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Title: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 07:16:03 am
I found it in my garage minutes ago. Never seen anything like it before. It's kinda freaking me out but that might just be the smoke.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 07:23:24 am
Had a closer look. Very freaky.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:01:12 am
I just emailed the Australia Entomology division of CSIRO. Hopefully they can identify it.

Stay tuned to this exciting channel for further details.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 08:08:21 am
maybe it's an arcade eating termite?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 08:13:07 am
I've never found anything remotely like that on ---my bottom---. You might want to see a doctor.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:19:57 am
I've never found anything remotely like that on ---my bottom---. You might want to see a doctor.

-S
Perhaps this is why it appears to be frowning.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:20:14 am
And not moving.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: duffjr on December 21, 2005, 08:28:01 am
it's an endangered species.  you have to relocate.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 08:29:41 am
how's your connection today Stingray?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:30:53 am
Bloody hell. I don't know what is going on here. It must be the heat or something....I just had the worlds biggest ant crawling around in my office. Haven't seen one of these before either.

I feel like I got bugs crawling on me, can't stop scratching and fidgeting now.

I can only assume the insects are mounting a full scale global attack on my abode. I am not sure if I will make it through the night.

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 08:34:14 am
thay are waiting for you to fall asleep
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:36:03 am
The moth lives but I killed the big ant. I now have giant ant on my shoe.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: SirPeale on December 21, 2005, 08:36:40 am
I feel like I got bugs crawling on me, can't stop scratching and fidgeting now.

I have a theory into that; I don't see any bugs in those pictures, just empty space.  Perhaps you're seeing things that aren't there?

Can you feel them crawling under your skin yet?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 08:38:43 am
Can you feel them crawling under your skin yet?
Yeah but nothing an exacto knife can't dig out.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 08:54:07 am

Here's a photo of that moth in flight. Very freaky, indeed!

(http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/5494/b217yo.jpg)



mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 09:04:37 am
Actually, it is a species of Hawk Moth (http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/hawk_moths.htm) (SPHINGIDAE), specifically (Sphingidae Macroglossinae Cizara ardeniae) or shortened as (Cizara Ardeniae (http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/arden.html))

- They are some of the fastest flying insects, capable of flying at over 50 km/h (30 miles per hour)

(http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/ardenA.jpg)



mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 09:08:59 am
how's your connection today Stingray?

Pretty damn crappy still. I'll just have to live with it today and hope that it's better when I get back from vacation. If it still sucks then, I guess I may have to take action.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mmmPeanutButter on December 21, 2005, 09:17:33 am

I feel like I got bugs crawling on me, can't stop scratching and fidgeting now.



That's the meth.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Harry Potter on December 21, 2005, 09:21:18 am
Hehe. Moth Cheesecake.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 09:30:06 am

Here's a photo of that moth in flight. Very freaky, indeed!

(http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/5494/b217yo.jpg)

mrC

Thanks for posting a pic representative of the USA's superior military power.  Bring on the freedom!

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 21, 2005, 10:02:24 am
Bones did it now.  There's gonna be a pro-ant lobby protest in a few hours once they can mobilize tens of tens of people to take off from taking off of work.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 11:04:07 am

And you guys say I'm a one-trick pony. How did you turn a MOTH thread into a political diatribe?
I don't even think I could have done that, unless we were discussing the 'Chickenhawk Moth'...then I may have been able to relate it to our Dear  (Law Breakin') Leader.  (See what you've started?)


HAPPY HOOOOOLIIIIIIDAAAAAYS!
mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 11:18:55 am
Also, just to preempt the oh-so-inevitable, and ever-so witty "you're gay" retort, let me just clarify....Yes, I like Moths!   :-*

(http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/6049/jamegumb4jj.jpg)

Now...PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 11:42:04 am

And you guys say I'm a one-trick pony. How did you turn a MOTH thread into a political diatribe?
mrC

Everyone knows you're anti-military.  You posted the pic. 

I'm pro freedom.  So I said so.

