You guys are in luck!!! My company has just released this marvel technical revolution. Plays MP3, MP4, MP8 (our own new awesome format!!), MPEG, DVD, CD, CD-Rom, all standard 16-bit audio as well as superduper audio FX 11G 64 bit DreamSequencer audio. It has 4 TB of storage so you'll never run out of space. Included at no extra charge is our interface that connects to all devices known to man (patent pending). Weighs just over 2 lbs, runs forever on microwave energy beamed to you from our satellites. In the next few months it will hit the mainstream market with our sister corporation Wells Gardner, and will retail for $799. BUT IF YOU ACT NOW it can be yours for 3 easy payments of only $300!!!
We are a legitimate US company, we have a PO Box and you can usually find us loitering around at Kinko's talking in a secret code language into our cell phones.
See the amazing attached photo!!!