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I'm breaking the law!
DrewKaree:
That's A LOT of hair to deal with just to claim an island....mebbe I can connive Bones into shaving 'im down for me....coupla drinks and a NASCAR race and I bet he'll cave to my demands.
* DrewKaree goes back to refining his "taking over one small part of the world at a time" plan.
JB:
--- Quote from: ChadTower on March 14, 2005, 10:52:18 am ---
--- Quote from: DrewKaree on March 14, 2005, 10:49:24 am ---Sure they would. Obviously you weren't following the story. If Chad claimed Texas, then he'd be king/president/grand poobah of Texas.
Only problem is that Texas isn't an island.
Where is it you said you lived again, boss? I may have an island to claim ;) ;D
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I wouldn't claim Texas. Unlike the idiots, I have learned from history, and know that Texas is not up to becoming independent via force.
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Tell that to Mexico.
SNAAKE:
"A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. "
^ DAMN I break this law like ALL the time ! :D
"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."
"Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business."
LOLOLOL...newyork is like da BEST !!!!111!!! :angel:
ChadTower:
--- Quote from: JB on March 16, 2005, 11:51:56 pm ---Tell that to Mexico.
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Mexico isn't a country, it's just the crap south of where Texas decided the desirable border was.
missioncontrol:
Strange Laws - US & Around the World
In the USA:
ALABAMA:
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
CALIFORNIA:
Chico:
- Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Fresno Laws
- Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Los Angeles
- Toads may not be licked.
San Francisco:
- It is illegal to wipe one