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Title: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: DrewKaree on January 02, 2006, 01:11:03 am
Careful, a funny situation that happened "politically" follows.  Ready?













So you don't like that I'm simply doing the job I was elected for?  Grandiose posturing and useless proclamations are your style?  Right back atcha, ya noodle-spined jags!

http://www.jpost.com (http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1135696359948&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull)

My favorite part was this:

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Indeed, the EU has attitudes in inverse proportion to its ability to act on them. It's able to strut and preen on the world stage secure in the knowledge that nobody expects it to do anything about anything. If entire nations want to embrace self-congratulatory, holier-than-thou gesture politics as a way of life, why not give them a hand?

I love the reaction when you give someone what they want, and it turns out they never REALLY wanted it in the first place, they just wanted an opportunity to beat their chests and feel as if they were actually doing something meaningful.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: markrvp on January 02, 2006, 01:27:43 am
That's along the lines of:

"F me?  No, F you!"



Hey if the Austrians don't want to rename the stadium after Tookie, they could always name it "Barabus Memorial Stadium."   I mean, hey, he was let go and they can celebrate how the former Roman system worked  ::)
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 02, 2006, 10:19:32 am

So, they want to take his name off, fine.  But why would they want to name it after someone who murdered multiple people for fun, bragged about it, then founded what has become the West Coast's largest social and violent problem?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 02, 2006, 12:49:30 pm
Quit calling him Ahnold.  It isn't funny.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 02, 2006, 01:04:03 pm
Quit calling him Ahnold.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: nostrebor on January 02, 2006, 01:46:02 pm
It may not be funny to you, but according to Gov. Schwarzenegger, it is at least phonetically correct. ;)
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 02, 2006, 03:53:03 pm

I still think it is funny.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Dartful Dodger on January 02, 2006, 05:14:14 pm
If they strip Arnold of his Austrian citizenship, and he wants nothing to do with them either, can he now run for president?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: paigeoliver on January 02, 2006, 05:16:38 pm
If they strip Arnold of his Austrian citizenship, and he wants nothing to do with them either, can he now run for president?

No, you have to be born a citizen to run for president in the US, and for good reason, it guards against that one in a zillion chance of a deep cover operative gaining the presidency.

Btw, excellent move on Arnold's behalf.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: markrvp on January 02, 2006, 05:44:43 pm
Quit calling him Ahnold.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: JackTucky on January 02, 2006, 06:39:14 pm
Lets not do anything worthwhile, lets change the name of something.

Symbolism over substance

Someone told me tookie sold about 200 books?  Sounds like some rich celebrity bought them all.

Like when political supporters buy copies of your book for $1000 each.  And the book is really a light reading leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"   ;D

Art
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 02, 2006, 06:52:35 pm

Goldberg is going to kick your ass now.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 12:44:17 am
Quit calling him Ahnold.  It isn't funny.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll use the correct spelling on the stadium if they do end up naming it after him.

It already was named after him, and he's refusing the "honor". 

If they keep it named after him, I'm wondering if he'll sue.  THAT would be even funnier!
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 01:07:36 am
Quit calling him Ahnold.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 01:47:39 am
"De Tuhminaytah"
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 04:42:03 am
Quit calling him Ahnold.  It isn't funny.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll use the correct spelling on the stadium if they do end up naming it after him.

It already was named after him, and he's refusing the "honor". 

If they keep it named after him, I'm wondering if he'll sue.  THAT would be even funnier!

Maybe someone should "TM" his name to protect the use of his name for him
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 04:58:02 am
I think it's retarded that he can't run for President.  What if the American people WANT him to be their president?  I mean, if we didn't want an Austrian born body-builder/actor for a president couldn't we just not vote for him?  Isn't that the way it works?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: nostrebor on January 03, 2006, 11:58:07 am
I strongly recommend that you write him in on your ballot.

