Author Topic: Random Drug Testing (Read 2193 times)

mccoy178 · « **on:** August 25, 2005, 01:23:57 pm »

I guess I should of named it, "Random Drug/Bacon Testing". Due to certain posts recently, I was wondering how often the members here are tested for abusing substances? I just don't want us to get the same kind of bad press as Major League Baseball did.

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:25:30 pm »

Only during a new employment hiring process, so not very often.

Franco · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:26:42 pm »

Not been so far!

fredster · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:27:17 pm »

Every time I get a paycheck

mccoy178 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:32:05 pm »

Quote

I guess I should of named it, "Random Drug/Bacon Testing". Due to certain posts recently, I was wondering how often the members here are tested for abusing substances? I just don't want us to get the same kind of bad press as Major League Baseball did.

I meant by the BYOAC staff. I don't care about your work policies.

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:39:34 pm »

Saint has us pee in a cup about every other week. I don't think he does any kind of testing, it's just a hobby.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:40:32 pm »

It's a good thing, too, since I don't think my cat is drug free and that's where I fill the cup.

nostrebor · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:51:37 pm »

Saint: "Chad. We have to let you go."
Chad: "But why??"
Saint: "We found traces of cat-nip in your test."
Chad: "Oh."

Stingray · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:54:19 pm »

I caught Chad freebasing catnip the other day. He swore to me that he'd quit. SWORE!

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:56:53 pm »

I said I'd quit snorting it. I did NOT say I'd quit using it.

mccoy178 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2005, 02:03:06 pm »

SAINT: I have three candidates right here! And this only the beginning!

shmokes · « **Reply #11 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:30:30 pm »

I'm a government employee so I'm protected by the Bill of Rights. Except under exigent circumstances, government employees cannot be subjected to drug testing without probable cause as it's considered a search/seizure.

pointdablame · « **Reply #12 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:39:45 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 01:39:34 pm

Saint has us pee in a cup about every other week. I don't think he does any kind of testing, it's just a hobby.

-S

Yeah... but last time he made me wear a baby bonnet while I gave him the cup.... it was very odd.

That crazy Saint....

TheVengeance · « **Reply #13 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:51:46 pm »

SAiNt said once before that he doesn't like this kind of DREK!

Doesn't anyone remember ?

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:10:04 pm »

I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.

-S

TheVengeance · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:16:10 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 04:10:04 pm

I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.

-S

No sir! SAiNt distinctly said the word DREK. I know, I remember him using it. I was shocked actually.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:31:01 pm »

Oh I wasn't disputing the fact that drek is the forbidden donut, it's just that I don't think this thread is drek, it's drivel.

-S

tommy · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:34:47 pm »

The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.

Jabba · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:39:23 pm »

Uh, excuse me, what is DREK? Is this Shreks brother/cousin?

TheVengeance · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:39:41 pm »

Quote from: tommy on August 25, 2005, 04:34:47 pm

The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.

Allow me to go a step further!

Stingray · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:41:07 pm »

Drek, I think, is a little like schlock only with a little more derklempt.

-S

Shape D. · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:41:20 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 04:31:01 pm

Oh I wasn't disputing the fact that drek is the forbidden donut, it's just that I don't think this thread is drek, it's drivel.

-S

it seems more like Tom Foolery to me. But whatever, you say potato, I say potato. (you have to read one of those differently for that to work.)

TheVengeance · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:42:12 pm »

Quote from: Jabba on August 25, 2005, 04:39:23 pm

Uh, excuse me, what is DREK? Is this Shreks brother/cousin?

DREK is ummmm .... I really don't want to answer that.

Stingray · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:46:27 pm »

I wish my name were Tom Foolery. That would be cool.

-S

tommy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:49:43 pm »

We can do without the picture of chad please.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:56:32 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 01:54:19 pm

I caught Chad freebasing catnip the other day. He swore to me that he'd quit. SWORE!

-S

Dude, better get those eyes checked, it's time fer glasses! Floyd dropped his oregano stash on Chad before he left the boards. I've been unable to have eye-talian food ever since because stores in my area are mysteriously out of oregano $:-\$

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 04:10:04 pm

I think you're confusing drek with drivel. Similar, but distinct concepts.

-S

drek is the green guy from the movies, yes? Has a donkey for a sidekick?

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** August 25, 2005, 08:10:04 pm »

Friends don't let friends drek and drivel.

Stingray · « **Reply #27 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:05:46 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 25, 2005, 08:10:04 pm

Friends don't let friends drek and drivel.

This gets my nomination for worst pun of the week (possibly year). Well done.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #28 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:56:03 am »

psik0tik · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:24:03 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 25, 2005, 04:46:27 pm

I wish my name were Tom Foolery. That would be cool.

-S

by the way things work Tom Foolery would be the calm kid who hates bacon...so no..you can't be him.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:47:38 pm »

Quote from: tommy on August 25, 2005, 04:34:47 pm

The EE section would be a boring lonely place with out bacon encrusted garbage threads.

without such drek EE would become the top political forum of the internet....

soon there would be polls made in the Discussion forum suggesting that EE be split.......

ChadTower · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:30:12 am »

Can we develop a test that tests for the lack of bacon in the bloodstream? Anyone who falls under a certain level can be punished.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:45:10 am »

They already have that. Ask your doctor for a cholesterol test. Tell him to break down your cholesterol by bacon-related and non-bacon-related

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:29:49 am »

I eat bacon regularly and my cholesterol is below average, very low.

Shape D. · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:41:43 am »

Thats why I saute mine in butter.

Stingray · « **Reply #35 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:14:37 am »

"As long as you live in this house you'll play by my rules, now butter your bacon!" --Homer Simpson

-S


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Author Topic: Random Drug Testing (Read 2193 times)

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