College Station to Dallas or Oklahoma City a couple of times, so I guess that's 200-400 miles each way. Back when gas was cheap. Well, heck, gas is cheap again now. Hm. Might be time to stock up on some empty Arizona iced tea bottles and hit the road again.
I'm not delivering ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- unless the person drives to my house, looks over the game, and pays up front.
And here's why - the craziest delivery I ever made was driving a game to Austin. It was a Phoenix cocktail without a monitor. I had it working with a Commodore CGA/EGA monitor but lacked the mounting hardware. (some 'well respected' RGVAC/KLOV member ripped me off and never sent me the right parts. Kirb? Something like that. Nowadays I'd devise some hack in 15 minutes with a 2x4 and jigsaw, but I was even dumber back then and lacked tools) Sold it for $110 on Ebay and the buyer was already trying to flake with "the wife is mad at me about this" and "I'm going to be out of town" BS. Told him I'd deliver it for another $50.
Conscripted a friend, we throw it in his truck, and drive 150 miles. Guy said he'd leave his house key and money under the doormat.
Get there, sure enough, there's an envelope under the door mat with a "please leave $160 in this for James" written on it. So, we go into his house, walk all the way through it, open the garage door, dump off the game, and leave.
On the drive home, it dawns on us that was the craziest damn thing either one of us had ever willingly done. How we didn't end up ripped off, arrested, shot, or raped still surprises me. Either that was an extraordinarily trusting/naive soul or he was watching us and rubbing one out or something.
I'm not pressing my luck again. We didn't even have cell phones back then. Absolutely nuts.
(also had a red tent for awhile. can't remember how/why I ended up with that, but was very happy to divest myself of it....)