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AmericanDemon

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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2005, 01:40:42 pm »
Take one of those framed morale raising posters and smash it over their heads.  For bonus points leave the frame wrapped around their heads and tell them to get back to work.  ;)
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2005, 02:04:52 pm »
I can just see it:

While spilling soda on your keyboad, you get a visit from the IT Security Team. Since you forwarded that pr0n email to Everyone, you are repeatedly beaten with a framed poster of the "Risk Management Lifecycle". Your boss stops by to ask you if you've seen the memo about cover sheets on TPS reports.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2005, 04:02:45 pm »
As punishment for driving through yet another red light while naked, they'll make me read the HI ALL thread Clockwork Orange style.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2005, 04:11:04 pm »
Quote from: AmericanDemon on October 13, 2005, 01:40:42 pm
Take one of those framed morale raising posters and smash it over their heads.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2005, 04:12:34 pm »


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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2005, 04:29:42 pm »
"Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat."
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2005, 04:31:22 pm »
Quote from: Raleigh on October 13, 2005, 04:29:42 pm
"Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat."

lol thats a good one


and i like the poster
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2005, 05:36:48 pm »
you will be ravaged by a pack of wild dingoes while touring the Austrialian outback.

Hey, at least I'm being ravaged by something as I die.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2005, 05:54:03 pm »
Quote from: SirPoonga on October 13, 2005, 01:05:07 pm
SirPoonga, luckily I don't play baseball.
"While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat."

Luckily?!?!
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2005, 06:08:25 pm »
An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2005, 06:59:05 pm »
A lot of us on this board are going to be beaten to death.



...As if we needed a fortune teller to tell us that.
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Re: How will you die?
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2005, 07:23:00 pm »
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.


Wow..
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