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words/phrases that are underused/rated
shmokes:
I like to pretend that I missed an individual syllabol when someone is talking to me. For example:
You: Don't be ridiculous
Me: riwhatulous?
I also like to say "medium" when people ask me how I'm doing.
I also like to tell people, "That's impossible!" about common things.
I also like to tell people that things are for old ladies and pediphiles. For example:
You: Wow...you really need to pick up an Xbox. Halo 2 is SOOO great!
Me: Xboxes are for old ladies and pediphiles.
And I like to tell people I don't believe in things. Like:
You: Do you like fish?
Me: I don't believe in fish?
You: You don't believe in Fish?????
Me: I mean I don't believe they exist.
...and so on.
GGKoul:
SAM: "What's shaking Norm?"
NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
SAM: "What's new Normie?"
NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
SAM: "What'd you like Normie?"
NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"
NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."
NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."
SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper."
WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
SAM: "Beer, Norm?"
NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?"
NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "Poor."
WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."
NORM: "No, I mean pour."
SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?"
NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"
NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "Alright, but stop me at one.....make that one-thirty."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
SAM: "What's the story Norm?"
NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The question is, 'what's going IN Mr. Peterson?' A beer, please."
WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
WOODY: "For a beer?"
NORM: "No, for stupid questions."
Floyd10:
*raises a glass* cheers
DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: shmokes on November 13, 2004, 12:51:28 am ---I also like to tell people, "That's impossible!" about common things.
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I did this to my brother-in-law. I give this one 4 out of 5 possible stars ;D
Do you consider it a badge of honor to get that "what the HELL is wrong with him?!?" look?
allroy1975:
--- Quote from: shmokes on November 13, 2004, 12:51:28 am ---I like to pretend that I missed an individual syllabol when someone is talking to me. For example:
You: Don't be ridiculous
Me: riwhatulous?
I also like to say "medium" when people ask me how I'm doing.
I also like to tell people, "That's impossible!" about common things.
I also like to tell people that things are for old ladies and pediphiles. For example:
You: Wow...you really need to pick up an Xbox. Halo 2 is SOOO great!
Me: Xboxes are for old ladies and pediphiles.
And I like to tell people I don't believe in things. Like:
You: Do you like fish?
Me: I don't believe in fish?
You: You don't believe in Fish?????
Me: I mean I don't believe they exist.
...and so on.
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These were classic and I can't wait to get to work tomorrow and start using them.
I still do the YOU'RE A .... I think some guys and I started doing it at an old job when we heard Space Ghosts' Musical BBQ. Brak tells a story where he's a monkey or something..we started saying "YOU'RE a monkey!" Then we started calling everyone monkeys.
Then one night when I was at taco bell I yelled across the store "hey monkey!" Talking to my wife (now my ex wife) a lovely african american gentleman kinda looked at me funny, and when we left someone had spit all over our car. After that I found out that calling people monkeys has racial connotations and I stopped saying it......mostly. :D
Allroy <--- I'm a monkey!