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Title: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 14, 2006, 06:58:16 am
It's official; 'Chef' is out of South Park after last seasons hilarious eye-opening scientology episode:
http://www.nme.com/news/isaac-hayes/22490

Quote from: Matt Stone
"This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology, he has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of cheques - with our show making fun of Christians."


EDIT: Crap! Check out my postcount! One post off leet  :'(
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: cdbrown on March 14, 2006, 10:47:43 am
He probably thought it was all ok until Cruise had a word in his ear.  Oh well no more salty balls.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Daniel270 on March 14, 2006, 10:48:57 am
You gotta wonder how this will affect future scripts...... in alot of the diff episodes, Chef was the best part....
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: cdbrown on March 14, 2006, 10:51:44 am
i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: USSEnterprise on March 14, 2006, 12:01:06 pm
i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage
They do?
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 14, 2006, 12:33:54 pm
i wonder if they'll do a montage of chef, everyone enjoys a montage
They do?
You haven't seen Team America?
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 14, 2006, 12:35:42 pm
What an idiot. He had no career left before joining South Park.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: GGKoul on March 14, 2006, 01:22:40 pm
I loved his work in "I'm going to get you Sucka!!"
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Dartful Dodger on March 14, 2006, 01:31:36 pm
Quote
Producers have yet to decide whether the Chef character will be axed or re-voiced.

Yeah right, They're just planning a special way to axe him.

I think he should die by Tom Cruise's hands, since that what really killed Chef.



They killed Chef. You b@st@rds!
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: ChadTower on March 14, 2006, 01:59:48 pm

I.E.  They didn't offer me much money this time so I chose my religion instead.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: fredster on March 14, 2006, 02:58:22 pm
Chef was played out, like Token is played out.  I don't think they would have gotten rid of him though.  I think he had potential.

They killed the bus driver with the bird in her head.  I think it would be funny if the scientologists killed Chef.

Funny how he was okay with Jesus with Machine guns and Santa killing Iraqis but he had a problem with this episode.




Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 14, 2006, 03:19:20 pm

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Zakk on March 14, 2006, 04:52:29 pm
I'll do it.  They can cast me as 'cook' and we'll bash scientology until the cows come home (or show up and worship a giant cow statue).  Jeez, scientology isn't even a religion!  It's a science fiction mook!

Stupid chef. 


Long live Cook! 
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: GGKoul on March 14, 2006, 05:04:42 pm

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Dartful Dodger on March 14, 2006, 05:38:41 pm
It's a science fiction mook!

I like meeding L Ron's science fiction mooks.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Luxury on March 14, 2006, 05:52:31 pm
It's a science fiction mook!

I like meeding L Ron's science fiction mooks.
I'm sorry.  The correct answer is "The Moops".
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: grantspain on March 14, 2006, 06:17:14 pm
I think the south park people will have a real problem replacing a washed up,sold out,has been soul singer because you don't find many of them in the States.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 14, 2006, 06:33:00 pm
heh, Ray Charles could do it :)
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: grantspain on March 14, 2006, 06:38:56 pm
maybe Aretha Franklin,she could be chefette-chefs long lost wife.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Dartful Dodger on March 14, 2006, 08:03:31 pm
Michael Jackson is now hurting for cash. 
He could add a disturbing twist, instead of chef making all the women happy he could be making all the children happy.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: DYNAGOD on March 14, 2006, 08:26:24 pm
The Duke of New York - A number one!
(http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/ENYCabbie.jpg)
you gonna tell me this Ho'bangin funkmaster from the seventies is a man of god?
(http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/ENYDuke.jpg)
CHANDELIERS! :P totally pimpin.
(http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/ENYDukesCar.jpg)

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Daniel270 on March 14, 2006, 10:18:36 pm
Remarkable how Isaac looks exactly like the guy who played "Chocolate Mousse" in Top Secret......


edit:  it wasn't Isaac... the guy's name was Eddie Tagoe, but the resemblance was uncanny....
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: koolmoecraig on March 15, 2006, 02:28:32 am
Isaac is a Scientologist idiot. That is why he quit.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 15, 2006, 06:52:30 am
It's funny how you can loose all respect for someone right about same time you figure out they've been brainwashed into scientology. They'll never take me alive I tells ya!
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 15, 2006, 12:44:51 pm
Michael Jackson is now hurting for cash. 
He could add a disturbing twist, instead of chef making all the women happy he could be making all the children happy.

