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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: c64rulez on January 21, 2006, 01:49:44 am
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Sometimes I think it does
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Sometimes I think it does
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you would first have to assume that women have brains..........
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Only if she eats the dye.
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where's the 'maybe' option?
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Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts? I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"
W. T. F.?
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I apologize. I should have emphasized that it's for an M.A. study I'm working on regarding blondes and reverse engineering. ;D
Anyway, I'll take that as a no.
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Dude, how about some kind of minimum purpose to your posts? I mean, "does hair dye make a girl stupid?"
W. T. F.?
When come to the EE forum.
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The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?
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The more important question is, does it affect her hooters?
Only your perception of them
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My perception is really all that matters to me. Who cares what anyone else sees?
Just call me Shallow Hal. I see a knockout.
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It's the bleach.
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This is getting more votes than the MOD thread.
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What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!
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What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!
Somebody (stingray?) must have something (an image perhaps) posted that's directly linked to stingray's s00per sekrit site.
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It's Bones' sig.
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Bones has his sig image hosted on my forum. I've PMed him asking him to move it to my photohosting site. Sorry for the problem this is causing today.
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Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.
They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)
The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.
Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"
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Can you specify what area of hair? ;D
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See, now, I find it useful to know what happens when you smack an unconscious cat in the sack with a hammer. Good job.
(I just almost choked holding back laughter while typing that... no good to laugh in the office, they'll know something is up)
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What the hell is this "Post Purgatory" log in popup I am getting?!
I don't get any popups lol
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Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.
They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)
The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.
Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.
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Anything that enters the blood stream has a chance to penetrate the skull.
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You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?
Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.
They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)
The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.
Whaaaaat??! How the hell does peroxide penetrate the SKULL? I don't buy this.
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You did notice it was from "The Journal of Irreproducible Results", right?
:P No ah dint! heh
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Actually I have a copy of the scientific journal "The Journal of Irreproducible Results (http://)" in which they studied just this problem.
They took a bunch of guinea pigs, and bleached their hair blonde. They kept bleaching them whenever they showed "roots" and after a while started chopping their brains up to see what sort of damage the heavy exposure to peroxides did. (They bleached the pigs by immersing them up to their faces.)
The upshot of the study was that heavy, repeated exposure to peroxides *does* in fact cause brain damage. Thru some mystical math stuffs, they figured out that a human would lose about 1/4 of an IQ point every time they bleach their hair.
Bear in mind that this is the same journal that published the paper called "The sharp compression of the testicles of an anesthetized cat with a reflex hammer produces a frenzied response"
I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like
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I wonder what stupid bacon tastes like
Kinda like regular bacon, but dumber.
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I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.
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I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.
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I assume all bacon is stupid. I mean, if it were smart, it would still be a pig.
Or it would be [insert favourite politician/actor/BYOAC member's name here]
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of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair
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of the 7 who posted a 'no' , I wonder how many has a girlfriend\wife with blonde\bleached hair
I'm not currently with a bleach-blonde woman, but I've been with/known a number in the past. I voted no because it's not the bleaching that affected their brains. They just found that life was much kinder to them if they were dumb and blonde than when they were dumb and brunette.
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I think the following may suggest an overall gender-free blonde issue:
This blonde dude gets home early than usual and he hears these noises coming from the bedroom. He runs upstairs and finds his wife in bed, naked, sweaty and breaths heavily.
"What happened ?", he asks, worried.
His wife says "I'm having a heart attack"
Immediately he runs downstairs and as he grabs the phone, his four year old son comes running and yells "daddy! daddy! uncle Jack is hiding upstairs in the closet and he's not wearing anything!"
The man hangs up the phone, flies up the stairs again, passes his screaming wife, rips the closet doors from it's hinges, and guess what... his brother lies naked on the closet floor.
"You son of a b#$ch !", he screams at him, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running naked around the house scaring the kids ?" ;D