Your argument is ridiculous. When your washing machine breaks down and you need a part, it isn't "stealing" because the shop down the street tries to sell and off the shelf part for $400 for 60 by slapping a sticker on it and you refuse to pay the insane markup.
If you have a global vr machine, the firmware included with the original hardware is included with your purchase. Trying to transfer it to a new or updated board isn't stealing, rather it is repairing without getting price gouged.
Long story short, nice try man, but troll somewhere else.