Colloege Apartment.

[roberts123]

I have a 5 day weekend and when I go back to the apartment where 5 people live. All guys but the apartment complex has 24 rooms and about 15 of them have girls in them. I was thinking stripper pole for now. Then touch screen jukebox, table and final bartop. Let me know. And if any of you have any other ideas I would be sure to think about it. Thank you.

[Unstupid]

I have a 5 day weekend and when I go back to the apartment where 5 people live. All guys but the apartment complex has 24 rooms and about 15 of them have girls in them. I was thinking stripper pole for now. Then jukebox, table and final touch bartop. Let me know. And if any of you have any other ideas I would be sure to think about it. Thank you.

Considering your spelling and grammar, I'd suggest you study!    J/K!  Build the jukebox first!  That will lure them into your den.  Then maybe you can get them to touch your touchscreen!

[roberts123]

Haha yeah I can see that my spelling and grammar is off. But as of right now I can get them into my den just fine. I was thinking to start with since I only have the five day break now it's actually 4 days I would do the stripper pole, then when I get them to dance to that I could get the touch screen going since we do has music playing even if it's from a laptop. Table I think will have to wait till winter break because I have to get the glass cut out by a company. I have the rest of the night to think about it and then tomorrow we will start the building process. Whatever one I do I will sure be posting pics of the progress.

[roberts123]

Well stripper pole has won so now it's time to get to work. Started off by going and getting some 2x4's to build the base so far have one of the four sides done.
It will be 36 inches long by 18 inches high.

[BadMouth]

Rule #1 - Anyone who breaks out a cell phone camera gets the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- beat out of them and their phone broken.

....also

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[roberts123]

please forgive me about the picture. My phone is the only thing I had to take a picture. That would be a great sign to have.

[Well Fed Games]

please forgive me about the picture. My phone is the only thing I had to take a picture. That would be a great sign to have.

I think he meant no cell pictures when the pole is in use....

[Nephasth]

Whatever you do, don't use a cheap chrome pole. Cheap chrome can flake and get stuck in all sorts of places...

[roberts123]

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yes no pictures are aloud to be taken of the girls. And okay no chrome poles. But it is coming pretty well almost done with the base.

[dithrin]

just from a structure standpoint you should build the sides like you would a wall.  meaning there should be at least 1 more support on each side.  16" should be from the center of each vertical support at least for a wall.  This will make the box a lot more sturdy when in use.

[eds1275]

Especially for the larger girls. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, that's what I say.

[Nephasth]

-The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

And most importantly...
-If you make enough direct deposits, you're bound to get a return on investment.

[BadMouth]

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand....or so I have read.

(and yes, I was talking about idiots whipping out their phones to take pictures of girls....or guys. 
You do realize that unless you plan to PAY for a stripper, the girls expect some entertainment in return)

[roberts123]

I was hard at work and still have some stuff to do to the base but for now its break time. This is what i have so far

[Necro]

...why don't you forgo the stripper pole and spend the money on some liquor, have a party and invite the girls, and just get straight to the sex?

Seriously...when did this crap get complex and require a stripper pole.  In my day, you invite girls to a party where there was liquor and they were there. 

Liquor + Juice + Girls that want to have sex and need an excuse = Sex

Actually...to be honest you can prob. take the Liquor out of that mix and still have it equal sex. 


...I miss college.

[roberts123]

I still can get the girls and the liquor and get the sex but why not have them strip first then they are naked might as well do the dirty them they count it as fore play and as long as you get yours. HAHA at least in college thats now it is right??

[roberts123]

I took a break from the stripper pole for now went to the Steelers game on sunday and had to drive back for classes today. The good news is I brought up a pc and a control panel from x-arcade. They just looked at me and asked why I even brought that up here. I started playing Galaga and Mike Tyson's punch out. They said that it was stupid how I have to have all that stuff just to play two games. I guess it's time to get mame working.

[Mikezilla]

I still can get the girls and the liquor and get the sex but why not have them strip first then they are naked might as well do the dirty them they count it as fore play and as long as you get yours. HAHA at least in college thats now it is right??

Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

That and youre obviously not taking any writing classes 

[roberts123]

please inform me how you know I'm still a virgin???

[Mikezilla]

please inform me how you know I'm still a virgin???

you just told us!!! 

[roberts123]

that was a good one. But that's not true. LOL I get more a** then a toilet seat!!!!!

[Rando]

College did rock and a lot of stuff goes,
But a stripper pole in the apartment?

I see that scaring more girls away than enticing to dance, but who knows with kids today?  Just glad there were no Cellphone cameras when I was in school...

[roberts123]

I was thinking the same thing. That's another reason why I kinda turned and went to work on the arcade then the pole for now. But the pole will come alive soon and hey if it doesn't do very well to get girls over to my room I will have a coat rack.

[BobA]

Free food and booze would attract more girls than a stripper pole. 

[yotsuya]

I picture a room with like five or six dudes sitting around, talking about all the ass they're GONNA get, once the girls eventually show up.*







*They don't show up.

[roberts123]

The girls always come for me. Anyways isn't it better to have a stripper pole that doesn't get used but once then to never have a stripper pole?

[geomartin]

Things must have changed since I was young and dumb and full of cum!  Booze and loud music yes, but I think an apartment with a stripper pole screams creepy and assuming.

[Xiaou2]

I dont mean to spoil the fun... but I hope you have good insurance.

 A lot of vids of girls getting messed up falling on off the poles, and they are sober.  Add boos into the mix, and it could result in a very serious injury.  (not to mention any failure of the pole mounts themselves)

 You would also need some serious room for this... like a 12ft diameter circle, so that people dont get a fast moving High-Heel in their eye, let alone a nice kick to the head.

[roberts123]

Stripper Pole on hold; I guess no one here has ever played an arcade game. So I'm going to make a Bartop. I haven't been able to play to much of the arcade games since they are always on it. I am thinking of a Zelda theme for now. I was going to go ahead and build a full-size cab but I'm not due to space. The only thing that will suck is that there will be only one person playing at a time. I have class for now but for the rest of the weekend I will be drawing up the plans and making it on Google Sketchup and will post the pictures of it on here.

[Nephasth]

The good news is I brought up a pc and a control panel from x-arcade. They just looked at me and asked why I even brought that up here. They said that it was stupid how I have to have all that stuff just to play two games.

I haven't been able to play to much of the arcade games since they are always on it. 

So it's growing on them, huh?

[Benevolance]

Build a Knieval slim cab. Half the space, all the fun.

[roberts123]

Well they love it and asked me if there was anyway or if anybody has ever made a whole arcade machine. With the coin slots, controls, and that thing that when you turn on the cab the top of it lights up and sounds come out. I said no but that would be the greatest thing ever then told them to look at my computer and I had pulled up mccoy187's Varsity Club just because that's what I learned on. And I will look into the slim cabs never thought about it before.

[roberts123]

We got a joker here everybody watch out! I got all day to build these things the party don't start till 7 so I should have plenty of time to do this side job. And thank you I needed some help with this whole talking to girls thing I was wondering why they always just walked away from me holding there nose and screaming.