Author Topic: Dartful, Gun lubrication with B4C()N! (Read 2303 times)

DrewKaree · « **on:** September 08, 2005, 06:36:19 pm »

I know you gotta keep the guns in tip-top shape, and certainly you've GOT to enjoy B4C()N, since you're not nuts.

Someone decided to combine the products, not only for you, but in case you wanna go target shooting for a few "strategic targets!

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2005, 06:48:42 pm »

People who don't own a Glock need to worry about gun lubrication.

I can store my Glock at the bottom of a sand box and when I need it, it'll be in tip-top shape.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2005, 07:01:06 pm »

I don't want you to dismiss other guns just because bac0n can't be involved though.

Consider it my PSA to all the gun and bac0n loving populace of BYOAC

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:08:33 pm »

Always wondered about that.

What if...

You were to round up a handful of known Muslim extremists (you know, the ones with the bombs...).

Toss 'em in a big pit.

Add the entrails of many pigs.

Backfill.

Televise the whole thing.

Would this affect their outlook on what they do?

shmokes · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:13:10 pm »

WTF? I guess it would affect their outlook. I would imagine that it would make them want to kill you even more. What's your point? Do you think that Muslim extremists around the world would look at eachother and say, "well....now that they put it that way I guess jihad is over."?

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:17:50 pm »

Sure... would they look at it and say "Well, no virgins for me..." and just give up?

EDit: I guess the logic is, if these wackos are willing to die for their causes because they have nothing to lose, per their 'religion', and you take that away...

Hey, never said any of my logic had to make sense.

I'm in my own little world - but, it's OK - they like me here.

Grasshopper · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:18:45 pm »

Well as the men in the pit would probably be considered martyrs and as martyrs supposedly get 70 virgins in the afterlife (sounds much more fun than the christian version of heaven) I guess you would simply encourage other Muslims to become extremists.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:20:07 pm »

Quote from: Grasshopper on September 08, 2005, 08:18:45 pm

Well as the men in the pit would probably be considered martyrs and as martyrs supposedly get 70 virgins in the afterlife (sounds much more fun than the christian version of heaven) I guess you would simply encourage other Muslims to become extremists.

But, since they died 'unclean', would that cancel out the martyrdom???

I could do this all night.

Like I said, no logic, just free associating.

Grasshopper · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:23:14 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron

But, since they died 'unclean', would that cancel out the martyrdom???

Interesting point. Where's a Muslim scholar when you need one?

shmokes · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:23:36 pm »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 08, 2005, 08:20:07 pm

Like I said, no logic, just free associating.

Actually you never said that.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:26:42 pm »

Castrate a bomber and then feed his man parts to a pig before killing him, this way being with the 1000 virgins will be more like hell then heaven.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:43:33 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on September 08, 2005, 08:23:36 pm

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on September 08, 2005, 08:20:07 pm

Like I said, no logic, just free associating.

Actually you never said that.

Well, I thought it. So there.

paigeoliver · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2005, 11:01:26 pm »

Where exactly do all the virgins in the Muslim heaven come from anyway?

And for that matter, if heaven is eternal, it doesn't matter how many virgins you get, they will all be used up and you will still have a 100 trillion years to go.

Grasshopper · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2005, 06:45:41 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on September 08, 2005, 11:01:26 pm

Where exactly do all the virgins in the Muslim heaven come from anyway?

And for that matter, if heaven is eternal, it doesn't matter how many virgins you get, they will all be used up and you will still have a 100 trillion years to go.

Paige you shouldn't ask these awkward questions. You've gotta have faith.....

jbox · « **Reply #14 on:** September 09, 2005, 07:46:48 am »

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And for that matter, if heaven is eternal, it doesn't matter how many virgins you get, they will all be used up and you will still have a 100 trillion years to go.

Unless "virginity" depends on what the definition of "is" is?

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** September 09, 2005, 07:48:38 am »

In this case, I think it depends on what the definition of "female" is.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:58:14 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on September 08, 2005, 11:01:26 pm

Where exactly do all the virgins in the Muslim heaven come from anyway?

Maybe they come from christian hell. I know about as much about religion as I do football. Does it show?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:59:32 am »

Gotta say, the concept of murdering dozens of innocent people in order to be rewarded with innocent virgins to defile... that's just pure and noble.

HaRuMaN · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2005, 03:18:19 pm »

They don't get 70 virgins... they get one 70 year old virgin!

shmokes · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:24:50 pm »

What is that guy

Is he about to puke or burst out laughing. It's almost always impossible to tell from the context of the post, and you certainly can't tell by looking at him. I hate that smiley.

And Fredster uses it all the time, which really leads me to believe that it can't possilby make the slightest bit of sense.

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:27:18 pm »

He looks like he's just about to huck his fruit pie to me.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:28:06 pm »

He's just been Stung.

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:30:53 pm »

I suppose that could also be the case, provided the proper tip-grip was used.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** September 09, 2005, 04:31:51 pm »

I use the no slip Tip Grip, myself.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #24 on:** September 09, 2005, 09:51:32 pm »

Quote from: HarumaN on September 09, 2005, 03:18:19 pm

They don't get 70 virgins...

MaximRecoil · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2005, 02:22:52 am »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on September 08, 2005, 06:48:42 pm

People who don't own a Glock need to worry about gun lubrication.

I can store my Glock at the bottom of a sand box and when I need it, it'll be in tip-top shape.

Glock kaBOOM!

@ Lugeresque-grip-angle, "safety"-on-the-squirt-gun-trigger, unsupported-chamber-firing-out-of-battery-exploding-Tactical-Tupperware.

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2005, 08:58:10 am »

Quote

What is a kB!?
Coined by firearms journalist Dean Speir, kB! is shorthand for "kaBOOM!," which is the written representation of what happens when one has a catastrophic explosive event in one's Glock.

Thank fates for the letters Gl rather than c.


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