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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 10:17:58 am
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For some odd reason evertime I hear the mention of those Oklihoma wild fires in the news I picture Stingray with his new hat on, fighting the fire away from his house using his trebuchet and water ballons.........
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Duh. He's not flinging water at the fire. He's flinging fire at the water.
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what the hell was I thinking..........
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He lives too far away from anywhere that should be burned down. The fire would have to commute in by him.
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Oklihoma can't be as big as they show it on the map... I thought there was only a dozen houses in that state....
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That's why Stingray's net connection is so slow... packets are sent from router to router by trebuchet.
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That's why Stingray's net connection is so slow... packets are sent from router to router by trebuchet.
well that would certainly explain his website server.........
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Seems like he put up a dress code and started doing the cover charge thing just now
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Smoke was so thick day before yesterday that you could only see a few yards. Seems like the whole state was on fire. Our worthless governor finally issued a burn ban. Way to slam that barn door after the horses are already gone.
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Well the flood ban worked so well in Louisiana it was the perfect organizational model.
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I heard Stingray was quoted in the news "George Bush hates Oklihomo-ians"
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I heard Stingray was quoted in the news "George Bush hates Oklihomo-ians"
Oklahomersexuals.
NTTATWWT
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The problem isn't the fire, it's Oklahoman society. The fire has been made to feel excluded and repressed for too long. The fire has been made to feel disenfranchised. If Oklahoman society would simply open its arms to the fire, to give the fire a chance, the fire would feel better.
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Hey stingray you been
looting finding enough beer essentials to survive?
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It is not the fire's fault. Those trees and bushes were asking for it, all dry and twiggy.
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Can we have some rain now please?
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No, until you have enacted Affirmative Action laws for the fire, you do not deserve rain, you elementist.
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The only good fire is an extinguished fire.
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This is blatant elemental discrimination. I'm calling Jesse Jackson.
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Tell him to bring a bucket of water.
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I'll spike it with kerosene.
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Can we have some rain now please?
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if it makes you feel better we got a whole bunch last night....
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Oklahoma could have used this water......
FEMA dumps donated drinking water (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-12-31-dumped-donations_x.htm?csp=34)
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FEMA dumps donated drinking water (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-12-31-dumped-donations_x.htm?csp=34)
Hey, wait. Oklahoma was on CNN and it wasn't because we pay our teachers less than every other state in the US. This must be a good thing. I for one welcome our new firey overlords.
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FEMA dumps donated drinking water (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-12-31-dumped-donations_x.htm?csp=34)
Hey, wait. Oklahoma was on CNN and it wasn't because we pay our teachers less than every other state in the US. This must be a good thing. I for one welcome our new firey overlords.
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ummm did you read the article? Oklahoma wasn't mentioned.. here's my point....
The water was dumped into a sewer and the cans sent for recycling.
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Yes, let's save thousands of unlabeled, expired cans of liquid and then hand them out at a later date.
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Actually I didn't mean to quote you at all. Or maybe I did, but then changed my mind. In any case, two facts remain. The fires are Bush's fault, and that asian chick on battlestar galactica is hot.
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I tried watching that show... it was like watching paint dry... except that in this case, the paint was applied 5 years ago.
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Yes, let's save thousands of unlabeled, expired cans of liquid and then hand them out at a later date.
it's water when does water expire.... besides they could have poured it on the fire ;D
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The cans are UNLABELED.
How are they going to know two years from now what is in the cans?
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I tried watching that show... it was like watching paint dry... except that in this case, the paint was applied 5 years ago.
Nobody asked you, killjoy. ;)
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That is of no relevance.
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The cans are UNLABELED.
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Yes, then later on assume liability that they relabeled cans.
It all sounds simple, but in reality, when everyone is constantly looking for a reason to point fingers, this was the only thing that could have been done with it.
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they still could have thrown it on the fire
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Sure, if they want to hire someone to open a million 12 ounce cans.
EDIT: okay, I just almost wet myself with this mental image:
Handing Stingray 150,000 cans marked BEER in black marker... and having him open them one by one, tasting each one, and going "damn that's water too" before throwing it into the fire...
...then at the end someone coming up and saying "where's all my Budweiser?"
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drop the bottles and all....
The heat will rupture the bottles if the fall doesn't and Stingray has allready mentioned he's never been to a landfill, it could be a FEMA BYOlandfill operation in Oklahoma........
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drop the bottles and all....
The heat will rupture the bottles
Cool, then the toxic cloud from all that burning plastic can push all of the smoke out of the state.
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Cool, then the toxic cloud from all that burning plastic can push all of the smoke out of the state.
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yep another finger pointer on our hands........
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it's water when does water expire....
I was about to ask the same question. Whats it do, go bad and turn into wine or something?
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It could pull contaminants from the container since the article said it was in CANS.
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I'm too busy to read articles. ;)
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Even soda in a can has a pretty good shelf life, and that stuff is full of phosphoric acid... The aluminum cans you and I are used to have plastic linings to prevent problems with the acid eroding the aluminum.
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Sure, if they want to hire someone to open a million 12 ounce cans.