That episode's been done. One of the FUNNIEST ones too, IMO.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 15, 2006, 12:45:35 pm
maybe Aretha Franklin,she could be chefette-chefs long lost wife.

Sorry, but the role of Jabba the Hut has already been taken by Sally Struthers.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 15, 2006, 01:38:34 pm
It's funny how you can loose all respect for someone right about same time you figure out they've been brainwashed into scientology. They'll never take me alive I tells ya!

Agreed. Although I give Beck all the leeway in the world, 'cuz he makes such beeeuuu-ti-ful music.
I was depressed for a month after I found out he was a Scientologist.

mrC
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: koolmoecraig on March 15, 2006, 01:58:06 pm
At least Beck was born into it.

I am licking my chops at the thought of what they are going to do with the chef character.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: shmokes on March 15, 2006, 06:19:07 pm
What do Scientologists believe?  Are they Christians?  Do they believe in a robot god?  Do they believe in god?  Does anybody know besides actors?
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 15, 2006, 06:32:10 pm
Shmokes
First, realize Scientology was started by a science fiction writer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 16, 2006, 06:58:35 am
Here's the condensed South Park version, aparently there's some truth to it and this episode has been 'recalled' due to legal pressure from the scientologists, Comedy Central have agreed never to air this episode again and it will not be on any DVD:

Quote from: South Park - Episode 9x12- Trapped in the Closet
President:   Usually, to hear the secret doctrine, you have to be in the church for several years, Stan. [leans in] Are you ready to hear the truth?
Stan:   I, I guess.
President:   You see, Stan, there is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed. [leans in] An alien reason. It all began 75 million years ago. Back then there was a galactinc federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu.
Xenu:   Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
President:   Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, [Xenu gives his orders] and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, [the roundup is shown] and then had those aliens frozen. [one by one, the aliens are frozen]
Xenu:   [laughing over his plan] Wa ha ha ha!
President:   The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, to Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. [a shot of the frozen aliens encased in ice being dropped from the orange cruisers] The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this.
Xenu:   Wa ha ha ha!
President:   Xenu didn't want their souls to return! And so he built giant soul-catchers in the sky! [the soul-catchers are shown] The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had ALSO built on Earth. [the souls are watching a movie screen with 3D glasses] There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material [Egyptian gods, Jesus carrying the Cross, and a bronze Buddha statue are shown] whiched tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they can grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions, and our problems. [Stan looks at the president, a bit awed] L. Ron Hubbard did an amazing thing telling the world this incredible truth. Now all we're asking you to do... [hands Stan a pen and some paper] is pick up where he left off.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: jbox on March 16, 2006, 07:15:23 am
You forgot the part that makes it *funny*.

This is what they really believe!

(this was flashing the whole time this story was being told)
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 16, 2006, 12:29:34 pm
I loved the one where they dissed the mormons. It too was pretty accurate.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: hypernova on March 16, 2006, 12:37:12 pm
aparently there's some truth to it and this episode has been 'recalled' due to legal pressure from the scientologists, Comedy Central have agreed never to air this episode again and it will not be on any DVD:

Why can't they just cite "free speech?"  A friend told me it was supposed to have aired in the last few days, but wasn't.  It looks as though this may be correct then.

How can a cult hold so much power over people?  Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around?  This just can't be happening.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 16, 2006, 03:48:10 pm
Why can't they just cite "free speech?"  A friend told me it was supposed to have aired in the last few days, but wasn't.  It looks as though this may be correct then.

How can a cult hold so much power over people?  Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around?  This just can't be happening.

In this case, the literature associated with Scientology (aka their "teachings") is copyrighted material and they enforce those rights strictly to control who can and can't access this material. They also have lots of money to pay for lawyers.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: grantspain on March 16, 2006, 04:23:29 pm
Scientology=bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllsssssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt,damn my cats been on the keyboard again.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: jbox on March 16, 2006, 04:44:59 pm
Can Matt and Trey really be that easy to push around?  This just can't be happening.
I'm pretty sure that Matt and Trey have absolutely zero to do with the episodes once they have finished making them. Every time they are interviewed and asked about the larger South Park franchise their stock answer is that although they get paid for their work, they don't really control it once it has been written/animated.

I find it extremely believable that Comedy Central basically went - "whelp, the zealots can always grab themselves a torrent, and we have no interest in spending X million dollars in legal battles for a cartoon."
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 16, 2006, 04:48:16 pm
In this case, the literature associated with Scientology (aka their "teachings") is copyrighted material and they enforce those rights strictly to control who can and can't access this material. They also have lots of money to pay for lawyers.
Well, considering most of what L Ron wrote for Scientology was in the 1950s it will soon be out of copyright.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: hypernova on March 16, 2006, 05:26:19 pm
Do any other religions copyright their material?