Just put Ahnold. Everyone will know what that means.  ;)
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 12:06:48 pm

I think it's retarded that some people think the Constitution is retarded.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 12:17:03 pm
I think it's retarded that some people think that  it is retarded for some people to think that the Constitution is retarded..
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 12:18:38 pm

I think the hole recently opened in the fabric of retardation is retarded.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 12:20:52 pm
but does it take a retard to reconize a retarded action?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 12:22:17 pm

Probably not, but it takes a retard to repeat it.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 12:33:08 pm
I was merely pointing out your retardeness
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 12:36:31 pm

I'm not the one who started the retarded.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 12:47:09 pm
but you did play the game  :police:
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 12:49:44 pm

What game?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 01:03:07 pm

What game?


I think it's retarded that some people think the Constitution is retarded.


that game.........
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 01:04:10 pm
I think it's retarded that he can't run for President.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 01:05:52 pm
just because you don't move first doesn't mean your not playing.........
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 01:06:46 pm

That didn't work on 13 year old girls and it won't work now.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 01:16:20 pm
but it did work on them when I was 13 also........    ;D
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 05:34:01 pm

I think it's retarded that some people think the Constitution is retarded.

Cry me a river.  How about the three/fifths clause?  How about making alcohol illegal?  How about making it legal again.  How about if we ban gay marriage?  How about if we guarantee it?  Flag burning amendment? 

Don't be absurd.  It's a document written by men, subject to the particular idiosyncracies and paranoias that happen to be prevelant at any given time period.  Overall it's a great document, but it didn't fall from the sky.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 05:40:32 pm
I think we should see what Ahnold has to say.

Ahnold.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 07:07:57 pm
Cry me a river.  How about the three/fifths clause?  How about making alcohol illegal?  How about making it legal again.  How about if we ban gay marriage?  How about if we guarantee it?  Flag burning amendment? 

Don't be absurd.  It's a document written by men, subject to the particular idiosyncracies and paranoias that happen to be prevelant at any given time period.  Overall it's a great document, but it didn't fall from the sky.

So do something about it.

Didn't think so.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Zakk on January 03, 2006, 07:31:03 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051227/ap_on_re_eu/austria_schwarzenegger

That paints it in a different light, sorta.

Ahnold.

:snicker:
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 07:31:28 pm
Um....don't you think you're maybe milking this line a bit?  A number 1, what the hell are you talking about?  I can't have an opinion about something?  Out of curiosity Chad, if you don't like people who stab babies, why don't you just do something about them?  Hmm...didn't think so. 

And B number 2, I do things about it on a regular basis.  I'm active in politics.  I write a political column.  I'm going to be a lawyer.  I hope to run for political office.  But what, exactly, do you propose I do about everything I don't like about the constitution, or everything else for that matter?  Why don't you do something about Michael Moore or Celine Dion?  Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you have to, or even can do something about it.  Haven't you ever told someone that Michael Moore is retarded, or fat, or dumb, or unethical? 

You're so bent on your "You just complain but don't give solutions" material that it doesn't occur to you that when I say that it's retarded to make being born in America a requirement for becoming president that there's a solution so incredibly obvious that any rational person such as myself assumes that it goes without saying.  But in case it doesn't go without saying, here:

Don't make that a requirement.   
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Zakk on January 03, 2006, 07:42:39 pm
Our constitution says that as long as you think saying 'Ahnold' is funny you can be Prime Minister.  We're simple that way.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 07:50:50 pm
Just one more thing I can do nothing about
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 08:12:30 pm

One problem with the spiffy little speech shmokes gave:

He wasn't there when the country was founded. 

He wasn't there to say "sure, there is danger that the Brits could just send someone over here to try and be King, but what the hell, someday we may want that."

Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Dartful Dodger on January 03, 2006, 08:17:44 pm
One problem with the spiffy little speech shmokes gave:

You found only one problem?  You must be retarded.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 08:27:24 pm

Haven't you ever told someone that Michael Moore is retarded, or fat, or dumb, or unethical? 


Your commas cause me to read that as using one of those at a time.  If I can use all those and a few others, I can subscribe to your loony theory.  Oh, and I'd like to reserve the right to use them on MrC too.  And ghey.  DEFINITELY have to be able to call MrC ghey.  All the kewl kids are doing it.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 08:42:10 pm

I protest his use of the word "or".
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: nostrebor on January 03, 2006, 09:18:37 pm
...  I hope to run for political office... 

