had forgotten how incredibly beautiful Liv Tyler is. I am going to give Jessica Simpson the flick from this moment forward. Liv is now my number one girl, she is absolutely adorable.

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:51:08 am »

She's pretty cute, no doubt about that. She certainly didn't get those looks from Daddy.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:52:12 am »

id hit it

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2005, 09:55:35 am »

I like to remember that Aerosmith video where she shakes her leather-clad ass in slow motion while filling a car with gas. I think that we should all take a minute to contemplate that scene...

Bones · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:01:57 am »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on September 02, 2005, 09:52:12 am

id hit it

Watch your mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:08:51 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 02, 2005, 10:01:57 am

Quote from: Sephroth57 on September 02, 2005, 09:52:12 am
id hit it
Watch your mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

On that note, I'd take a circa 1983 Carrie Fisher in her slave girl outfit over Liv anytime.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:13:58 am »

Nooooooooooooooo!

Liv has it all over bagel girl, and I happen to like bagel girl.

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:16:53 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 02, 2005, 10:13:58 am

Nooooooooooooooo!

Liv has it all over bagel girl, and I happen to like bagel girl.

You're certainly welcome to your opinion even if it is wrong.

-S

nighthawk2099 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:22:12 am »

Ah yes....

My favorite little Elf.

Bones · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:24:10 am »

C'mon Stingray. Don't make me jump on a plane and have to beat you with an innocent Ewok.

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:26:37 am »

Ewoks are disposable. Bring some Aussie beer with you if you're headed this way.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:30:20 am »

M3talhead · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:31:52 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 09:51:08 am

She's pretty cute, no doubt about that. She certainly didn't get those looks from Daddy.

-S

She got daddy's mouth, thats for damn sure!

Stingray · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:33:31 am »

Liv's a babeasaurus rex, no argument there, but does she have what it takes to kill a Hutt?

The world may never know.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:42:47 am »

OK. Now I am just gunna play dirty.

PetitMorte · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:51:33 am »

Liv's a sexy redhead in One Night at McCool's.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:54:13 am »

See, now that's why I threw in the circa 1983 comment. And I agree, you're playing dirty. Give me a time machine and we'll see how Liv looks in a couple decades.

And where's my Aussie beer?

-S

Goz · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2005, 03:52:24 pm »

I'd still nail Carrie Fisher for bragging rights of bangin Princess Leia, but there might have to be some bacon involved

Stingray · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2005, 04:05:46 pm »

That's the spirit!

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2005, 04:56:40 pm »

Liv is very fine indeed. So is Carrie.

I'll settle for a Liv and Carrie sandwich (but that's cause I'm greedy)

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2005, 04:59:31 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 02, 2005, 04:56:40 pm

I'll settle for a Liv and Carrie sandwich (but that's cause I'm greedy)

There's definitely nothing wrong with that.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2005, 05:03:44 pm »

well I'd have to keep doing it until it was considered wrong....

Bones · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2005, 06:25:09 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:54:13 am

See, now that's why I threw in the circa 1983 comment. And I agree, you're playing dirty. Give me a time machine and we'll see how Liv looks in a couple decades.

Forgive me. I am just confused over this new fascination I have for a non-blonde. This is history in the making.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2005, 06:48:10 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on September 02, 2005, 06:25:09 pm

Quote from: Stingray on September 02, 2005, 10:54:13 am
I am just confused over this new fascination I have for a non-blonde. This is history in the making.

I have allways found woman with dark hair amazing........

Bones · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2005, 07:13:28 pm »

Every girl I have ever been fascinated with has had long blonde hair and large breasts. It is a combination I find works incredibly well.

But now.....This brunette thing (and she don't even have big boobs), is invading my comfort zone. Arrggghh!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2005, 07:27:29 pm »

missioncontrol · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2005, 07:34:54 pm »

Bones · « **Reply #27 on:** September 02, 2005, 07:52:57 pm »

Nah, I am thinking real Brunette beauty. Like Kelly Clarkson...

