I dont care what anyone says. That spire looks like a fat dong. What else could it even possible look like? A flagpole? Even so, they are underwater, like mer people would have flags. PFFFFT.

I agree with you there. As a guy who used to draw constantly, I always was concerned with how other people interpreted my art. You just can't draw something like that, and not have it cross your mind of what it might be interpreted as.
Of course, there was that one time I was drawing a guy riding an ostrich like in Joust, but because of the frontside angle I drew the picture in, it just turned out looking like a guy ramming an ostrich in the ass. My teacher saw my drawing, called me a sicko, and took it away before I realized just how wrong it looked.
Vigo, does your voice sound as bad ass as Max Von Sydow? 
If my voice was nearly that bad ass, I would have way too much fun scaring children. The most I can do is a mediocre Clint Eastwood impersonation.