Build Your Own Arcade Controls Forum

Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Ginsu Victim on July 16, 2011, 05:46:44 pm

Title: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ginsu Victim on July 16, 2011, 05:46:44 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/GinsuVictim/0420111319.jpg)
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Donkey_Kong on July 16, 2011, 06:28:33 pm
This spotting should be of no real surprise ...  :dunno

Did you know that 97% of shopping cart handle bars at walmart were found to contain traces of 'poop'?    :puke


Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: spoot on July 16, 2011, 06:40:58 pm
 :laugh2:
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Howard_Casto on July 16, 2011, 07:28:56 pm
This spotting should be of no real surprise ...  :dunno

Did you know that 97% of shopping cart handle bars at walmart were found to contain traces of 'poop'?    :puke




I hate to tell you this but traces of human fecal matter can be found in any human dwelling.  From walmart to your grandma's house.  There's poop on EVERYTHING!!!!
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: SNAAKE on July 17, 2011, 03:13:19 am
 :lol
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: RayB on July 17, 2011, 05:33:52 pm
Fish poop in your drinking water.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: jamesjones626 on July 17, 2011, 07:22:37 pm
There's ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Everywhere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY#noexternalembed)



 :duckhunt
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ed_McCarron on July 17, 2011, 11:15:10 pm
Fish poop in your drinking water.


At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: DaOld Man on July 18, 2011, 10:30:52 am
That XYZ poop is probably the worst variety.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Vigo on July 18, 2011, 11:04:21 am
Aww. Someone pooped on that little girl in the boa...and her twin sister.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Mikezilla on July 18, 2011, 01:52:07 pm
Damn it, I cant see the picture cause of the damn work filter!  :angry:
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ed_McCarron on July 18, 2011, 01:57:30 pm
Thats not poop...  It's an upside down dood.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ginsu Victim on July 18, 2011, 02:36:09 pm
Damn it, I cant see the picture cause of the damn work filter!  :angry:

How about this?
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Mikezilla on July 18, 2011, 03:30:26 pm
Haha thanks GV. Now I know what the hell all of you are talking about.  :lol :cheers:
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: scofthe7seas on July 19, 2011, 01:55:18 pm
Fish poop in your drinking water.


At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ed_McCarron on July 19, 2011, 06:02:09 pm
Fish poop in your drinking water.


At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.

That was sarcasm.  I forgot the smiley.  Luckily, most of the water I work with (I work in the water industry) is well, not surface.  Very little in the way of organic contaminants.  Most of what I deal with is removal of unwanted minerals (iron and manganese are the two most common), with the occasional aerator to strip off some volatile that crept in to the aquifer (mostly from industry, benzene, tricholoroethylene, all kinds of other -enes).  The wells I see are pretty deep -- most in the 500-1000' range -- that the only way organics get in is via contamination at the time of drilling.  Of course, they treat the well with a super high concentration of chlorine to kill off any bugs, then flush, then put it into production once it passes the bacteria tests.  It'll have some kind of chemical filtration or sequesterant to remove the majority of the material, then a polishing filter to clean up taste, odor, and color before sending it out to customers.  I see all kinds of things that are in the water, and I still drink it.

Surface is a whole other ball of wax.  Lots of interesting things floating around in there. :)
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: hypernova on July 19, 2011, 07:40:44 pm
I'm quite suspicious...

I charge that you didn't find it.  Rather, I make the accusation you put it there yourself!!
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Howard_Casto on July 19, 2011, 10:54:05 pm
Fish poop in your drinking water.


At some point, you poop in your drinking water.  OK, maybe not you.  But someone.  At some point.

I'm pretty sure they filter it between that point and when you drink it.  Most of the time.

They do filter it, but not at all completely. There is what is called an "acceptable level". This is actually a practice in just about every food and drink industry. There is an acceptable amount of feces in burgers at Burger King.
I was in the lab where I work and saw some test results left out on a table. Businesses with their own source of water (well water) have to have the water tested periodically for the amount of fecal matter in it. Many other unfiltered things are not tested for. The place in question failed.