Daisy and that other robbers dog don't do much for me.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #28 on:** September 02, 2005, 08:00:00 pm »

ahhhh the perfect brunette

Jessica Hahn

Bones · « **Reply #29 on:** September 02, 2005, 08:06:46 pm »

Just stop it man. Between this thread and the now breast thread, I ain't getting anything done on my cabinet. It's Saturday morning here OK? Just quit it.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #30 on:** September 02, 2005, 08:10:34 pm »

I have just been watching Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" video....

The one with Jessica Hahn

mmmmmmmmm

very nice

NIVO · « **Reply #31 on:** September 03, 2005, 01:02:11 am »

playin dirty or not, Bones just scared the crap outta me with that Carrie pic. MAN HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NIVO runs away!

duffjr · « **Reply #32 on:** September 03, 2005, 04:07:21 am »

watch empire records to see some hot shots of liv tyler.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #33 on:** September 03, 2005, 08:42:19 am »

couln't find any pictures of her in the white dress on Whitesneake's car:

Tawny Kitaen

Bones · « **Reply #34 on:** September 03, 2005, 08:45:41 am »

By a totally bizare coincidence Star Wars was on TV tonight and I ended up vegging out in front of it. Yep, Carrie Fisher certainly did have it happenning.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #35 on:** September 03, 2005, 08:56:13 am »

she's a Robo-babe

If she where president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

She makes me feel funny, kinda like climbing the rope in gym class

SirPeale · « **Reply #36 on:** September 03, 2005, 09:32:41 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on September 03, 2005, 08:42:19 am

couln't find any pictures of her in the white dress on Whitesneake's car:

Tawny Kitaen

She's a bit worn now.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/kitaenmug1.html

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** September 04, 2005, 04:07:53 pm »

But Tawny Kitaen beat up her husband... 6' 5" MLB All Star Chuck Finley.

duffjr · « **Reply #38 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:35:00 am »

Bones · « **Reply #39 on:** September 06, 2005, 12:56:37 am »

Quote from: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 12:35:00 am

~~Pig.~~

*Edit. Bones was wrong. She is some hot milf.

duffjr · « **Reply #40 on:** September 06, 2005, 01:04:11 am »

have you seen full body massage?

Bones · « **Reply #41 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:20:48 am »

Quote from: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 01:04:11 am

have you seen full body massage?

I must confess, the answer is no. Does she not appear as pig-like in this?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #42 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:26:48 am »

Quote from: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 12:35:00 am

That stuff is pronounced "Lah-may", but in her case, it should be pronounced as it looks.

She looks "lame" in that outfit.

Bones · « **Reply #43 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:37:19 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on September 06, 2005, 02:26:48 am

She looks "lame" in that outfit.

~~No Drew, she looks like a pig.~~

*Edit. Bones was wrong. She is some hot milf.

Bones · « **Reply #44 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:47:02 am »

Quote from: duffjr on September 06, 2005, 01:04:11 am

have you seen full body massage?

Ohh my. I just did some research. That is some high quality milf there. All posts will be edited.

Goz · « **Reply #45 on:** September 06, 2005, 09:08:22 am »

Semi topical stretching to another thread here

Bones · « **Reply #46 on:** September 06, 2005, 05:15:30 pm »

Hah! It all becomes clear now why a search for Mimi Rogers pics produced the other posted gimp costume.

Kremmit · « **Reply #47 on:** September 06, 2005, 06:32:36 pm »

Where is Liv? Who are these other hags? I came here for Liv. I demand Liv!

Bones · « **Reply #48 on:** September 06, 2005, 06:42:52 pm »

Ahhh... much better. Soooooo pretty.

Bones · « **Reply #49 on:** September 06, 2005, 06:56:52 pm »

So damn pretty.

AceTKK · « **Reply #50 on:** September 06, 2005, 11:37:47 pm »

I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video. Talk about hawt...

duffjr · « **Reply #51 on:** September 07, 2005, 05:24:19 am »

i don't mean to ruin the moment but you can see liv topless in stealing beauty. this will help you find out what movies will satisfy your urge to see your favorite celeb naked. http://www.mrskin.com/star_search.htm

you can also find snapshots at other sites from the movies for those who are oblivious.

