Author Topic: Naked bacon drek cheesecake. (Read 4433 times)

Stingray · « **on:** August 26, 2005, 05:01:24 pm »

I see the autoerotic censor is changing brussels sprouts into brussel sprouts. That Saint has a wacky sense of humor.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:02:08 pm »

That's evil. We're going to have to migrate to a server that allows us oppression free worship.

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:04:47 pm »

bacon

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:06:41 pm »

Awwwh. No more bacon.

But what if I stutter it as in bbacon ?

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:07:17 pm »

Ahhh, I see, bbacon works. Gotta be a little dyslexic now

skippy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:13:31 pm »

what if you put in brussel sprouts does it auto-censor to bbacon?

nostrebor · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:36:15 pm »

brussels sprouts

brussels sprouts

Nope. brussels sprouts is brussels sprouts.

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:37:38 pm »

BAC0N Lives!!

nostrebor · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:39:40 pm »

LMAO!!!

If you go to any Bac0n laden thread, it WILL be the funniest read you've ever had.

GREATEST FORUM HACK EVER!

Thanks Saint

As an example: read "As it should be"

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2005, 05:41:20 pm »

or Curse or blessing.
Wow to live a week on brussels sprouts yikes.

Shape D. · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2005, 06:15:54 pm »

Now my sig is ruined, I've had that for about 5 months I think.

What kind of ---daisies--- would change brussels sprouts?

Zakk · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2005, 06:48:54 pm »

Sweet jesus! Brussel sprouts started showing up at my door! I ain't giving out any tofu for brussels sprouts!

We want BAC0N! Long live BAC0N!

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:05:53 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on August 26, 2005, 06:15:54 pm

What kind of daisies would change brussels sprouts?

I know what word you typed there that got changed into "Daisies". I'm pretty sure that I'm the reason that particular gem was added to the auto censor. Unless you were really just using the word daisies, in which case I pity you, ya poor daisy.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:08:53 pm »

Ohh the humanity. I took a photo on my digital camera of some BACON last night but when I awoke this morning it had changed to bacon. The very fabric of time is undoing itself.

Man should not play god.

I am going to hide under my bed now.

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:16:25 pm »

Hey, I'll bet all those pics I posted in the "Arcade Bones" thread yesterday are really something to behold now.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2005, 07:24:18 pm »

Nothing makes sense anymore. Nothing. I am going to work on my cabinet.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2005, 10:13:22 am »

Timeline:

10:12am EDT (GMT -5)

8/27/05

Bacon is back?

EDit: And, someones laughing their arse off.

Bones · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2005, 10:19:00 am »

Bacon bastard.

Bones · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2005, 10:19:29 am »

Yes I can confirm. The world is as it should be again.

duffjr · « **Reply #19 on:** August 27, 2005, 11:19:52 am »

i had bacon bits yesterday. i can still taste them.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #20 on:** August 27, 2005, 11:58:59 am »

you should be slapped around with an ugly stick. Have you learned nothing in your time here?

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:16:15 pm »

Here I was being chastised for my glee at the brief demise of bacon, when ChadTower (the turncoat that he is)...had secretly worked behind the scenes with Saint to bring about it's very death in the first place!! I HAVE PROOF!!! (Scroll Down)

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"Sic Semper Baconnus"

Just LOOK at how happy he is! Sure, he'll come around talking up the finer points of breakfast meats, but don't believe him. He sold out the crispy pork strips the first moment he could.

mrC

TheVengeance · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:21:31 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 01:16:15 pm

Here I was being chastised for my glee at the brief demise of bacon, when ChadTower (the turncoat that he is)...had secretly worked behind the scenes with Saint to bring about it's very death in the first place!! I HAVE PROOF!!! (Scroll Down)

Just LOOK at how happy he is! Sure, he'll come around talking up the finer points of breakfast meats, but don't believe him. He sold out the crispy pork strips the first moment he could.

mrC

I love it ! Brilliant.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2005, 01:32:40 pm »

Why all the bacon dissin'?
It's kept me (and countless others) entertained on cold and rainy nights.

Then there was the bacon song.

That's it.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:33:33 pm »

I miss a few days and things now make no scence

what did I miss

$:-\$

Zakk · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:45:59 pm »

We are still suffering from the fallout...there were brussels sprouts everywhere and not a slice of bacon to be seen. It was strange and scary all at the same time!

(saint brought out the boomstick just to let us know WE ARE BEING WATCHED!)

missioncontrol · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:53:05 pm »

sounds like cruel and unusual torture........

I thought Bacon was protected under the Geneva Convention.......

what's next water torture test.......

oh the humanity...........

Bones · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:53:25 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on August 27, 2005, 08:45:59 pm

(saint brought out the boomstick just to let us know WE ARE BEING WATCHED!)

Yes but in doing so, he got the whole board looking at HIM. Basically the man is starved for our attention.

Zakk · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:57:00 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 27, 2005, 08:53:25 pm

Quote from: Zakk on August 27, 2005, 08:45:59 pm
(saint brought out the boomstick just to let us know WE ARE BEING WATCHED!)