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 21, 2005, 12:05:58 pm
HAPPY HOOOOOLIIIIIIDAAAAAYS!
mrC

Don't you mean Merry Christmas?

mrGW
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 21, 2005, 12:08:09 pm
Also, just to preempt the oh-so-inevitable, and ever-so witty "you're gay" retort, let me just clarify....Yes, I like Moths!
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 12:11:15 pm
It's REVELATION WEEK here at BYOAC.  What will we find out about Mr.C next.
mrGW

Ooh!  Ooh!  I know.  He thinks bush lied!

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 12:21:31 pm
Do moths eat bacon


????



Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 12:24:20 pm
more importantly....


how do moths feel about about elipseses
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 12:28:48 pm
I missed the whole bacon thing.  Can someone explain it?  Please don't post links, because I don't know how to click those.  Explain it all HERE.

Thanks
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 12:34:57 pm
I missed the whole bacon thing.  Can someone explain it?  Please don't post links, because I don't know how to click those.  Explain it all HERE.



We like bacon because it tastes good.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 12:39:35 pm

I like to use bacon to search for secret messages in paper.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: SirPoonga on December 21, 2005, 12:40:20 pm
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Nailz on December 21, 2005, 12:51:49 pm
I'm bummed by this post, I thought I was going to see an Ass Moth.......   :'(
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 12:58:31 pm
Mr.C just drew a parallel to himself and a homosexual sociopath who stalks and kills overweight women in order to make himself a female skin of human flesh.

Well, not overweight specifically, just one. Needed the extra back skin. Ya' know, broad shoulders and all.

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What will we find out about Mr.C next.

That I'd f*ck me. 


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 12:59:54 pm

That would make you gay.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 21, 2005, 01:05:04 pm
eeewwwwwwww


I did not want to read that
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on December 21, 2005, 01:06:54 pm

That would make you gay.

What if I'm only attracted to my feminine qualities?   :-X


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 01:25:28 pm

Unless your genitals are among those female qualities, it makes you gay.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Harry Potter on December 21, 2005, 01:30:05 pm

That would make you gay.

What if I'm only attracted to my feminine qualities?   :-X


mrC
Then you require surgery to acquire masculine qualities.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Goz on December 21, 2005, 01:50:04 pm

That would make you gay.

What if I'm only attracted to my feminine qualities?   :-X


mrC

Could MrC actually be a Ms. C? It might explain a few things...

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: nostrebor on December 21, 2005, 01:51:07 pm
It would explain more than a few things...
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 01:57:26 pm
It would explain more than a few things...

He/she does like to complain alot.

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 02:00:33 pm


... I'd f*ck me. 




Just trying to preempt any "go F yourself" holiday messages? ;)

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: M3talhead on December 21, 2005, 02:10:39 pm
The real question is, what would his own child (fertilized and carried by himself) look like..... ???

Wouldn't it just be a clone of Mr/Ms C??
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 02:13:47 pm
Just trying to preempt any "go F yourself" holiday messages? ;)

Bah, I got one the other day in a broadcast email from some hosebag.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 02:14:55 pm
Just trying to preempt any "go F yourself" holiday messages? ;)

Bah, I got one the other day in a broadcast email from some hosebag.

Go F yourself. ;)

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 21, 2005, 02:15:40 pm

Trust me, many kittens have been killed of late.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: nostrebor on December 21, 2005, 02:18:00 pm
Errrrmm...

TMI.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: duffjr on December 21, 2005, 02:39:06 pm

Here's a photo of that moth in flight. Very freaky, indeed!

(http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/5494/b217yo.jpg)

mrC

Thanks for posting a pic representative of the USA's superior military power.  Bring on the freedom!

Art

that is a UFO...all hail the ant lords!
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: duffjr on December 21, 2005, 02:39:54 pm

And you guys say I'm a one-trick pony. How did you turn a MOTH thread into a political diatribe?
mrC

Everyone knows you're anti-military.  You posted the pic. 

I'm pro freedom.  So I said so.

Art

don't you mean pro holiday?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 21, 2005, 02:54:22 pm
don't you mean pro holiday?

