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I'm breaking the law!
JoyMonkey:
Squeal and I'll take you all down with me!
* In Massachusetts it is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
* No one may take a bath without a prescription. (Applicable to Boston residents only)There's some kind of loop-hole here. I need to talk to my lawyer so I can legally take a bath. I haven't had what I'd call a 'full bath' in months. I shower and I usually do it in the morning.
I've also broken this one in the past:
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
I moved here in 2002, so I'm innocent of this heinous crime:
* Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed October 2000)
Another law I like to break every so often (just for kicks):
* No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
More outdated laws that are still in effect here and here
Shape D.:
I would carry a shotgun across boston commons just to keep true to the law. and shove it in their face when they arrested me.
ChadTower:
If you've been to Boston Commons, you need one anyway half the time.
RetroJames:
heh...Georiga....
Wha'd you say?? Them sounded like fihtin werds!
- You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
mr.Curmudgeon:
--- Quote from: ChadTower on March 11, 2005, 11:42:09 am ---If you've been to Boston Commons, you need one anyway half the time.
--- End quote ---
I prefer thicker skin....jeez.
What, are you afraid of Water fountains? Flower-beds in the spring? Rollerbladers in the summer? Ice-skating in the winter? Free Shakespeare in the Park?
No one will hurt you, promise. Unless you are allergic to sunbathers and/or street performers.
mrC