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this board has gone bacon crazy
« on: August 24, 2005, 09:35:08 am »
can we please have some more toast posts?

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2005, 09:36:57 am »

Put some bacon on that toast.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2005, 09:38:23 am »
Toast is okay, but it really needs bacon.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2005, 09:39:37 am »

This post is like saying forget the vodka, what we should focus on is the vermouth.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2005, 09:54:05 am »
Boobs

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2005, 09:56:53 am »
Gozur makes a valid point.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 09:58:40 am »
Valid, and useful, but it should be kept separate from the bacon.  There is a time and a place for boobs, and there is a time and a place for bacon.  Both deserve full attention and you can't give two things full attention at the same time.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2005, 10:00:56 am »
Unless you watch Hot Shots where you get both in one scene.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 10:04:41 am »

Yeah, but the problem with that is that you have to watch Hot Shots.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 10:21:27 am »
Chad makes a valid point.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 11:54:33 am »

Yeah, but the problem with that is that you have to watch Hot Shots.

and not even bacon, toast, boobs, or any combination of the three is worth that.
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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2005, 02:31:02 pm »
im about to go bacon crazy in someones mouth
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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2005, 02:33:12 pm »

so, uh, that we know, what end does bacon crazy come from?

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2005, 02:44:55 pm »
If you can find it, this bread makes the greatest toast in the world:

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2005, 03:20:19 pm »
so thats what toast comes from... always thought it just appeared on a plate with bacon
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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2005, 03:22:32 pm »
I have this machine in my kitchen.



You put bread in it and a few minutes later, toast pops out. Where does the bread go?

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2005, 03:39:28 pm »
* SirPoonga is dissapointed, Hot Shots is an awesome movie :)

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2005, 03:51:35 pm »
Microwave for fast bacon goodness, and toaster for fast toaster goodness.  All in one!

(and hotshots was a good movie)
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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2005, 04:32:39 pm »
Tha's awsome, but in the spirit of this website, I think I'll build my own. What works well for radiation poisoning?

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2005, 04:35:16 pm »

Becoming a superhero.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2005, 04:45:22 pm »
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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2005, 04:51:04 pm »
Microwave for fast bacon goodness, and toaster for fast toaster goodness.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2005, 04:52:54 pm »

That Avenger just doesn't do it.  For one thing, he looks like a fruity Scot.  He's standing there holding what appears to be someone's vas deferens, and he looks about as mighty as Frank Purdue.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2005, 04:54:17 pm »

That Avenger just doesn't do it.  For one thing, he looks like a fruity Scot.  He's standing there holding what appears to be someone's vas deferens, and he looks about as mighty as Frank Purdue.

Which is pretty much what you'd expect if I were a superhero.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2005, 04:55:02 pm »

Wouldn't that make you a mediocrebystander?

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2005, 04:56:21 pm »
I'm actually still trying to decide whether or not I want to ask what "vas deferens" means...

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2005, 04:57:38 pm »

If you do, you may want to have minimize on standby.  You're going to come up with a lot of penis anatomy charts.

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Re: this board has gone bacon crazy
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2005, 05:08:04 pm »
Right on!

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