Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -5.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54
I cant wait to see what DK's is... 
Economic Left/Right: +27.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: +38.00
Half Hitler, half Glenn Beck.
I tried taking it, them my heart started bleeding, which caused me to spill my latte all over my russian flag t-shirt, so I then went outside and hugged a tree.
I feel better.
after reading this, I went out to buy a heart to see what it would feel like after having it installed. On the way to the heart store in my gas-guzzling SUV, I ran over a kitty...I had to back up to verify it before driving over it again...when I got to the heart store, they told me they don't sell to "my type". After wrapping myself in the American Flag (it was chilly), I took my automatic assault rifle and opened fire on the heart store window, eliminating the final living example of an endangered heart-store-window slug.
All that could be heard from the open window of my SUV was my laugh...some remarked that it sounded cruel...meh...what did that poor slob know...public schooling, after all.
Now I feel better