Isn't the purpose of copyrighting for profiting off of whatever is copyrighted?  When was it copyrighted?
I suppose that's a good reason to stop the episode. ::)  It is one of the highest rated/praised episodes, I've read.

Hey, that dang South Park is profiting off our ideas!  Get 'em!

Everyone capitalizes the words.  I refuse to do that.  The religion or the people who are in it.  I'll never recognize it as a religion.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: fredster on March 17, 2006, 10:48:15 am
This is the best from Matt and Trey, this is after cable net pulled the episode.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Now think about that. Jesus could use m16's to kill Iraqis with no problems from people, but when some made up religion (to get out of paying taxes) is rIdiculed because it's so stupid people go crazy.

ALL Hail Xenu

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: JoyMonkey on March 17, 2006, 01:32:03 pm
This is the best from Matt and Trey, this is after cable net pulled the episode.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Now think about that. Jesus could use m16's to kill Iraqis with no problems from people, but when some made up religion (to get out of paying taxes) is rIdiculed because it's so stupid people go crazy.

ALL Hail Xenu



LOL! Where did you find that statement? That needs some forwarding!
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Santoro on March 17, 2006, 05:28:59 pm
I liked Chef, But now I don't ike Mr Hayes.

Obsucre reference alert.


That said, I hope they don't replace him with Mr. Derf.  I hate that guy.

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: captainpotato on March 17, 2006, 08:48:39 pm
Nobody's mentioned the best site with information about Scientology - it even has the South Park episode available for free (legal) download:

Operation Clambake (http://www.xenu.net/).

Joymonkey - yes, the South Park episode's version is the secret, central doctrine. That's why it 'this is not a joke' (or similar) is overlayed over the top whilst it is being shown. Operation Clambake has good, detailed information about it.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: shmokes on March 17, 2006, 09:01:12 pm
Wha????  That's not how copyright works.  A book reviewer isn't violating copyright by talking about the contents of a book. 

As far as secret beliefs being revealed....that doesn't matter either.  Mormons have all kinds of secret rituals and costumes and chants that go on in the Mormon temples, but it's all documented and available in the Library of Congress.  It has to be.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 18, 2006, 12:45:38 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4819826.stm
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 19, 2006, 10:40:58 pm
Southpark: Tom Cruise is in the closet (http://videosift.com/story.php?id=747)
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: danny_galaga on March 20, 2006, 03:43:06 am
Wha????  That's not how copyright works.  A book reviewer isn't violating copyright by talking about the contents of a book. 

As far as secret beliefs being revealed....that doesn't matter either.  Mormons have all kinds of secret rituals and costumes and chants that go on in the Mormon temples, but it's all documented and available in the Library of Congress.  It has to be.

i bet you dont see any masonic secret handshakes listed in the library of congress. huh? huh? although i guess you could just walk around congress and watch the handshakes...

did you hear the latest about tom cruise supposedly boycotting advertising MI3 because of south park? sounds silly cos MI kinda sucks and could do with all the advertising it can...
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Ed_McCarron on March 20, 2006, 07:09:22 am
did you hear the latest about tom cruise supposedly boycotting advertising MI3 because of south park? sounds silly cos MI kinda sucks and could do with all the advertising it can...

Ding ding.

Any publicityis good publicity.

I lost all respect for Cruise after he knocked up the virgin Holmes...
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 20, 2006, 10:45:07 am
I lost all respect for Cruise after he knocked up the virgin Holmes...

HAHAHahaahAhHAHAHAHaahahaHAHAHAHA...!!!
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 20, 2006, 11:05:39 am
Wha????  That's not how copyright works.  A book reviewer isn't violating copyright by talking about the contents of a book. 

As far as secret beliefs being revealed....that doesn't matter either.  Mormons have all kinds of secret rituals and costumes and chants that go on in the Mormon temples, but it's all documented and available in the Library of Congress.  It has to be.

We're not talking about mormons. So these particular writings are not in the library of congress. They are tightly controlled by the church. Only small bits of information are revealed to those privileged few who climb up the ranks (and pay for it). Those people, being devout members wouldn't dream of sharing the info with anybody else. (Would you, if it cost you $1 million for the privilege?). So whenever some info "leaks" out, someone, somewhere has obviously made unauthorized copies of the writings, and therefore commited copyright infringement. So those people get sued.

