Only kidding.
But I do want to put a 4way stick in the middle of a streetfighter type layout, for a friends MAME machine.
It seemed like a simple plan, nothing to configure, just use MAME defaults and parallel the extra joystick. But then I realised that the midddle 4way joystick would be sending the same inputs as the player 1 joystick. So player 2 could accidentaly or on purpose interfere with player1 inputs which is not ideal.
I could send different key presses from the 4way. But either I would have to pre-configure every 4way game to use the different inputs, or my friend would have to use the MAME menu to configure each game first time he plays it. I could probably program something up to produce a configuration file for every 4way game. Would that be a robust way of doing this? I don't want a phone call in future saying all the 4way games have stopped working.
Any other ideas?