I'm all for holidays.  As many as possible.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 03:14:06 pm
Actually, it is a species of Hawk Moth (http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/hawk_moths.htm) (SPHINGIDAE), specifically (Sphingidae Macroglossinae Cizara ardeniae) or shortened as (Cizara Ardeniae (http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/arden.html))

- They are some of the fastest flying insects, capable of flying at over 50 km/h (30 miles per hour)

(http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/ardenA.jpg)



mrC
That's some good work although I was hoping it was a freak species. Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: M3talhead on December 21, 2005, 03:20:52 pm
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That's some good work although I was hoping it was a freak species. Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....
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You still can. Just say its haunted or something.....
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: duffjr on December 21, 2005, 03:22:03 pm
na sell it as an aphrodisiac
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 03:25:18 pm
Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....

I'll trade you three Oklahoma moths and a whole Canadian dollar for it.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 03:26:39 pm
Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....

I'll trade you three Oklahoma moths and a whole Canadian dollar for it.

-S
Throw in some Swedish erotica and you got yourself a sweet deal.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: MustardTent on December 21, 2005, 03:31:16 pm
This thread seems to have lost its way.  I thought that it was about "ass moths"...

By the way, what is an "ass moth"?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 03:37:22 pm
Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....

I'll trade you three Oklahoma moths and a whole Canadian dollar for it.

-S
Throw in some Swedish erotica and you got yourself a sweet deal.

Yeah, and moths will fly out of my  ass.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 21, 2005, 03:39:52 pm
Thought I might be able to Ebay it or something.....

I'll trade you three Oklahoma moths and a whole Canadian dollar for it.

-S
Throw in some Swedish erotica and you got yourself a sweet deal.

Yeah, and moths will fly out of my
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on December 21, 2005, 04:06:05 pm
The burn means that it's working.

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Santoro on December 21, 2005, 08:15:05 pm
I saw what I swore was a hummingbird this summer, except that it wasn't afraid of me, and it had a beak/bill/nose thingy that was flexible.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 21, 2005, 10:26:46 pm
This thread seems to have lost its way.  I thought that it was about "ass moths"...

By the way, what is an "ass moth"?

Not what, WHO.  Isaac.  Isaac Ass Moth.  He was some famous sciency guy (sorry to use that technical lingo there).  He found the formula for why you should wearing pants on your head while starting a fire with a teacher who's a fish with corduroys or something.

Also, just to preempt the oh-so-inevitable, and ever-so witty "you're gay" retort, let me just clarify....Yes, I like Moths!   :-*


You didn't preempt anything, you only preceded it.  The only thing you've done is clarify that you are a gay homosexual

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: elvis on December 21, 2005, 11:07:09 pm

That would make you gay.

What if I'm only attracted to my feminine qualities?   :-X

Isn't sex with yourself counted as masturbation and not being gay?

But where does that leave clone sex?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: danny_galaga on December 21, 2005, 11:42:53 pm
Actually, it is a species of Hawk Moth (http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/hawk_moths.htm) (SPHINGIDAE), specifically (Sphingidae Macroglossinae Cizara ardeniae) or shortened as (Cizara Ardeniae (http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/arden.html))

- They are some of the fastest flying insects, capable of flying at over 50 km/h (30 miles per hour)

(http://www-staff.mcs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/ardenA.jpg)



mrC

pretty cool that you found it on an australian stamp. oh, and im sure the dragonfly is almost TWICE as fast, AND can fly backwards...
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 21, 2005, 11:56:13 pm

pretty cool that you found it on an australian stamp. oh, and im sure the dragonfly is almost TWICE as fast, AND can fly backwards...


Thankfully you were around danny.  We always suspected MrC was a dragonfly-ist, but now we can be sure of the lies and subterfuge in his pro-moth rantings.  Hey, can you send Bones a tennis racket to swat that thing?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 22, 2005, 12:02:10 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 22, 2005, 12:06:01 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


after a few beers you'll change your tune

(http://stingraysmadness.com/EE/images/smiles/014.gif)
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Goz on December 22, 2005, 12:15:30 am
Doesn't that depend if the proper ratio of weight to beer is consumed? (not the drinkers weight)  ;D
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 22, 2005, 12:24:21 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


Weren't you the one who lost a cucumber in a fat chick?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 22, 2005, 12:26:40 am
Weren't you the one who lost a cucumber in a fat chick?
No, i never lost it.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: danny_galaga on December 22, 2005, 12:31:11 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


um, have you forgotten that poor lil ant already?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 22, 2005, 12:39:57 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


Somewhere you've told us the difference between these two, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 22, 2005, 12:41:29 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


um, have you forgotten that poor lil ant already?
That little ant was the size of my foot. I tried to encourage him to leave but he wasn't cooperating. I was left with no choice but to extinguish the threat he posed.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 22, 2005, 12:50:29 am
I show respect for all creatures.

