Annoying things your coworkers do

[vwalbridge]

This was not so much annoying but incredibly funny nonetheless...

Co-worker decided to bring his somewhat large dog into the office. Needless to say, the dog was excited and tremendously nervous.

Thus, the dog felt the urge to do its business and snap off a deuce right in the main hallway. Best part...my co-worker didn't notice for like 10 minutes...the pile just sat there while people nearly stepped in it.

When he finally realized what had happened, he cleaned it up...only to throw it away in the men's room trash. Not outside, or flush it...the trash where it stunk to high heaven the rest of the day.

And somehow we still have "bring your pet to work day" here.

But I actually love where I work, everyone is pretty cool.

[pbj]

One time, we were hosting a conference at an old Apple building in Austin (I believe the Texas Higher Education Commission owned it by then).  The night before, my lactose intolerant ass decided to eat spicy crawfish etouffee with a cream sauce.

The next morning - I know it's going to be bad, real bad, so I sneak off upstairs so the people at the conference won't know about it.  Some poor soul wandered in there just as the onslaught of toilet punishment begins.  He starts loudly dry heaving and literally runs out of the men's room and pukes in the hallway.

The combined smell wafted throughout the building.  One of the proudest moments of my life.

[HaRuMaN]

I've got one that's a cropduster.

Ugh...  my old boss, now retired, would do that.  Walk into my cube and let one rip.  Not quiet, either.  Would just keep on talking like nothing happened.