When you run for office, a sure method to guarantee victory is to announce that you were the sole creator of the internet. This will prove your superior intellect, and will inspire the geeks to get out the vote.

Of course, actually having invented the internet is not required.

YMMV
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 09:39:44 pm

He has already mastered the ability to gain orifice.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 11:01:42 pm
...  I hope to run for political office... 

When you run for office, a sure method to guarantee victory is to announce that you were the sole creator of the internet.


Gore lost.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 11:02:51 pm
Gore lost.

Who did he lose to?





Ah, come on . . . you know you want to say his name.

Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 11:08:04 pm
Bush.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: JackTucky on January 03, 2006, 11:15:42 pm
He said bush!

Shmokes is going to be a lawyer and hopes to run for political office?

No wonder he don't got no brains.

My goals were to win a chug a lug contest and own a hotdog contest.  I've done one of those.  The one I really meant.  ;D

But I didn't sell my soul to keep the voters happy.  I thinks it's pretty hard to keep your conscience, and public office, but what do I know?  Bush lied.

Art

Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 11:32:20 pm
I thought the retarded game was over...... Chad you still playing?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 08:12:03 am

No, who won?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Grasshopper on January 04, 2006, 10:16:20 am

One problem with the spiffy little speech shmokes gave:

He wasn't there when the country was founded. 

He wasn't there to say "sure, there is danger that the Brits could just send someone over here to try and be King, but what the hell, someday we may want that."



I'm struggling to understand your logic. The point Shmokes made would have been just as valid in 1776.

You seem to be saying that the people who drew up the Constitution essentially rigged the system to reduce the likelihood of an anti-revolution candidate getting to be president, even if the voters wanted such a candidate. You're probably right. But surely that strengthens the case for getting the constitution changed.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 10:27:07 am

They "rigged the system" so that only an American could lead America.  That is what they wanted and that is what they got.

The point Shmokes made would have gotten him thrown from the room in 1776.  They had just fought a bloody war to gain their freedom and wanted to ensure that they kept it.

This is an outdated concept, sure, but it made perfect sense when implemented.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: versapak on January 04, 2006, 10:47:14 am

One problem with the spiffy little speech shmokes gave:

He wasn't there when the country was founded.

He wasn't there to say "sure, there is danger that the Brits could just send someone over here to try and be King, but what the hell, someday we may want that."




Interesting...

I wasn't aware of that. I thought surely he was there, but oh well. You were there right?

I mean... At least we can have your first hand take on these matters. ::)


Is this a case of Stick + (!) syndrome?


We have communists living in this country that have the right to run for president.
We have terrorists in this country that have the right to run for president.

Society changes, and so do the laws that govern them.

Don't like it... Do something about it.

Didn't think so.



Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: versapak on January 04, 2006, 10:48:07 am

They "rigged the system" so that only an American could lead America. That is what they wanted and that is what they got.

The point Shmokes made would have gotten him thrown from the room in 1776. They had just fought a bloody war to gain their freedom and wanted to ensure that they kept it.

This is an outdated concept, sure, but it made perfect sense when implemented.


He never said otherwise.


Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 10:50:03 am
Society changes, and so do the laws that govern them.

Don't like it... Do something about it.

Didn't think so.

Exactly.  This law does not bother me, thus I will do nothing to change it.


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He never said otherwise.

Am I misremembering that he called it retarded?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: JackTucky on January 04, 2006, 10:50:53 am
We have communists living in this country that have the right to run for president.

They can also post on message boards.

Art
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: versapak on January 04, 2006, 10:53:05 am
Am I misremembering that he called it retarded?


He called it retarded in the present day.

I don't believe he stated anything about its origin.


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This is an outdated concept, sure, but it made perfect sense when implemented.


Outdated?

What are you talking about?

You just told us why it was put there. It can't be outdated. It can't be retarded. Our founding fathers had a reason for putting it there. That is the end of it. ::)



Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Grasshopper on January 04, 2006, 11:07:14 am

They
"rigged the system" so that only an American could lead America.  That is what they wanted and that is what they got.

