When you try to bump an old thread you get a warning pop up saying the thread hasn't been posted in for 120 days ; you posting anyway makes you the ---uvula--- not me. You can also see that the OP (original Poster) hasn't logged in for 4 years. Typically when someone is away for that long , its a 1 way trip.
While necro-bumping isn't against the rules, using asterisks instead of typing out ---uvula--- actually is. Its considered bypassing the curse word filter. I'd help you but I dont know anything about art and Zelda was a terrible arcade game.