That was sarcasm.  I forgot the smiley.  Luckily, most of the water I work with (I work in the water industry) is well, not surface.  Very little in the way of organic contaminants.  Most of what I deal with is removal of unwanted minerals (iron and manganese are the two most common), with the occasional aerator to strip off some volatile that crept in to the aquifer (mostly from industry, benzene, tricholoroethylene, all kinds of other -enes).  The wells I see are pretty deep -- most in the 500-1000' range -- that the only way organics get in is via contamination at the time of drilling.  Of course, they treat the well with a super high concentration of chlorine to kill off any bugs, then flush, then put it into production once it passes the bacteria tests.  It'll have some kind of chemical filtration or sequesterant to remove the majority of the material, then a polishing filter to clean up taste, odor, and color before sending it out to customers.  I see all kinds of things that are in the water, and I still drink it.

Surface is a whole other ball of wax.  Lots of interesting things floating around in there. :)

Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: scofthe7seas on July 20, 2011, 11:20:55 am
Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Mikezilla on July 20, 2011, 11:29:12 am
Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool.  ;D
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ginsu Victim on July 20, 2011, 11:34:50 am
Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool.  ;D

Belt sander is great. Takes care of hemorrhoids, too.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Donkbaca on July 20, 2011, 11:41:27 am
I like how someone posts "Hey new here, can someone help" an they get 4 responses with the inevitable STFU noob! Use the search and check out the wiki!

Someone has the word poop in their subject line, and BAM 22 posts.  And yes, I have been suckered in to posting as well
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Mikezilla on July 20, 2011, 11:42:57 am
Yeah but the poop gets in there once it comes out of your tap.   I wasn't kidding when I said any human dwelling is covered in poop to some degree or another.  We are filthy filthy creatures.  That being said it generally isn't a health risk.  A little bit of poop never hurt anybody. 

Hidey-Ho!  And Goodbye boys and girls!

Speak for yourself man. There's an airlock between my house and my toity, and I wipe ---my bottom--- with sandpaper.

Sand paper aint ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. Real men use steel wool.  ;D

Belt sander is great. Takes care of hemorrhoids, too.

I guess I need to get me a belt sander then. Damn. I got some wicked hemorrhoids.  :lol
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ginsu Victim on July 20, 2011, 11:55:19 am
Use lube next time, it helps.

Expert advice of a power-bottom?
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: scofthe7seas on July 20, 2011, 06:18:19 pm
Use lube next time, it helps.

Wait wait wait wait wait.
Lube? What are we talking about here, now? We're having a pleasant discussion regarding exit only activities, Mr.

Please keep your lascivious digressions to yourself. :D
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Howard_Casto on July 21, 2011, 01:13:44 am
I like how someone posts "Hey new here, can someone help" an they get 4 responses with the inevitable STFU noob! Use the search and check out the wiki!

Someone has the word poop in their subject line, and BAM 22 posts.  And yes, I have been suckered in to posting as well


Well to be fair the "can someone help" posts are typically quite annoying. 

We don't frequent the boards 24/7 and yet if somebody doesn't answer the noobs question within 15 seconds we are treated to 5 or 6 "*BUMP*" posts and perhaps similar posts on every single emulation related forum on the internet. 

Patience is the key and unfortunately most of our new users haven't learned that yet.

Plus poop is funny.  Go ahead and and say it aloud... I dare you not to giggle a little. 
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Donkbaca on July 21, 2011, 11:57:58 am
bump
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: jennifer on July 21, 2011, 01:55:18 pm

        EWWWWWWWW.......... poop is just gross!
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: hypernova on July 21, 2011, 08:13:02 pm
Typical woman...

:)

You need the Y chromosome to fully appreciate everything concerning poop.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: Ginsu Victim on July 21, 2011, 08:34:26 pm
Though they find newborn baby poop cute.

This soon changes.
Title: Re: Found poop on the shelf at Wal-mart
Post by: ChadTower on July 24, 2011, 08:35:48 pm
Thats not poop...  It's an upside down dood.


HALLOWEEN COSTUME UPSIDE DOWN DUDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nfocKLn8GY#)