Except roaches, I hate roaches.

And fat chicks, I don't care much for fat chicks.


Somewhere you've told us the difference between these two, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
For the record, plumpness is ok. I like curves so if the proportions are correct (and she doesn't smell), I can dig a fat chick and would offer her my services with great enthusiasm.

I draw the line at the formation of multiple rolls of lard that no longer accentuate a woman's curves.

I also don't mind a pot belly on a chick, if the rest of her is hot.....
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: shmokes on December 23, 2005, 03:28:23 am

I'm pro freedom. 


That has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read.  Is that opposed to democrats, who are pro enslavement?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 23, 2005, 03:31:45 am

I'm pro freedom. 


That has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read.  Is that opposed to democrats, who are pro enslavement?

No, it's like me being against clean air and water. ;D

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 23, 2005, 03:33:34 am
That has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read.

You obviously haven't spent much time here the past couple of days.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 23, 2005, 03:37:12 am

I'm pro freedom.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on December 23, 2005, 03:58:36 am
that stupid kid in your sig makes my eyes hurt
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 23, 2005, 04:06:32 am
that stupid kid in your sig makes my eyes hurt

Go stare at the chick in mine.  That'll set you straight ;D
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 23, 2005, 04:50:02 am
So what I assume is a babe to outrank all babes...... Young Cate replies via email to my curious question.

Your beautiful Moth

Hello Bones,
 
Firstly, thank you for the wonderful images, identification is made much easier by great pictures.
The moth you have is a hawk moth Cizara ardenia (Family:Sphingidae)  It is the only species in the Cizara genus and occurs from Cairns down to southern coastal NSW. The larvae feed on plants from the family Rubiaceae.

This one and other hawk moths can be seen on the following web page
http://www.ento.csiro.au/gallery/moths/Sphingidae
Some general info is available:
http://linus.socs.uts.edu.au/~don/larvae/sphi/arden.html

Happy Christmas

Cate (Hot Chick)
CSIRO Entomology


For your convenience I have translated the true nature of her message.


Quote
Hello Bones
Hello Bones  :-*

Quote
Firstly, thank you for the wonderful images, identification is made much easier by great pictures.
Would you like to see a picture of my Brazillian cheesecake?

Quote
The moth you have is a hawk moth Cizara ardenia (Family:Sphingidae)
I am a hot Latino girl with a great ass.

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It is the only species in the Cizara genus and occurs from Cairns down to southern coastal NSW.
I will meet you anywhere, anytime,

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The larvae feed on plants from the family Rubiaceae.
to eat you.

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Happy Christmas
Deefer, deefer.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 23, 2005, 08:16:53 am

I'm pro freedom. 


That has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read.  Is that opposed to democrats, who are pro enslavement?

You can apply the opposite of that statement to whomever you want.

But there is a party in the US who thinks the government is better off running your life than you are.  And I consider that to be an infringement on my freedom.

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: shmokes on December 23, 2005, 12:03:21 pm
Except at the time of Abe Lincoln Republicans were liberal and Democrats were conservative.  Keep in mind that George Bush swept the south.  Every.  Single.  State.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Ed_McCarron on December 23, 2005, 12:19:55 pm
So, I gotta ask.

Did she really sign it "Cate (Hot Chick)" or was that you paraphrasing???
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 23, 2005, 12:24:42 pm
Except at the time of Abe Lincoln Republicans were liberal and Democrats were conservative.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on December 23, 2005, 01:16:12 pm
Except at the time of Abe Lincoln Republicans were liberal and Democrats were conservative.  Keep in mind that George Bush swept the south.  Every.  Single.  State.


He won the south because hes pro slavery?  You got nerve Shmokes
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Harry Potter on December 23, 2005, 01:24:29 pm
*sound of thread being de-railed agan*
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 23, 2005, 01:27:05 pm
That has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Harry Potter on December 23, 2005, 01:30:05 pm
democrats are poofters.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on December 23, 2005, 03:10:01 pm
So, I gotta ask.

