Its probably a tumour.

Eet ees NOT a toomah!
Thanks for the save Drew. I was thinking it went over everyones head....
And to think someone around the globe from you sat there with his buddies and did their Governator impersonations of this line time after time. Dunno why I ever watched the movie in the first place, but it was worth it for that line alone!
We also take it a bit further....well, as far as we can possibly take it.
me: eet ees not a toomah!
buddy: that ees just a roomah!
me: Frank Sinatra is a croonah!
buddy: I'm from Oklahoma....I'm a Soonah!
me: Take a showah....make shuah to use a loofah!
buddy: My piano sounds funny. I'll call da toonah!
There's more, but I've already said too much
