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Title: Blond dye (gender free newsflash)
Post by: c64rulez on January 21, 2006, 01:49:44 am
Sometimes I think it does
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Q*Bert_OP on January 21, 2006, 01:59:50 am
Sometimes I think it does
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: missioncontrol on January 21, 2006, 04:01:24 am
you would first have to assume that women have brains..........
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Bones on January 21, 2006, 04:51:05 am
Only if she eats the dye.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: danny_galaga on January 21, 2006, 06:42:07 am


where's the 'maybe' option?
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Zakk on January 21, 2006, 12:54:28 pm
Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts?  I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"

W.     T.       F.?

Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 21, 2006, 01:38:39 pm
I apologize. I should have emphasized that it's for an M.A. study I'm working on regarding blondes and reverse engineering.  ;D

Anyway, I'll take that as a no.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: GGKoul on January 21, 2006, 03:43:08 pm
Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts?  I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"

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When come to the EE forum.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: ChadTower on January 21, 2006, 05:34:30 pm

The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: quarterback on January 21, 2006, 06:06:05 pm

The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?

Only your perception of them
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: ChadTower on January 21, 2006, 07:49:17 pm

My perception is really all that matters to me.  Who cares what anyone else sees? 

Just call me Shallow Hal.  I see a knockout.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Stingray on January 23, 2006, 09:05:12 am
It's the bleach.

-S
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Harry Potter on January 23, 2006, 09:08:45 am
This is getting more votes than the MOD thread.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: RayB on January 23, 2006, 12:24:06 pm
What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: quarterback on January 23, 2006, 12:30:21 pm
What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!


Somebody (stingray?) must have something (an image perhaps) posted that's directly linked to stingray's s00per sekrit site.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Harry Potter on January 23, 2006, 12:35:56 pm
It's Bones' sig.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Stingray on January 23, 2006, 12:56:12 pm
Bones has his sig image hosted on my forum. I've PMed him asking him to move it to my photohosting site. Sorry for the problem this is causing today.

-S
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: PetitMorte on January 23, 2006, 01:42:15 pm
Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde.  They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did.  (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage.  Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"

 
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: More Cowbell on January 23, 2006, 01:50:13 pm
Can you specify what area of hair?  ;D
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: ChadTower on January 23, 2006, 01:58:57 pm

See, now, I find it useful to know what happens when you smack an unconscious cat in the sack with a hammer.  Good job.



(I just almost choked holding back laughter while typing that... no good to laugh in the office, they'll know something is up)
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 23, 2006, 02:17:14 pm
What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!


I don't get any popups lol
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: RayB on January 23, 2006, 03:55:02 pm
Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde.  They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did.  (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage.  Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: ChadTower on January 23, 2006, 04:34:33 pm

Anything that enters the blood stream has a chance to penetrate the skull.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: quarterback on January 23, 2006, 06:30:33 pm
You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?

Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde.  They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did.  (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage.  Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.

Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: RayB on January 23, 2006, 08:13:43 pm
You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?

 :P  No ah dint!    heh
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 24, 2006, 01:16:24 am
Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.

They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde.  They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did.  (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)

The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage.  Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.

Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"

 

I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: RayB on January 24, 2006, 12:48:07 pm
I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like

Kinda like regular bacon, but dumber.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: ChadTower on January 24, 2006, 12:53:04 pm

I assume all bacon is stupid.  I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 24, 2006, 01:10:55 pm
 

I assume all bacon is stupid.  I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.


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Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: Harry Potter on January 24, 2006, 01:11:33 pm

I assume all bacon is stupid.  I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.
Or it would be [insert favourite politician/actor/BYOAC member's name here]
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 25, 2006, 01:14:09 pm
of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair
Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: quarterback on January 26, 2006, 01:00:58 am
of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair

I'm not currently with a bleach-blonde woman, but I've been with/known a number in the past.   I voted no because it's not the bleaching that affected their brains.  They just found that life was much kinder to them if they were dumb and blonde than when they were dumb and brunette.

Title: Re: Blond dye
Post by: c64rulez on January 30, 2006, 01:19:57 am
I think the following may suggest an overall gender-free blonde issue:

This blonde dude gets home early than usual and he hears these noises coming from the bedroom. He runs upstairs and finds his wife in bed, naked, sweaty and breaths heavily.

"What happened ?", he asks, worried.

His wife says "I'm having a heart attack"

Immediately he runs downstairs and as he grabs the phone, his four year old son comes running and yells "daddy! daddy! uncle Jack is hiding upstairs in the closet and he's not wearing anything!"

The man hangs up the phone, flies up the stairs again, passes his screaming wife, rips the closet doors from it's hinges, and guess what... his brother lies naked on the closet floor.

"You son of a b#$ch !", he screams at him, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running naked around the house scaring the kids ?"  ;D