Did she really sign it "Cate (Hot Chick)" or was that you paraphrasing???
There may have been some paraphrasing on my behalf.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 23, 2005, 03:16:28 pm
It was actually signed Carl.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 23, 2005, 03:34:57 pm

Keep in mind that George Bush swept the south.  Every.  Single.  State.


Stole.  Tell MrC to forward that thing to you again. ;)


Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on December 23, 2005, 03:37:01 pm

Bush even won the Heisman.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on December 23, 2005, 04:53:38 pm
Stole.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on December 23, 2005, 05:17:05 pm

Even Florida, without a re-count.


Oh they recounted it all right! ;)

It just wasn't reported, thanks to Jeb.

Ask anyone who's as nuts as MrCommunisto
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on January 03, 2006, 02:22:27 am
OK.... back to the thread.

Today I had another freaky moth fly into my office.

I believe this one is some type of scout, probably sent by the moth overlord to search for any weakness in my office perimeter before launching a full scale attack.

However, I will not go down without a fight. If Iron Maiden has taught me only one thing, it is if your gunna die, die with your boots on.

Come get some you crazy moth ---daisies---.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 02:32:47 am
Make sure to tell your wife that at the very least, before they cut you out and bury you, please have her take pictures and post them here of when they took you back to their moth lair and ate what little brains you had.

Tell her I understand she'll need some time to grieve before buying her plane ticket so she doesn't have to rush.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on January 03, 2006, 02:49:16 am
Did you know if you rearrange the letters of Drew Karee you can spell Reek Eardaw which is Latin for anuses cranius sombreroness, loosely translated Ass Hat.

Google it if you don't believe me.  :P


Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 03:11:23 am
What, you guys think I just picked this out of thin air? ;D
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: missioncontrol on January 03, 2006, 03:25:17 am
Brokenbones the mothman prophet
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: shmokes on January 03, 2006, 04:40:11 am
Except at the time of Abe Lincoln Republicans were liberal and Democrats were conservative.  Keep in mind that George Bush swept the south.  Every.  Single.  State.


He won the south because hes pro slavery?  You got nerve Shmokes

I know it's hard.  Try to follow along this time.  The south is decidedly republican, as one might gather by looking at election results, such as the most recent presidential election, where EVERY "southern" state voted Republican.  During the time of Abe Lincoln the "southern" states hated republicans.  During the time of Abe Lincoln Democrats were the champions of States' Rights. 

And racism against blacks is FAR more prevalent and severe in the South than in any other region in the U.S.  I wouldn't say that the South backed Bush because republicans are pro-slavery, but racial politics such as affirmative action, hate crime legislation, and the end of separate but equal and the back-of-the-bus certainly play a role.  To suggest otherwise is Pollyanna ignorance.    Voters care about that stuff.

And even if I'm full of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about the racial stuff (I'm not), and it's all just generic States' Rights differences, the fact remains that Abe Lincoln's Republican Party parallels todays Democrats and Robert E. Lee's Democrats parallel todays Republicans.  Think about it logically.  Was Abe Lincoln for stronger federal government, or stronger States' Rights?  Wasn't there something of a scuffle about whether the federal government could tell the states what they could and couldn't do?

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 08:11:51 am
Except at the time of Abe Lincoln Republicans were liberal and Democrats were conservative.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 08:36:27 am
He was practicing/testing his gag reflex for us.  Shut up and get in line before you piss him off and he decides to stop giving demonstrations
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 03, 2006, 08:54:26 am
I'm not sure, but I think shmookes said I'm right.

I wonder if it was funny?

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 03, 2006, 01:21:11 pm
Even though I'm a Republican, it doesn't bother me that guys like you and Mr.C constantly rail against all things moral and conservative.

Is this why you can't stop bringing it up?  ::)   (In a thread about moths?!)

And since when is conservatism synonymous with morality?
If you really believe it is, then I'd posit that you've been snookered and the Republicans are taking advantage of your lack of critical thinking. It's a marketing ploy. Nothing more.

