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words/phrases that are underused/rated
DYNAGOD:
i like to say when seomthing comes out really bad that it looks like a can of smashed ---uvulas---
;D
Floyd10:
yeah, monkeys not the best thing to say in public.
setup: 2 men at a picnic table. one(1)s reading a newspaper, and one(2) is eating olean chips.
man 1: so how are you?
man 2: Im good.
man 1: you klnow, those cause anal leakage.
man 2: you cause anal leakage.
(from the sweetest thing)
Luxury:
Indubitably!
Gadzooks!
friggin'
farggin'
Rissen Fricken....
Karn Sarnet!
(when entering a room) Whats all this then?
clanggedin:
I do the YOU'RE thing too, but I say "Your Mother is a .......". My brother uused this one on me in at a family party sitting next to my Mom. She slapped him silly. lol
MinerAl:
I'm a teacher... (sorry)
Kids often come running up to me and ask "Can I go to the restroom real quick?"
"I dunno, I've never timed you."
I also like to phrase ordinary things with biblical grandeur... begin a sentence with "lo," or "hark"... use "even unto" in the middle somewhere...
"Lo, I say even unto thee: hello."
"Hark, got any gum?"
I'm a fan of "thusly" as well. Many many things need to be done "thusly."