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Title: Marital bliss...
Post by: saint on June 03, 2009, 09:37:30 pm
saint and wife went out tonight and had a great time. She ripped my earlobe. I ripped her gi and then elbowed her in the head. Then we went out for blizzards. A good time was had by all!

Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Fordman on June 03, 2009, 09:48:28 pm
Sounds like a great way to nite-cap a night on the ole' Mame Machine!

 :cheers:

Fordman
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: pinballwizard79 on June 04, 2009, 12:08:15 am
was that a drunk post?
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: ChadTower on June 04, 2009, 08:00:06 am

Sounds like a jiu-jitsu class, actually.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Cakemeister on June 04, 2009, 08:33:42 am
Sounds fun, at least the blizzard part.

A couple of weeks ago the wife and I celebrated 20 loooonnngggg years of marriage. We went to see "The Last House on the Left" at the dollar cinema. Rather dull in comparison.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: thatitalian on June 04, 2009, 09:37:57 am
That sounded a bit like: Me man, you woman...
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: shardian on June 04, 2009, 10:51:31 am
Gee, I wonder if Saint will drag out this mystery like he did the alleged train track teaser.  ;)
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: saint on June 04, 2009, 11:46:09 am
was that a drunk post?

Heh, no. Was Ju-Jitsu class :) I hurt today. Yesterday I had my finger jammed up to the first knuckle in another guy's nose...
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: saint on June 04, 2009, 11:47:01 am
Gee, I wonder if Saint will drag out this mystery like he did the alleged train track teaser.  ;)

I am soooooooooo close on that one.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: ChadTower on June 04, 2009, 12:09:02 pm
Heh, no. Was Ju-Jitsu class :) I hurt today. Yesterday I had my finger jammed up to the first knuckle in another guy's nose...


That's the first level of the anal leverage technique.  Just wait.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ginsu Victim on June 04, 2009, 12:28:55 pm
Not too many couples I know of that refer to the missionary position as "guard"
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: ChadTower on June 04, 2009, 12:31:39 pm

No, but it would be interesting to see who is taking whose back in those rear nakeds.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ummon on June 04, 2009, 11:41:06 pm
saint and wife went out tonight and had a great time. She ripped my earlobe. I ripped her gi and then elbowed her in the head. Then we went out for blizzards. A good time was had by all!



I'm proud of you. Now, did ya take video....you know, for posterity??   (I can hear that tired phrase from 'You can't do that on television'.....)
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ginsu Victim on June 05, 2009, 10:30:00 am
The only one I'm thinking of is "I don't know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbhfbLUtQs
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ummon on June 06, 2009, 07:51:50 pm
Gooshhh. Na, man. It's "...don't encourage your....."
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ginsu Victim on June 07, 2009, 11:21:01 am
My point was I don't remember much from that show. "I don't know" was the only one. That show was a long time ago, and I outgrew it quickly.
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: GregorDV on June 07, 2009, 02:52:36 pm
Ironically, I read the title as "Martial Bliss," and was not surprised by the content.  It's after reading the thread that I noticed that my brain had a freudian slip.

I was at a Hapkido seminar years ago, taught by a 5th-dan guy from Mississippi and his 3rd-dan wife.    As we were warming up after lunch, he was monologuing and noted that people had asked him if having a black belt wife ever got weird at home.  His reply: "Nah.  I taught her everything she knows, not everything _I_ know."
Title: Re: Marital bliss...
Post by: Ummon on June 08, 2009, 07:44:50 pm
My point was I don't remember much from that show. "I don't know" was the only one. That show was a long time ago, and I outgrew it quickly.

I didn't even like the show. But at times, I was ---smurfing--- bored, and waiting for cartoons to come on. Or, for some odd reason, my brother was watching the show, and he had the remote, and so I was tortured. But some ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- I just remember. I mean, the show coulda been FUNNY....and, admittedly, they did broach some semi-risque stuff....anyways....


Ironically, I read the title as "Martial Bliss," and was not surprised by the content.  It's after reading the thread that I noticed that my brain had a freudian slip.

OH. I see now.