The point Shmokes made would have gotten him thrown from the room in 1776.  They had just fought a bloody war to gain their freedom and wanted to ensure that they kept it.

This is an outdated concept, sure, but it made perfect sense when implemented.

You're missing my point. And who precisely is "they" in this instance? The leaders of the revolution or the ordinary American citizens?

The only people who should decide who gets to be president are ordinary citizens through a fair electoral system. Are you suggesting the people who lead the revolution secretly didn't believe in democracy and were afraid of the outcome of a fair vote?

I don't think the bar on a foreign-born citizen running for president was ever justified, not even in the aftermath of the revolution.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Grasshopper on January 04, 2006, 11:10:23 am
Anyway, getting back to the original article, it's hard to see what the author's beef with the Austrians actually is. He accuses them of "gesture politics" but what precisely were they supposed to do? Invade California? Spring Tookie Williams from Jail?

Since when is an opinion valid only if it can be backed up by force?

The only thing the Austrians could to was to attempt to embarrass Schwarzenegger, and whether or not they succeeded, they certainly got his attention, and a lot of free publicity for the cause they were promoting.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 11:19:30 am

Since we are getting so semantic here, may as well point out that no one called their opinion invalid.

We called it stupid.  I will further say that it drips with retarditty.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: JackTucky on January 04, 2006, 11:21:59 am
I will further say that it drips with retarditty.

He almost said "titty"

Art
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: versapak on January 04, 2006, 11:22:15 am

Since we are getting so semantic here, may as well point out that no one called their opinion invalid.

We called it stupid. I will further say that it drips with retarditty.


Since we are talking semantics...

I am pretty sure the only "we" involved with your opinion of his opinion, was you. :P


Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 11:25:35 am

His?  I said "their", which would mean the Austrians, and that opinion has been echoed multiple times in this thread.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: versapak on January 04, 2006, 11:31:42 am

His? I said "their", which would mean the Austrians, and that opinion has been echoed multiple times in this thread.


Yes...

Yes, you are correct.


I shall now go back to my little corner, and wallow in the retarded retardedness that is my own retardedity.


:)


Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: shmokes on January 04, 2006, 11:34:18 am
Chad, you may not disagree with this law, but I highly doubt you agree with everything in the Constitution, if you have actually read it.  I hope, for example, that you don't believe that black people should be counted as 3/5 of a person.  But even if you do believe that then certainly, by default, you must not agree with the 13th and 14th amendments or at least part of them.  The problem you run into when you get all holier-than-thou about the Constitution is that your position is untenable.  The existence of Amendments that render other parts of the Constitution obsolete/invalid/moot forces you to disagree with and admit faults in one part of the document or another.

Additionally, I think you have a romantic, but inaccurate idea of what the Constitutional Convention was like.  I wouldn't have been tossed out of the room for disagreeing on that point.  There was a lot of heated contention and bickering about all kinds of different points.  More than one constitution was drafted.  The version that you are familiar with just barely passed.  It wasn't 55 like-minded individuals getting together and altruistically working together for the good of mankind.  It was 55 guys in different circumstances and all of them were trying to get the best deal for themselves or their particular state.  After a lot of comprimising the final product of the convention turned out to be very good on the whole, but far from perfect.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 11:37:28 am

I may not disagree with this post, but I also highly doubt that I agree with everything shmokes has ever posted, if I have actually read them.

For future reference, I stopped reading his post at that point.  I would rather go get some soup.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: nostrebor on January 04, 2006, 11:52:17 am
After the initial semi-subtle slam, this particular post was more thoughtful and useful than the average Schmokes post. I'll give it an 8 out of 10.

What kind of soup are we having?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 11:56:27 am

Eh, I went and looked but it was vegetable or a couple of different cheese based soups.

Vegetables aren't food and I'm lactose intolerant, so I got a PB+J sandwich and some chips.

I'll have to have some ham soup for dinner.
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: Zakk on January 04, 2006, 11:56:50 am

His?
Title: Re: Most excellent move from Ahnold
Post by: sirwoogie on January 04, 2006, 11:58:01 am
I think this original topic has gone as far as it needs to. If this needs to be a debate regarding constitutional issues, please file a different topic.