Read this: http://www.xenu.net/copyright.html
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on March 20, 2006, 02:08:02 pm
Here's a new twist to this whole story: http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,188463,00.html

"Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park. The church quit it for him."

Don't know if it's true or not, (it is Fox after all)...

mrC
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 20, 2006, 06:07:17 pm
This was on fark.  I couldn't help but LOL.

http://66.63.236.186:8000/pics/xenu%20hates%20thetans.jpg
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Dartful Dodger on March 20, 2006, 06:46:02 pm
Paramount releases South Park, Paramount releases Mission Impossible. 
Tom Cruise is in Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise is in Scientology.

This publicity stunt gives Paramount free press for South Park, and Mission Impossible.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Santoro on March 20, 2006, 07:02:18 pm
This publicity stunt gives Paramount free press for South Park, and Mission Impossible.

And gives Hayes/Cruise's religion a lot of press.  (No press is bad press.)  I actually think you are right.  Everybody wins. 
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: danny_galaga on March 21, 2006, 04:59:04 am
yes, especially if no one goes to see MI3  ;D
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Luxury on March 21, 2006, 12:24:05 pm
I just realized the MI:3 is directed by JJ Abrams.  So it could - in theory - be good.

In theory mind you.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 21, 2006, 01:04:52 pm
Barely a week after Isaac Hayes quit 'South Park' as the voice of Chef, Chef will return to 'South Park' for the premier of Season 10 tomorrow night, March 21. The episode is described like this:
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: shmokes on March 21, 2006, 09:20:04 pm
We're not talking about mormons. So these particular writings are not in the library of congress.

So whenever some info "leaks" out, someone, somewhere has obviously made unauthorized copies of the writings, and therefore commited copyright infringement. So those people get sued.


Mormon doctrine specifically forbids disseminating information about the most sacred rituals inside their temples to people who are not worthy (you have to qualify for a "temple recommend").  My understanding is that they are required to reveal all their activities to the government in order to qualify as a religion for tax purposes.  They don't make this info available to the public out of a general sense of curiosity.

And I repeat, that's not how copywrited info works.  Random House simply cannot win a law suit against me for telling you what The DaVinci Code is about.  The concept is utterly absurd.  They don't have an infringement case even if I read the book aloud to you verbatim (unless I'm running a business charging people for it, I suppose).  It's not against the law to tell people what you know about something.  Think of all the satire Southpark or Simpsons or any show like that does, making fun of and paying tribute to everything from Indiana Jones to The Matrix to Star Wars to Christianity to Mormonism.  All of those involve copyrighted material.

This is about Scientology weilding a power in Hollywood wholly separate from the law.  Pulling the episode has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the prospect of a lawsuit.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: koolmoecraig on March 22, 2006, 03:18:04 am
Exactly.

There are many scientologists in the power structure of Hollywood. Not just actors.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Dartful Dodger on March 22, 2006, 01:29:06 pm
This is about Scientology weilding a power in Hollywood wholly separate from the law.  Pulling the episode has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the prospect of a lawsuit.

This is about a cartoon that's run it's course, but is getting an extra season by using the underdog card.

Paramount owns the rights to South Park and Mission Impossible.  South Park isn't a group of average joes going up against the mighty religion, those guys have no problem with canceling one show, if it sells them more shows.  It's only about making money, and nothing about freedom of speech and copyrights.

Everybody will be cashing bigger checks over this, everybody but us.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: koolmoecraig on March 22, 2006, 01:58:10 pm
Do you have any idea at all as to what you are talking about?

Over the past 3 seasons, South Parks ratings have grown to and exceeded the ratings of the FIRST THREE SEASONS.

Since it came on the air 9 years ago on Comedy Central it has had the highest ratings on the network. 9 YEARS STRAIGHT. Not even Dave Chappelle(who has the biggest selling comedy DVDs of all time) could unseat it.

South Park makes a TON of money for Comedy Central.

Comedy Central has what is basically an open contract with the shows creators. Meaning they will buy as many episodes that the duo wants to make per yer.(I believe with a 7 or 8 show minimum) for as long as the duo wants to go on.

Please explain to us what you meant by "run it's course?". If you say that the show has gone down hill creatively, you obviously don't watch.

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 22, 2006, 02:59:50 pm
Shmokes,
I misunderstood what you originally wrote. I never claimed copyright could be used as the basis of fighting "word of mouth". I was just explaining that lawyers and copyright law (as well as the claim that their writings are "trade secrets") are how $cientologists have historically fought the dissemination of their writings. (And that's fact, not my imagination).

