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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: DaOld Man on November 21, 2009, 10:50:21 pm
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The
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quick
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rat risks
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peeling
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oranges
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with
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rusty
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nail-clippers
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despite
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having a vicious
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butt-plug
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collection
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laced with
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PCP
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that
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glowed
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neon green
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even though
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Silas
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had eaten
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raw fish.
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Which caused
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diarrhea
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The End
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is near she shouted
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to Jim Morrison in
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a high pitched voice
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reverberating maniacally through the
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Butt-Trumpet
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pllplpplplpllplpllppllllllplllpl
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is the sound that Ummon made
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during his workout video
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after
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90 reps of...
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fat chicks
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with smelly
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underarm cheese
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and crackers
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during 2nd grade recess
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without punctuation
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or a sliderule
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but with a
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hand from Xiaou2
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Who echoed with me: Awww, such love. Ya's know me well.
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and together they...
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bought slacks at Caldor
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but returned them for store credit
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bought slacks at Caldor
Caldor's! I miss Caldor's.
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and then Chad screwed it up
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for the brazillionth time
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and sobbed
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that yrmom still owes him
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a ham sandwich.
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Then to everyones surprise
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the Majestic Moose
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Meandered
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meaninglessly
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in to Ummon's
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basement (it fit!), ruining the attempt at alliteration
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but messing it up at the end by not saying a word beginning with M
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And, said Ummon, yeah Chad did ---fudgesicle--- it up. Damn. I'm humbled.
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Humbled like a butt the size of a hall-way with a
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camera running even though
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no one's watching the play-back
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due to Saint performing
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his mime routine with a
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Furry suit on
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an even furrier body part
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that goes 'willy winky willy winky!!!!!'