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Even soda in a can has a pretty good shelf life, and that stuff is full of phosphoric acid...
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Even soda in a can has a pretty good shelf life, and that stuff is full of phosphoric acid...
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not in the US... here, millions of tons of good food are thrown away because of liability suits. I worked in food service all through high school and we threw out obscene amounts of food every night. The reason was that if you donate food to a place like a homeless shelter, and then someone gets sick off of it, you will be sued out the arsehole.
No good deed goes unpunished in the US.
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we threw out obscene amounts of food every night.
Yup - but don't do anything to intentionally contaminate it - toss bleach on it to keep people from rummaging and you'll get sued for poisoning someone.
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Pretty much... if you donate it you get sued.
If you throw it away you get people rummaging through your dumpster who make a mess, cause problems with the board of health, and sue you if they hurt themself.
If you throw it away and contaminate it you get sued by the people rummaging through your dumpster who make a mess, cause problems with the board of health, and then poison themself.
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I still think it would have been cool to watch all those cans being dumped out of a plane onto the fire......
CNN would have covered it.......
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FEMA DUMPS GARBAGE ONTO ALREADY BURNING WILDFIRE SITES
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why do you allways got to be negative? It must truely suck to be you or something........
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This is the gov't and the media we're talking about here. There is only blame.
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only if you choose to believe them.....
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There is no belief, only blame.
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that's because you beleive in the process of blame... step away from the news channel, turn off the talk radio.....
quit buying into their belly aching and blamimg games.... have fun enjoy the thought of being rediculous and thinking outside their world.....
you might enjoy it.......
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Are you talking to me or Mr C?
I haven't once said any of it is TRUE or that I BELIEVE IT, you blip.
All I said is that it would happen.
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you say it will happen because you BELIEVE it will happen.........
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Because it always does.
We already covered this. It does not take a retard to recognize the retardation but it does take a retard to repeat the retarditty.
Yes, I just made that word up.
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you mis-spelled your made up word.....
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I did not.
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did to
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You posted two three letter words, without punctuation, and spelled one of them incorrectly.
Your post-fu is poor but your retard-fu is strong.
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sorry didn't mean to upset the rain-man of grammer.....
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I blame your Grammer on Bush.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40478000/jpg/_40478159_us-grammer.jpg)
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I blame your Grammer on Bush.
sounds fair considering when Clinton was in office I was single and fooling around with the ladies ;D
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Now you're double and fooling around with the men.
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Now you're double and fooling around with the men.
quit telling everybody the size of my genetals.....
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It's hard to keep it a secret, what with you running around whipping it out screaming "I GOTTA THIN DICK" like a manwhore.
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you mis-spelled your made up word.....
As much as it pains me, I think he got it right...
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you mis-spelled your made up word.....
As much as it pains me, I think he got it right...
but then that means he didn't make it up so therefore he is still wrong........
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It really exists? Damn, my post-fu is cosmically strong.
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"It really exists?"
In a perfect Photoshop world, yes, it exists.
But wasn't it fun to think you won the lottery, just for a second there???
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You're just doing their work for them a bit faster than they do.
I have used it, therefore it exists, and they will record that fact shortly.
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PWN3D
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"It really exists?"
In a perfect Photoshop world, yes, it exists.
But wasn't it fun to think you won the lottery, just for a second there???
that was friggin halarious........
I'm still lauging over it........
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. I was gonna just let the picture slide, but hey, when opportunity knocks...
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when it knocks you got to let that --daisey-- in..........
;D
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It is always best to ask "who is it" when someone knocks looking for your nuts.
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Bad thing is, thats probably gonna be the high point of the day for me.
Its a sick, sad, world we live in.
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well, time for me to call it a day...............
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But wasn't it fun to think you won the lottery, just for a second there???
Blip!
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"It really exists?"
In a perfect Photoshop world, yes, it exists.
But wasn't it fun to think you won the lottery, just for a second there???
ROTFLMAO - That's the funniest thing ever.
I declare today ED McCARRON DAY!
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"It really exists?"
In a perfect Photoshop world, yes, it exists.
But wasn't it fun to think you won the lottery, just for a second there???
ROTFLMAO - That's the funniest thing ever.
I declare today ED McCARRON DAY!
We should give him the key to the crapper or something. Maybe even a parking spot.
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o.k. but he's not getting my parking space.........
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As long as I don't have to park in the crapper.
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You could clean the crapper while you got the keys. I think I pissed all over the floor.
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The air in Oklahoma seems more or less smoke free at the moment. Probably the wind is just blowing in the wrong direction. ;)
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I would like to report that this fire is out.
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Wow, just read through this. BYOAC used to be a very different place!
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I would like to report that this fire is out.
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I'd like to report that this isn't a thread necro, it is just stingray's modem finally finished chugging out that line of text it had been working on for the last 6 years.
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Wow, just read through this. BYOAC used to be a very different place!
One thing hasn't changed.
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Wow, just read through this. BYOAC used to be a very different place!
One thing hasn't changed.
That funny smell?
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Wow, just read through this. BYOAC used to be a very different place!
One thing hasn't changed.
That funny smell?
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2 things then.
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Belgium
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