You are OLD

[ChadTower]

(Not to mention they were real voice actors - they could act.)

[danny_galaga]

(Not to mention they were real voice actors - they could act.)

apparently you need to upgrade to pro...

[RayB]

You know you're creeping towards "old" when you discover white chest hairs.

[HaRuMaN]

You know you're creeping towards "old" when you discover white chest hairs.

I have no chest hair.

[Malenko]

... I remember being 18 and thinking a woman over 30 was definitely OLD, and not even attractive. (for the record I'm in my late 30's now). When I was a kid, I certainly didn't think 50 was middle aged. Heck, when I was 10, my grand parents were barely 50, and they seemed like OLD PEOPLE. They were grand parents! That made them officially old in my eyes. Never mind the fact that they were still in the workforce, to my kid eyes they were OLD! And my great grand parents... WOOO! Walking corpses like you said...

 i have to agree here, its very subjective. i remember being young enough that i thought taller people were older... (were talking 3 or 4 here though) its just a very subjective thing. the whole "don't trust anyone over thirty" was a big 60's thing... now that i'm in my late 30s i think ladies in my age group are way more attractive than when i was in my 20s looking at thirty-something ladies...

-1 QuoteFu

My cousin is 36, shes a grandma (has been for 4 years). That kinda of ---Cleveland steamer--- was practically unheard of when I was young.

 You're old when you dont like the music kids like and you think kids dress funny or when you post 30,000+ times to a message board

[ChadTower]

I have no chest hair.

I'm sure the puberty bunny will visit you soon.

[Ummon]

(Not to mention they were real voice actors - they could act.)

apparently you need to upgrade to pro...

I guess so.

You know you're creeping towards "old" when you discover white chest hairs.

Na. Amongst his abundance of black hair, my dad had silver hair on his head and chest in his 30s, yet looked very young a vital. His dad was similar. I have some of the same. I wouldn't mind not having any serious body hair, though. Deep massages are much better without it.

And pants hanging below your ass for all the world to see is just weird.

[ChadTower]

(Not to mention they were real voice actors - they could act.)

apparently you need to upgrade to pro...

Bah.  Wasn't my image.  Here's another url:

[(+_+)]

All I can say is Mick Jagger was right with Mother’s Little Helper's first line.

At 42, I'm starting to creak, whine and pop like like an unoiled tin man. I'm I lacking certain vitamins or something? It only gotten noticeable over the past couple of years. 

[mameotron]

I don't see those guys wearing eye liner and lipstick.  Shirt is kinda fruity but he's a brit, what do you want? 

Surely you remember Glam Rock???

[mameotron]

I work at a university and really felt old the other day when some student held the door open for me.  Come on, I'm 36!

[RayB]

I work at a university and really felt old the other day when some student held the door open for me.  Come on, I'm 36!

Maybe you look like a chick.

By the way, what a weird thing to make you feel old. In Canada, everybody holds doors for anybody. It's called politeness.

[polaris]

I don't see those guys wearing eye liner and lipstick.  Shirt is kinda fruity but he's a brit, what do you want? 

Surely you remember Glam Rock???

poison are not a glam rock band BTW

[ChadTower]

I don't see those guys wearing eye liner and lipstick.  Shirt is kinda fruity but he's a brit, what do you want? 

Surely you remember Glam Rock???

Even back then people looked at them and thought WTF is with those chicks?  Only 12 year old girls thought that was cool.

[ChadTower]

By the way, what a weird thing to make you feel old. In Canada, everybody holds doors for anybody. It's called politeness.

Here people race to the door like Stooges and give dirty looks to anyone who may be "in their way".  Don't even ask about crossing the street.

[mameotron]

I don't see those guys wearing eye liner and lipstick.  Shirt is kinda fruity but he's a brit, what do you want? 

Surely you remember Glam Rock???

poison are not a glam rock band BTW

OK, this one's better.

[Ummon]

Bah.  Wasn't my image.  Here's another url:

Hahahahah.

I don't see those guys wearing eye liner and lipstick.  Shirt is kinda fruity but he's a brit, what do you want? 

Surely you remember Glam Rock???

Even back then people looked at them and thought WTF is with those chicks?  Only 12 year old girls thought that was cool.

Yeah, no doubt. They were the epitome of cock - AHEM - glam rock.


I hold doors for anybody who's close enough or going to be within a few steps. If I get to the door first and open it, I often let them through first. Age and gender aren't factors.

[DaOld Man]

All I can say is Mick Jagger was right with Mother’s Little Helper's first line.

At 42, I'm starting to creak, whine and pop like like an unoiled tin man. I'm I lacking certain vitamins or something? It only gotten noticeable over the past couple of years. 

Glucosimine my man. (May not be spelled right, I dont feel like getting up and looking at the bottle.)

[Ummon]

Glucosimine my man. (May not be spelled right, I dont feel like getting up and looking at the bottle.)

You know, Google suggests the right one if you type the wrong one.

[pinballwizard79]

Noooooooooooo!

Camel Tail is bad!

you know how i know im old?  cause guys now adays think its cool to look like a girl with the beyond tight pants and shirt and long hair with make up. back in my day you wanted to be tuff and overly baggy cloths was in.  im only 28 by the way.

yeah, kids today, eh  

[pinballwizard79]

I forgot, in Feb I turn 30.

Once you are just a single day closer to 40 than you are 21 its official.

As if 30 was official enough on its own.

[Ummon]

I forgot, in Feb I turn 30.

Once you are just a single day closer to 40 than you are 21 its official.

As if 30 was official enough on its own.

Ssss, that's ridiculous. In my late 20s, though I didn't look it, I felt five or ten years older. I wasn't happy with my life and lifestyle, and I wasn't happy with feeling the way I did. I changed my life and lifestyle. My feeling changed.

[lkench]

eww, is that camel toe?

 

On a man, I think the correct term is mooseknuckles....

-lkench