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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Stingray on November 08, 2005, 06:33:46 pm
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So here I am, minding my own bidniss, having myself a few post-work frosty ones. I'm out on the porch, enjoying the nice peacful wilderness where I live, reach down for a drink. Beer not there. Oh no! BEER NOT THERE! I look off into the woods and see my beer...
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The dog in the picture is lucky for two reasons.
1) I'm already pretty skuppered.
2) I have quite a lot more beer in the fridge.
I'll let her live.
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If you look really carefully you can see Stingray crying in the bottles reflection.
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Its almost like a running joke...
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a real dog wouldn't pass out after 1 beer ::)
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Its almost like a running joke...
Nice one! :)
MC- She was far from passed out. I wish I would have had a video camera. She was trying really hard to keep the open end of the bottle in her mouth. The bottle kept spinning away from her, and she kept scooting around on the ground after it. I just hope she managed to drink it instead of spilling it on the ground. :D
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well on that case "good dog"
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She shoulda just asked for her own. I learned a valuable lesson about setting a beer down on the deck last night. :)
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your own fult never leave an opened beer laying around..
that's why you have two hands. one for the beer and the other to do whatever else needs to be done. and if it is a job that requires two hands then you call a buddy and have him bring more beer.
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If only there were some kind of device that has a flat platform to set things on, and legs to elevate those things to an altitude that would be unreachable by canines. Some day technology will catch up to my vision.
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no that's just crazy talk there
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Put the beer in your beer pocket.
Duh.
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Put the beer in your beer pocket.
but that's where I keep the second one so that I don't have to make another trip to the fridge
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Put the beer in your beer pocket.
Brilliant!
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but that's where I keep the second one so that I don't have to make another trip to the fridge
The beer pocket is versatile. You use it differently than I do.
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mine didn't come with instructions
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Somebody start a BYO Beer Pocket thread. I'm too cheap to buy one.
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If you need instructions on how to use your beer pocket then you do not need a beer pocket.
I buy pants with built in beer pockets. If your jeans do not have pockets big enough in which to store a beer bottle, you are wearing the wrong jeans.
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And all this time I thought you were just glad to see me.
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I didn't say I didn't know how to use one I just said that mine didn't come with instructions so that is why I use my beer holder differently than you
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I didn't say I didn't know how to use one I just said that mine didn't come with instructions so that is why I use my beer holder differently than you
But, you are not using it incorrectly. Different is not incorrect in this case.
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I would think placing an open beer in the beer pocket and risking the chance of spilling it incorect usage
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Probably for the best to put the beer in the pocket in it's full upright position.
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Yes, once skilled, you can place an open beer bottle into the pocket and do most normal tasks without fear of spillage.
Of course, oftentimes, the action of last resort should be the action of first resort, which is to finish the beer before undertaking any task that requires putting the beer down. Then you can place an unopened beer into the beer pocket without risk of a spill.
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I find it easier just to drink and avoid working
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I'm not talking about work. Sometimes, things require you to put your beer down.
Examples:
A woman has two boobs. This should require two hands.
Some sandwiches are large enough for two hands.
A wiffle bat is best used with two hands.
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I said beer pocket, not meat pocket you jackass! :o
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It usually takes two hands to choke a guy.
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It takes both hands to get your beer back from a drunk dog.
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If the dog stole your beer, how hard is it to get a beer from a dead dog?
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Is this a zombie dog, or just a regular dead dog?
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It stole your beer.
It should be killed, reanimated, then killed again as an object lesson.
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Is this a zombie dog, or just a regular dead dog?
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Homosexual Zombie dog with rabies....and bad gas.
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Homosexual Zombie dog ....
You forgot NTTAWWT.
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Homosexual Zombie dog ....
You forgot NTTAWWT.
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You think theres nothing wrong with zombie dog beer farts? Ich. :-X
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Well, I'm pretty open minded. :D
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A wiffle bat is best used with two hands.
isn't a wiffle bat made of plasic? couldn't you swing it with one hand
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Primitives.
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Pfft, those are for people who simply can't do it right without help.
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the only time you should set your beer down is right after you say "hey ya'll watch this"
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the only time you should set your beer down is right after you say "hey ya'll watch this"
Some years ago I had two strippers come to my place before heading off to a bucks night. They did some interesting stuff with a beer bottle.
This is another acceptable reason to put your beer down and come to think of it, one of them might have said "hey ya'll watch this".
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Got one of these free yesterday. Perfect for taking four chilled ones down the park etc.
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Some years ago I had two strippers come to my place before heading off to a bucks night. They did some interesting stuff with a beer bottle.
reminds me of time I was in Thailand, yep those strippers in the clubs did some very intersting things with bottles.
on of them even opened up a bottle with her :o........
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Got one of these free yesterday. Perfect for taking four chilled ones down the park etc.
(http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/0a/93/18_1_b.JPG)
From now on, I'm taking one of those with me when I venture out on the porch. You never know when your beer supply may be assaulted by bandits.
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the only time you should set your beer down is right after you say "hey ya'll watch this"
If I ever said "hey y'all" the people around me would kill me before I did anything anyway.
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From now on, I'm taking one of those with me when I venture out on the porch. You never know when your beer supply may be assaulted by bandits.
Up here, you'll get a nice little visit by the Police saying "PUT THE SHOTGUN DOWN AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY, SIR".
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Down here, if'n you ain't walkin' around with a shotgun, the po-lice wonder what y'all been gettin' up to.
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Well, remember, we aren't allowed to do anything here. I got pulled over once and had a pool cue, in a case like that, in my back seat. The Officer made me get out of my car and open the case to prove it wasn't a gun. Not sure what he would have done had it been a gun, but he sure as hell wanted to know whether or not it was before he was letting me go anywhere.
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People drive around with a shotgun in the back window of their pickup here. I'm pretty sure that it's legal to have a gun in the car provided it's unloaded and not concealed. However, you can get a licence to carry a concealed (and loaded) handgun by taking a two week course.
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depending on the season people around here carry either a gun or, a gun and a bow, or a gun and a muzzel loader or, several guns
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If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. --Homer Simpson
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