Stingray · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:25:35 am »

Quote from: AceTKK on September 06, 2005, 11:37:47 pm

I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video. Talk about hawt...

Oddly enough, I cannot seem to find any.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:32:27 am »

Quote from: Stingray on September 07, 2005, 09:25:35 am

Quote from: AceTKK on September 06, 2005, 11:37:47 pm
I can't believe nobody has posted a pic of Liv in those aforementioned leather pants from the video. Talk about hawt...

Oddly enough, I cannot seem to find any.

-S

Here's one, although not great quality...

-Goz

Goz · « **Reply #54 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:46:31 am »

Here's a nice mix from McCools...

Stingray · « **Reply #55 on:** September 07, 2005, 09:48:45 am »

Gozur gets a gold star.

-S

Kremmit · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:31:22 pm »

5 gold stars.

Bones · « **Reply #57 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:35:09 pm »

Quote from: duffjr on September 07, 2005, 05:24:19 am

i don't mean to ruin the moment but you can see Liv topless in stealing beauty.

I don't need to see Liv topless. Sure her body is sensational but it's her face I adore.

Kremmit · « **Reply #58 on:** September 08, 2005, 03:00:19 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones on September 07, 2005, 10:35:09 pm

I don't need to see Liv topless. Sure her body is sensational but it's her face I adore.

Sometimes that's all you need.

shmokes · « **Reply #59 on:** September 08, 2005, 04:02:09 am »

I read or heard an interview with the guy who runs Mr Skin. OMG, he is an encyclopedia of nudity. You can ask him about ANY actresses nude scenes, no matter how minor, and he can tell you what movies and where in the movie the nude scenes featuring that actress can be found. The interviewers had done homework and picked out obscure movies with obscure actresses to prepare for the interview. The guy is like the Rain Man of boobs.

Stingray · « **Reply #60 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:24:56 am »

Mr. Skin is awesome. He's on a local radio station here about once a week. That guy knows every possible euphemism for female body parts imaginable.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #61 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:34:43 am »

Quote from: shmokes on September 08, 2005, 04:02:09 am

The guy is like the Rain Man of boobs.

This made me chuckle hard enough to shoot ramen out of my nose.

**disclaimer - this was not ramen with bacon

-Goz

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:39:32 am »

Quote from: Gozur on September 08, 2005, 09:34:43 am

This made me lchuckle hard enough to shoot ramen out of my nose.

**disclaimer - this was not ramen with bacon

Good thing, we can't let you waste bacon even if it did shoot out your nose.

-S

duffjr · « **Reply #63 on:** September 08, 2005, 10:14:43 am »

if i considered myself a real pervert, i would definitely sign up for his site. i just know i'd spend so many sleepless nights and need rehab though.

Goz · « **Reply #64 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:15:05 am »

Sorry.... I cant let the Liv thread die yet.

Someone with photoshop skills needs to remove the berry and put a piece of b4con in her mouth.

-Goz

Stingray · « **Reply #65 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:30:08 am »

It sounded like a good idea in theory, but in practice it's fairly gross.

-S

Goz · « **Reply #66 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:33:04 am »

Yeah you are right..... bet something else would be better suited

Stingray · « **Reply #67 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:41:37 am »

I can't imagine what you might have in mind.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #68 on:** September 09, 2005, 06:07:07 pm »

Very, very uncool.... Poor Liv,

Kremmit · « **Reply #69 on:** September 09, 2005, 11:11:46 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on September 09, 2005, 09:41:37 am

I can't imagine what you might have in mind.

-S

Ask Evil Spock.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #70 on:** September 12, 2005, 01:24:20 am »

Less strawberry. More speedbags.

Bones · « **Reply #71 on:** September 12, 2005, 02:56:27 am »

One more derogatory comment directed towards my wonderful Liv and I am locking this thread.

Minwah · « **Reply #72 on:** September 12, 2005, 05:03:19 am »

I never thought much to Liv until LOTR. She's a pretty tasty Elf!


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