Unless, of course, you think it's moral to partake in money laundering (DeLay, Abramoff, Bob Ney, "Duke" Cunningham, scores of others), insider trading (Frist), Perjury, obstruction of justice (Libby, Rove), and pissing on the constitution (Bush w/ illegal wiretaps).

I don't rail against all things Republican, just all things illegal and damaging to our democracy...which, these days, seems to be all things Republican.




mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 01:25:32 pm

Not only did Bush win the Presidency, but Bush also won the Heisman and is going to be the #1 pick in next year's NFL draft.

Bush is winning everything.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 03, 2006, 01:47:02 pm
Bush is winning everything.

I hear he's a shoe-in for winning an impeachment!!


/got my fingers crossed!
mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 03, 2006, 02:32:51 pm
Bush is winning everything.

laugh

I hear he's a shoe-in for winning an impeachment!!
/got my fingers crossed!
mrC

Snore


Don't you have a wedding with non threatening botanicals and cage free farm fresh nuts and berries to serve your disappointed guests?

Are the kennedy's coming?  How about ben affleck?  He's dreamy.

Art

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on January 03, 2006, 03:18:48 pm
I heard Bush reports only to the moth overloard.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 03:48:52 pm
Even though I'm a Republican, it doesn't bother me that guys like you and Mr.C constantly rail against all things moral and conservative.

Is this why you can't stop bringing it up?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Ed_McCarron on January 03, 2006, 03:50:59 pm
"Morality as in not poking your intern in the Oval office."

Never heard it called that before.  Lots of mexican/seafood comments, but never the Oval Office.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 03:52:13 pm
Clam Tacos for lunch, Ed?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 03, 2006, 03:53:03 pm

It was cigar intercourse.  Cuban style.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Stingray on January 03, 2006, 04:02:25 pm
"Morality as in not poking your intern in the Oval office."

Never heard it called that before.  Lots of mexican/seafood comments, but never the Oval Office.

Laughing hard enough to make unpleasant snorting noises. Thanks Ed. :)

-S
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 03, 2006, 04:13:17 pm
Congratulations also on getting another thread sent to Post Hell.

huh!? Which one?   


EDIT: Ah, found it. If I remember correctly, I wasn't the one who derailed it. So I don't deserve all the credit.
mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Ed_McCarron on January 03, 2006, 04:20:00 pm
Laughing hard enough to make unpleasant snorting noises. Thanks Ed. :)

-S

I'm having an 'on' day.  They happen occasionally.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: USSEnterprise on January 03, 2006, 04:20:39 pm
Bush is winning everything.

I hear he's a shoe-in for winning an impeachment!!


/got my fingers crossed!
mrC

Mine are too.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 04:23:14 pm
Bush is winning everything.

I hear he's a shoe-in for winning an impeachment!!


/got my fingers crossed!
mrC

Mine are too.

Hey maybe Congress will convene impeachment hearings.  Then Bush can be just like your hero Bill Clinton.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: USSEnterprise on January 03, 2006, 04:27:09 pm
I won't deny that Clinton screwed up, but really, which is worse: Lying about getting an out-of-marriage blow or violating the Constitution?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 04:27:49 pm
I won't deny that Clinton screwed up, but really, which is worse: Lying about getting an out-of-marriage blow or violating the Constitution?

How about having your former business partners murdered?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 03, 2006, 04:30:45 pm
Hey maybe Congress will convene impeachment hearings.  Then Bush can be just like your hero Bill Clinton.

As much as I enjoy the feigned outrage from the right over Clinton's indiscretion, they both broke the law, and they should both face the consequences. I think some perspective is in order though. Clinton lied about oral sex and Bush illegally spied on American citizens, with complete disregard for the constitution, and in direct violation of FISA laws. With Bubba, only Monica was wearing the blue dress, with Bush's illegal wiretaps...*you're* wearing it.

As for impeachment, Clinton got his (no pun) and Bush looks to be next. What's your problem with that?


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 03, 2006, 04:31:38 pm
I won't deny that Clinton screwed up, but really, which is worse: Lying about getting an out-of-marriage blow or violating the Constitution?

How about having your former business partners murdered?

Tin-foil isn't very breathable is it?


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: markrvp on January 03, 2006, 04:40:13 pm
The other day you asked in a thread when was the last time you mentioned "Bush lied" in a thread.  Does this one count?