Zakk · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:02:10 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on August 27, 2005, 08:53:05 pm

sounds like cruel and unusual torture........

I thought Bacon was protected under the Geneva Convention.......

what's next water torture test.......

oh the humanity...........

There was even talk of a switch to TOFU! It was pure madness.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2005, 09:05:38 pm »

But TOFU is no BACON

duffjr · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2005, 07:52:33 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 11:58:59 am

you should be slapped around with an ugly stick. Have you learned nothing in your time here?

alright alright, they were imitation vegetarian bacon bits

Bones · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2005, 08:10:24 pm »

Quote from: duffjr on August 28, 2005, 07:52:33 pm

Quote from: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 11:58:59 am
you should be slapped around with an ugly stick.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2005, 09:30:06 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on August 28, 2005, 08:10:24 pm

Quote from: duffjr on August 28, 2005, 07:52:33 pm
Quote from: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 11:58:59 am
you should be slapped around with an ugly stick. Have you learned nothing in your time here?

alright alright, they were imitation vegetarian bacon bits
You are only digging yourself a deeper hole.

I like how he gave that explanation as if it would make everything better. Bones, hand me my whompin' stick.

DarkKobold · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:17:18 pm »

Why hasn't Saint chimmed in to take responsibility for these actions? Or, perhaps, he is hunting for the real hacker on a golf course.. OJ Simpson Stylin.

I say we hunt down these hackers, get bored after three months, claim some other group has weapons of mass cracking, and go fight daddy's internet battle, circa the time the internet was invented.... by Al Gore.

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:27:44 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 01:16:15 pm

Here I was being chastised for my glee at the brief demise of bacon, when ChadTower (the turncoat that he is)...had secretly worked behind the scenes with Saint to bring about it's very death in the first place!! I HAVE PROOF!!! (Scroll Down)

Okay, I usually completely disregard this guy's posts as soon as I see his name, but this one is damn funny.

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Why hasn't Saint chimmed in to take responsibility for these actions?

WTF is chimming? Is he going to break out in Dick Van ---auto-censored--- dance from Mary Poppins?

EDIT: how you gonna hate on Dick van D yke like that. He's a beloved TV and movie star. Ain't his fault his parents named him what would later be used to refer to Melissa Etheridge.

Stingray · « **Reply #36 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:06:58 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:27:44 pm

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Why hasn't Saint chimmed in to take responsibility for these actions?

WTF is chimming? Is he going to break out in Dick Van ---auto-censored--- dance from Mary Poppins?

Auto censor aside, that was one hell of an obscure joke. I'm fairly embarassed that I got it.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:25:30 am »

I refuse to consider Mary Poppins obscure.

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:46:07 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 29, 2005, 09:25:30 am

I refuse to consider Mary Poppins obscure.

And that's what makes you special.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:47:51 am »

It makes me supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.

Stingray · « **Reply #40 on:** August 29, 2005, 09:51:57 am »

I stand corrected.

-S

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #41 on:** August 29, 2005, 12:17:29 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:27:44 pm

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 01:16:15 pm
- My very truthful post was here -

Okay, I usually completely disregard this guy's posts as soon as I see his name...

ChadTower is a completely reasonable, level-headed, and very persuasive individual. He constructs powerful, well thought-out arguments, based on rock-solid facts!

Stingray · « **Reply #42 on:** August 29, 2005, 12:18:53 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 29, 2005, 12:17:29 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:27:44 pm
Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 01:16:15 pm
- My very truthful post was here -

Okay, I usually completely disregard this guy's posts as soon as I see his name...

ChadTower is a completely reasonable, level-headed, and very persuasive individual. He constructs powerful, well thought-out arguments, based on rock-solid facts!

This is the kind of post that can disrupt the fabric of reality. As long as I get to watch, I'm okay with that.

-S

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #43 on:** August 29, 2005, 03:24:45 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on August 29, 2005, 12:18:53 pm

This is the kind of post that can disrupt the fabric of reality...

I try.

So far, the disruption is small, initially it changed "b@con" into a much healthier alternative food source. Now, this corruption of space/time has altered the original title of this post. Like the ripples on the surface of a pond, this disruption will spread, becoming increasingly more terrifying.

My post presents Mr.Tower with a little conundrum: He can "completely disregard" my post, thus, in his mind, proving me "wrong" - and subsequently admitting to himself that he is *none* of the above, therefore exploding his mind!!! - or acknowledge it and agree with me, therefore exploding his mind!!

Muhahahaha! /twiddles evil mustache!!

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #44 on:** August 29, 2005, 03:31:30 pm »

I was ignoring your posts, but I saw this one.

You really need to get off my daisy.

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #45 on:** August 29, 2005, 03:33:18 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 29, 2005, 03:31:30 pm

I was ignoring your posts, but I saw this one.

YES!!! The day is miiiine! Muhahahaha! Muhahahaha! *cough* (wrong pipe).......Muhahahaha!

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #46 on:** August 29, 2005, 03:34:50 pm »

Whatever. Take your little day and twiddle yourself on out of here.


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