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: markrvp on March 22, 2006, 11:06:29 pm
Well, they killed off Chef on Southpark.  They did a spoof of their "Scientology" episode.  In this one, Chef was brainwashed into becoming a pedophile by the "Super Adventure Club."  He was mauled by a lion and bear at the end.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 23, 2006, 03:21:44 am
Seemed like most (if not all) of Chefs lines were edited together from old episodes.  I wonder if Isaac Hayes actually did some new lines or if they were able to entirely use lines from previous episodes.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 23, 2006, 03:04:56 pm
Today the story gains momentum as the New York Post picks it up and now names names:
"(Hayes is) at home recuperating and did not issue the press release which said he was quitting because the show made fun of his faith. That release was put out by fellow Scientologist Christina "Kumi" Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor … 'Hayes loves 'South Park' and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way.' "

I guess this could be more despicable, but only if Scientology attached the statement to a ten year old with cancer in a wheelchair, and then delivered the statement by pushing him down some stairs.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: RayB on March 23, 2006, 04:22:37 pm
Recuperating from what?
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on March 23, 2006, 04:23:59 pm
Recuperating from what?

from the fox news link Mr.C posted earlier:
"Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion."
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: Santoro on March 23, 2006, 04:31:27 pm
That would su huck if he really didn't intend on leaving and they killed him off in the humiliating way they did last night.  But I have to imagine someone actually spoke to him before they did so.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: farmecologist on March 23, 2006, 05:12:21 pm

Does anyone get Rolling Stone magazine?   If so, take a look at the most recent issue.  There is a big article about Scientology.   Very interesting read!

Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: SirPoonga on March 23, 2006, 06:44:59 pm
That would su huck if he really didn't intend on leaving and they killed him off in the humiliating way they did last night.  But I have to imagine someone actually spoke to him before they did so.
But the adventure club brought him back to life so they left a way to bring chef back if that is ever possible.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: markrvp on March 23, 2006, 07:20:43 pm
But the adventure club brought him back to life so they left a way to bring chef back if that is ever possible.

The SUPER Adventure Club.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: cdbrown on March 24, 2006, 04:20:34 am
The chef's voice was stitched together previous recordings Hayes made for the show
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on April 01, 2006, 11:54:22 am
PUNKED?


http://tveps.net/index-hayes.html



mrC
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: allroy1975 on April 01, 2006, 06:55:40 pm
I'm reading this...and i'm like ...wtf...this is the most poorly written garbage I've ever read......then I see the date at the end...4-1....had me going for a sec though....
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: nullb0y on April 03, 2006, 12:09:35 am
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Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: nullb0y on April 03, 2006, 12:13:30 am
best episode of south park ever make shure you download it sence its banned

they should re do the entire episode i think

The term Scientology is a trademark of the Religious Technology Center, which licenses its use and use of the copyrighted works of Hubbard to the Church of Scientology.

they could just remove scientology and replace it with iditology


he leaves - March 2006, a press release announced that Isaac Hayes, a Scientologist, would be quitting his role on South Park, with the reason stated as being "intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others".
uhh havent they allways done that? thats why people like the show.

he and Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."


ok ok they DID kill chef off or something

Chef, was then portrayed in his final episode as a brain-washed, child-molesting cultist in a group called the "Super Adventure Club".

yah they should re do the scientology episode and change it to super adventure club lmao
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: AtomSmasher on April 03, 2006, 12:18:25 am
dont they like make chef a child molestor or something thats been brin washed by scientologists then throw him in jail?
Since you seemed to not of read this thread, heres the first post after that episode was aired
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Well, they killed off Chef on Southpark.  They did a spoof of their "Scientology" episode.  In this one, Chef was brainwashed into becoming a pedophile by the "Super Adventure Club."  He was mauled by a lion and bear at the end.
Title: Re: Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park
Post by: DrewKaree on April 03, 2006, 04:37:28 am

:blah: hoo hoo lamo :blah: lol :blah: no way Beavis heh :blah:


Last week just called.  They said nice of you to join us. ::)  Oh, and do you happen to have yesterday's lottery numbers?  I've gotta go to the store tomorrow and buy a ticket, and I want a winner!  :laugh2:



they could just remove scientology and replace it with iditology


Just a little tip from me to you "sence" you seem oblivious to the irony: when attempting to put someone down by using the term (or variation of) "idiot", do yourself a favor and SPELL idiot right.  I'd "shure" hate for you to have punk'd yourself, mmkay?  :P ;)