Every now and then I need to remember this when talking to you:

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 03, 2006, 04:41:52 pm

And since when is conservatism synonymous with morality?


Since forever.  Didn't you get the memo?  I'll have them fire you off another one along with a TPS report explaining how we arrived at this decision.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Bones on January 03, 2006, 04:49:36 pm
(http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47487.0;id=22177)
I think he is pretending to be a moth.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Ed_McCarron on January 03, 2006, 04:51:06 pm
That theres some underlying psychological issues...

Imagining yourself stepping on him, Bones?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 03, 2006, 11:10:18 pm
I won't deny that Clinton screwed up, but really, which is worse: Lying about getting an out-of-marriage blow or violating the Constitution?

Clinton did both.  He used "illegal" wiretaps on that guy from the CIA who was convicted of treason, or something.

You can see by my specifics that I don't really care that much.

Clinton lied!

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 09:23:49 am
I won't deny that Clinton screwed up, but really, which is worse: Lying about getting an out-of-marriage blow or violating the Constitution?

He was indicted for lying in a federal court, not a press conference.

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: More Cowbell on January 04, 2006, 09:32:55 am
Who knew that moths were such a hot political debate?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 04, 2006, 09:40:20 am
Hot political debate = not possible.  Especially on the internet.

I would say that all 3 of those words are wrong  ;D

Not one participant is "Hot"
It's not "political".  It's ignorant
"debate?"  nope, arguing on the internet.


Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 09:43:10 am

Bill Clinton sealed his legacy when he tried to redefine the word "is" in court. 

He could have at least picked a word that he stood a chance with.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: More Cowbell on January 04, 2006, 09:43:56 am
Hot political debate = not possible. Especially on the internet.

I would say that all 3 of those words are wrong ;D

Not one participant is "Hot"
It's not "political". It's ignorant
"debate?" nope, arguing on the internet.


Art
Rephrase:

Who knew that moths were such a not hot ignorant arguing on the internet?
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 04, 2006, 06:24:09 pm
I'ma go party with MrC.

He and I are gonna be good friends this year.  We've got butterfly nets and jars to put whatever we find into.  I think I've inspired him with my CP, and we'll see big things this year, plus a few crazy stories of people doing silly things.

Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on January 04, 2006, 07:36:38 pm
He and I are gonna be good friends this year.  We've got butterfly nets and jars to put whatever we find into.

Help me find Somatochlora Hineana Odonata, won't you? I here some exist 'round your neck of the woods!


mrC
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 04, 2006, 08:16:22 pm

Help me find Somatochlora Hineana Odonata, won't you? I here some exist 'round your neck of the woods!


piles of 'em.  My parent's place seems to have them around all the time.  Not sure if those specific ones are there, but there's enough to sort through
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 04, 2006, 08:22:47 pm
This smoochy fest is awe inspiring.  Reminds me of the last scene of naked gun, when all of the enemies hugged!

Post a pic of drew and mrc hugging it out ---smurfette---!

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 08:41:31 pm
Help me find Somatochlora Hineana Odonata, won't you? I here some exist 'round your neck of the woods!

I saw V. Dentata once, but I left it undisturbed.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: DrewKaree on January 04, 2006, 09:04:29 pm

This smoochy fest is awe inspiring.  Reminds me of the last scene of naked gun, when all of the enemies hugged!

Post a pic of drew and mrc hugging it out ---smurf---!


woah Woah WOAH there Spanky!  Let's not go getting all crazy now.

We need something to try to accomplish next year.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: ChadTower on January 04, 2006, 09:12:34 pm

Don't worry... remember, at the end of Naked Gun, OJ gets killed by a marching band.
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: JackTucky on January 04, 2006, 10:05:18 pm

Don't worry... remember, at the end of Naked Gun, OJ gets killed by a marching band.

Ah, yes.  So we have death by marching band to hope for?  If you cross me, the horn section will come for you!  Or Milt.

Art
Title: Re: Weird ass moth
Post by: Harry Potter on January 05, 2006, 02:11:38 pm

Don't worry... remember, at the end of Naked Gun, OJ gets killed by a marching band.
I thought it was the 50 meter fall that killed him.